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Training to Defend

So you want to help defend Neopia, huh? Or do you just want to be able to get 1,000 Neopoints every time you play Defender Trainer? Maybe even get a nice shiny trophy for your lookup?

by butter_fly116
The Flaws of Being a Fruit Chia

There are many flaws about being a fruit. Despite its pro's, its con's are worse. Face it, no one wants to be friends with what it eats for lunch.

by platinumprincess99
Why Abominable Snowballs are Great!

Find out how special Neopia's forgotten petpet really is!

by lobstermagnetcty
Neopian Beards - Friend or Foe?

Neck fuzz. Many of the pets in Neopia have this strange beard-like substance. It is a colorful collar of hair. All Eyries, Usuls, Yurbles, Cybunnies, and Tonus alike have this strange yet mysterious beard.

by frog_lovin64
A Truly Memorable Article

No matter what you read, there is bound to be something stuck in your mind, that’s one thing for sure.

by shadowcristal
The Truth About The Deserted Fairground

Have you ever wondered about the history of the Deserted Fairground? How did it get there? Was it always like it is now? If not, what happened?

by daan_is_cool
Neopias Secret War-How the Meepits are Taking Over

There is something out there-or some things- that are plotting our destruction right now. They are more dangerous then Sloth, Kass, and Lord Darigan combined.

by jesse12_3
Neopets Trading Card Game 101: Anatomy of a Deck

You understand the rules, but you’re ready for a new challenge. What do you do next? It’s time to start building your own decks!

by neopian_queen_liana
40 Things You Didn't Know About Sloth

1: Sloth’s secret best friend is Illusen.

by kittygirl5170
How to Become a Non-Stereotypical Hero

Step one: Get over to the Rainbow Pool! Er, get painted.

by extreme_fj0rd
100 Crazy and Creative Uses for the Lab Ray

94. Just make an interesting light show to impress your pals.

by precious_katuch14
Freaky Factory Tips and Tricks

Well, yes, it’s sadly true that I don’t have any fancy shiny trophy, but I’ve heard from many people that they find Freaky Factory a hard game to play and that it seems all but impossible to get the points needed for the avatar. I beg to differ!

by kem_bruce
How to Create your Perfect Castle

Yes, move over Hannah, and watch out Tyrannian Mini Golf, it seems Valrigard the Draik has a new fan club.

by undeadfortune
The Legendary Books of Neopia

There is a various collection of books in Neopia which all have their own quality and their own theme. Some books in Neopia are more rare than others, some more expensive, and some are just more unique.

by kippykat64
Destruct-O-Match II Tactics

Although the two games are very similar there are a few differences, firstly and most obviously the bonus block, which can do a range of things from adding another row of boulders to destroying boulders...

by ladee_sarah
The Perfect Picnic

Do you love to go picnicking but you don’t know what to pack? Maybe you’ve just forgotten how to pack a picnic hamper. Or maybe you’ve never been on picnic in your life.

by jelli_belli8
Unveiling Brightvale

From the beautiful landscape and intelligent atmosphere to the pleasant shops and Wheel of Knowledge, I fell in love with the place. But there was also this weird feeling in the back of my mind about it. Everything just seemed too perfect, too smart and precise.

by violinoutoftune
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"A Mutatious Nightmare" by cruzerchic123
"What's there not to like? Mutated Neopets are cool. By the way, Butterfly, 'mutatious' is not a word."...

Other Stories


A Tale of Two Brothers
"Just like you youngling's, never thinkin' o' the consequences," a quiet, gravelly voice remarked from behind the Wocky. Startled, he spun around and found himself face-to-face with a grey, scarred old Ixi, who was watching him with apparent interest.

by direpantheon


Trash or Treasure?
"It doesn't matter whose fault it is," Lila continued. "You can argue later. Right now, we've got to…I don't know, but we've got to do something! If Maria sees this…"

by bqueen6430


Daughter of a Star: Part Four
The Yes Boy Ice Cream Shoyrus stood there for a moment and then looked at one another. They suddenly burst out laughing. And they wouldn't stop, they were hysterical!

by shadih_temporary


Princess of Erodaire III: Part Four
"I am no longer a princess...just a lady now. You have to call me Lady Andra, for Ve - I mean Princess Vevina - is the princess of Erodaire...and soon she shall become it's heir if my banishment continues..."

by christinetran


Makes you wonder about the process of getting your pets painted, doesn't it?

by shiinta


Sneezles Strike
Sloth is clever.

by true_solarsenshi

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