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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"From the beginning, Sloth knew he wasn't 'cute' like the other babies..."


The Write Stuff



The best thing about this contest is you do NOT have to be a seasoned writer! It is much easier to only write a section of a plot instead of worrying about a beginning middle and end. If you are aspiring to write for the Neopian Times, this contest is a great place to start! If you’ve been trying forever to win the Story Telling contest but seem to keep missing, then hopefully my tips on how to write a successful submission will help you out! ...

Why Do You DO That?



As an avid avatar collector, I am asked on a regular basis why I bother. Why collect a hundred or more avatars when you can only use one of at a time? Why spend a million Neopoints on an avatar that you won’t use on a daily basis? And why would you WANT the Snotty Meuka beside your name in the first place? Well, there are a lot of reasons I collect avatars, and here are a few of my favorites...

Cracking the Conundrum


Just hearing the name makes you frustrated. But still you can’t help yourself. You head on over to the games room to see what that exasperating Lenny has come up with for you this week. You read it over and once again you are stumped. Does this sound like you?...

Other Stories
"A Day at the Beach" by _icypanther_
"Someone put sand in my sandwich!" Icy giggled, Star shrugged, and Searklarry pointed his tail at the starry Elephante. "STAR!"...

"Followed"
by puzz1ed
"Cantiel! Who is that?" Abdala whispered so the person wouldn't hear. He was coming closer and closer to the two garbage cans...

"Clean Up In Aisle 5" by acexofxspades
"Do you have any idea how long it takes to make an exact replica of the faerie city out of cans?" he demanded. "My masterpiece is ruined!"...


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Great stories!


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The Neopian Watcher: Part Two
"No one would be foolish enough to go outside in this. You can't even see anything, but the rain outside of the window."

by beau_lis

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The Werelupe Saga, Chapter 1: Part One
"But what of the Werelupe that has been spotted around here? He hasn't hurt anyone at all. Doesn't that count?"

by neojolteon2

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The Pant Devil Has Stolen This Title.
What? But I put this comic in my safety deposit box!

by rhoc

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Coming of Age
"I need one of you to go to Roo Island. A young female Blumaroo, one of King Roo's family, is being haunted by Count Von Roo. She needs a protector."

by evumeimeidingzai

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The Problems of Being an Ice Bori
Ice isn't so cool after all.

by frayedknot



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