|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 165 | 5th day of Storing, Y6
|Attack of the Slorgs!! A GuideHa! Didn't think you would see a guide to this game THIS early, did
you? Well, think again. |
|The Lesser-Known Petpets: FellyWell, it seems quite obvious that most of Neopia is ignorant to the wonderful
little creature aptly (or rather not aptly) named the ‘Felly.’ |
|Ghosts of the Money Tree?It was here, in the midst of all of this, that I saw something totally and
utterly unsensible. It was a Quiggle Ghost! |
|What Makes A Good Writer?So, you want to write, eh? Well, it’s not hard;
you just need an original mind and good use of words. |
|Auctions or Trades?Well auctioning is good for something. If your item is worth more
than 800,000 NPs and you only want pure, then this might be your only choice
without risking losing the rest of your Neopoints.|
|Cracking the ConundrumJust hearing the name makes you frustrated. But still you can’t help yourself.
You head on over to the games room to see what that exasperating Lenny has come
up with for you this week. |
|Mastering Hannah and the Pirate CavesHere is a guide to boost up your points in Hannah and the Pirate Caves.
It will tell you how to enter the secret areas and acquire the gems. The gems
are each worth 5000 points! |
|Your Complete Guide to The Buzzer GameThe Buzzer
Game, is quite unpopular. When I thought it over, it didn’t make any sense, though.
The Buzzer Game is a quick and easy way to make neopoints, get the avatar, or
get the trophy.|
|Why Do You DO That? An Avatar Collector’s ResponseAs an avid avatar collector, I am asked on a regular basis why I bother.
Why collect a hundred or more avatars when you can only use one of at a time?|
|Pea Chia Survival GuideHaving owned my own pea
Chia for a few months now at this point, I began to wonder how these miniature
Neopets have managed to survive the wilds of Neopia as long as they have. |
|50 Ways to Succeed in a Neopian Spelling BeeYour Neopets are very important, and SO is their education! A spelling
bee is perfect for a pet that is up to the challenge. |
|Who Are Our Tyrannian Leaders?Do you know who is defending our sweet Neopia? Who is controlling our beloved
|Illusen and Jhudora - Just Why Do They Need Those ItemsIllusen and Jhudora need items for something. Many
believe they need it for some colossal spell or potion. Yet others think that
they are building up their own little colonies under their places of residence.|
|Conquering Hannah and the Ice Caves: Part OneIn this game Hannah is placed in the depths of Terror Mountain’s Ice Caves.
This is nothing like the Pirate Caves, there’s more action, villains, twists
and turns and Hannah even has her own sidekick!|
|The Contest for Aspiring WritersEverybody wants to win it. I mean, who wouldn’t? With
2,000 Neopoints, a rare item, and of course the best prize of all, that adorable
little JubJub trophy! |
|Winterizing Your Neopets: A Guide to Terror MountainI had been hoping for nice, open fields of snow, ready
for me to frolic in. What I found were nice, open fields of snow filled with
thousands of Bruces that would NOT let me have a turn on their toboggans.|
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"Come on Kuraiiro, you gotta set the little guy
free!" Tahoshi argued. "He's been just lazing around the house for weeks now,
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