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Gilbert the Poogle: Part One

In Penny's hand was no sign of the Fire Gem that her had been so eagerly anticipating. Instead, it was an annoying sweet-looking Blue Poogle toy.

by scarletrhapsody
The Werelupe Saga, Chapter 1: Part One

"But what of the Werelupe that has been spotted around here? He hasn't hurt anyone at all. Doesn't that count?"

by neojolteon2
When Bad Shoyrus Go Awful: Part One

"Hi Laural! Carassa's upstairs getting more stuff. What did little Keya demand today?"

by babyangelchick18
Freedom and Glory: Part One

Part of her knew that her hopes were foolish. How could she ever learn to fly while caught in the confines of her metal cell?

by laurelinden
 
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Why Do You DO That?



As an avid avatar collector, I am asked on a regular basis why I bother. Why collect a hundred or more avatars when you can only use one of at a time? Why spend a million Neopoints on an avatar that you won’t use on a daily basis? And why would you WANT the Snotty Meuka beside your name in the first place? Well, there are a lot of reasons I collect avatars, and here are a few of my favorites...



Other Stories


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Followed
"Cantiel! Who is that?" Abdala whispered so the person wouldn't hear. He was coming closer and closer to the two garbage cans.

by puzz1ed

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Of Bluff Cake
I stabbed my fork and plucked a fragment off the cake. Beads of sweat formed on my brow and I elevated it to my mouth. I could feel Lava's anxious stare looming down on me. I poked the cake into my mouth and suddenly felt woozy.

by lavamitten

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Attack of the Slorgs!! A Guide
Ha! Didn't think you would see a guide to this game THIS early, did you? Well, think again.

by jeaniesofatso

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The Contest for Aspiring Writers
Everybody wants to win it. I mean, who wouldn’t? With 2,000 Neopoints, a rare item, and of course the best prize of all, that adorable little JubJub trophy!

by mimiruyumi

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Hilarious- Trick or Dung
I don't think that's candy...

by weelupeh

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The Meerca Siblings
#9: Look Out Below!

by comedian872001



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