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Attack of the Slorgs!! A Guide

Ha! Didn't think you would see a guide to this game THIS early, did you? Well, think again.

by jeaniesofatso
The Lesser-Known Petpets: Felly

Well, it seems quite obvious that most of Neopia is ignorant to the wonderful little creature aptly (or rather not aptly) named the ‘Felly.’

by simsman24000
Ghosts of the Money Tree?

It was here, in the midst of all of this, that I saw something totally and utterly unsensible. It was a Quiggle Ghost!

by computergirl123
What Makes A Good Writer?

So, you want to write, eh? Well, it’s not hard; you just need an original mind and good use of words.

by pepermon
Auctions or Trades?

Well auctioning is good for something. If your item is worth more than 800,000 NPs and you only want pure, then this might be your only choice without risking losing the rest of your Neopoints.

by jeran43
Cracking the Conundrum

Just hearing the name makes you frustrated. But still you can’t help yourself. You head on over to the games room to see what that exasperating Lenny has come up with for you this week.

by daysgirl52
Mastering Hannah and the Pirate Caves

Here is a guide to boost up your points in Hannah and the Pirate Caves. It will tell you how to enter the secret areas and acquire the gems. The gems are each worth 5000 points!

by siriusblack__
Your Complete Guide to The Buzzer Game

The Buzzer Game, is quite unpopular. When I thought it over, it didn’t make any sense, though. The Buzzer Game is a quick and easy way to make neopoints, get the avatar, or get the trophy.

by windkitaki
Why Do You DO That? An Avatar Collector’s Response

As an avid avatar collector, I am asked on a regular basis why I bother. Why collect a hundred or more avatars when you can only use one of at a time?

by neopian_queen_liana
Pea Chia Survival Guide

Having owned my own pea Chia for a few months now at this point, I began to wonder how these miniature Neopets have managed to survive the wilds of Neopia as long as they have.

by enigma97
50 Ways to Succeed in a Neopian Spelling Bee

Your Neopets are very important, and SO is their education! A spelling bee is perfect for a pet that is up to the challenge.

by hamsterpassion123
Who Are Our Tyrannian Leaders?

Do you know who is defending our sweet Neopia? Who is controlling our beloved Tyrannia?

by haloaslipn
Illusen and Jhudora - Just Why Do They Need Those Items

Illusen and Jhudora need items for something. Many believe they need it for some colossal spell or potion. Yet others think that they are building up their own little colonies under their places of residence.

by keiran_halcyon89
Conquering Hannah and the Ice Caves: Part One

In this game Hannah is placed in the depths of Terror Mountain’s Ice Caves. This is nothing like the Pirate Caves, there’s more action, villains, twists and turns and Hannah even has her own sidekick!

by neomaniac1603
The Contest for Aspiring Writers

Everybody wants to win it. I mean, who wouldn’t? With 2,000 Neopoints, a rare item, and of course the best prize of all, that adorable little JubJub trophy!

by mimiruyumi
Winterizing Your Neopets: A Guide to Terror Mountain

I had been hoping for nice, open fields of snow, ready for me to frolic in. What I found were nice, open fields of snow filled with thousands of Bruces that would NOT let me have a turn on their toboggans.

by pk_fire14
 
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