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The Korbat Who Couldn't Hang: Part One

Isabel glanced down at her right foot, suddenly ashamed of the fact that two of the three claws hadn't developed properly before birth.

by janejinn
Love You Like a Sister II: A Moment's Glimpse - Part One

I panicked and tried to hide myself. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Syri suspiciously eyeing me, but she never said anything. They both took their place behind my family in line.

by tennisblondie16
The Adventures of Lisha and Jeran: Heroes Never Die - Part One

"I need your advice on this plan, Jeran," he said. "The King trusts you; you're his number one advisor. So tell me what you think."

by ridergirl333
A Peace that Would Lst One Thousand Years?: Part One

"That Skeith said that Darigan is going to attack us! That no-good, two-timing fool Darigan, trying to attack us again!"

by ikkin_with_attitude
 
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A Tale of Two Brothers
"Just like you youngling's, never thinkin' o' the consequences," a quiet, gravelly voice remarked from behind the Wocky. Startled, he spun around and found himself face-to-face with a grey, scarred old Ixi, who was watching him with apparent interest.

by direpantheon

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Lost Before, Light
"Do you remember we are here to see the most beautiful sunrise at the peak? Techo Mountain directly faces the part where the sun rises or sets," Kei added helpfully.

by cool_frenzy

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40 Things You Didn't Know About Sloth
1: Sloth’s secret best friend is Illusen.

by kittygirl5170

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How to Become a Non-Stereotypical Hero
Step one: Get over to the Rainbow Pool! Er, get painted.

by extreme_fj0rd

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The Typical Trip to the Snowager
I wanna be painted Dung!

Drawn By: shadih_temporary

by xdraiganx


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Life Lessons
The first step is always the hardest...

by xtrat



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