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||Issue: 165 | 5th day of Storing, Y6
|The Magical RoadThalia put her paw into the bag, grabbed her
homework and ran towards the homework box. There, she tried to get the stuff
out of the bag. It was a total failure. The Eyrie's paw was stuck.|
|The Fire and Ice TwinsAquarius grinned. This was all too easy.
And to think his twin brother could have gotten more experienced Neopets for
his service! |
|A Day at the Beach "Someone put sand in my sandwich!" Icy giggled,
Star shrugged, and Searklarry pointed his tail at the starry Elephante. "STAR!"|
|Of Bluff CakeI stabbed my fork and plucked a fragment off
the cake. Beads of sweat formed on my brow and I elevated it to my mouth. I
could feel Lava's anxious stare looming down on me. I poked the cake into my
mouth and suddenly felt woozy.|
|A Treasure Lost"Aylinn, there's something I need you to look
at," Deki said. "I can't say more right now… but follow me to the house. It's
|Followed"Cantiel! Who is that?" Abdala whispered so
the person wouldn't hear. He was coming closer and closer to the two garbage
|Clean Up In Aisle 5"Do you have any idea how long it takes to
make an exact replica of the faerie city out of cans?" he demanded. "My masterpiece
|No One Understands...She remembered something her father had told her
about King Skarl when she was young. "Can I tell you a joke?" she asked him.|
|Coming of Age"I need one of you to go to
Roo Island. A young female Blumaroo, one of King Roo's family, is being haunted
by Count Von Roo. She needs a protector."|
|Try, Try Again"Don't worry, Hallie. I'm sure one of your stories will get in the
Times one of these days. I've read them and they're really good." |
|Goodbye, Friend"Come on Kuraiiro, you gotta set the little guy
free!" Tahoshi argued. "He's been just lazing around the house for weeks now,
it's just so sad. I mean, it's like...like...he's gonna snuff out any moment."|
|Of a Severe Case of Hiccups and Pink Kaus in Green Fields"I left my speech at home!" Sherry exclaimed.
"Okay, try and remember what it said. Um… vote for me… I'll make the school
a better place… GAH! I just can't do this!"|
|Dako and Mr. DiscreetThey didn't know it, but he was the person who made sure
the sun was always shining for all of Neopia. He provided them with small necessities,
just because. |
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