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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Hm... I've never heard a pea make odd squeaking noises before. Oh well."


Flaws of Being a Fruit



There are many flaws about being a fruit. Despite its pro's, its con's are worse. Face it, no one wants to be friends with what it eats for lunch. Could you imagine being an apple? You'd get bruised so easily. What about being a plum? If you fell over, you wouldn't be able to get up again! You'd be considered a cannibal if you ever ate an apple and happened to be one...

Truly Memorable



You must’ve at least heard of the NT and read it, or you wouldn’t be here, now would you? In each issue of the NT, there is stuff that is interesting, funny and all that other heaps of adjectives we can use to describe it. But a title might jump out at you and you’ll click on it, and read the whole piece. Now, why did you do that?...

Are You In Danger?


There is something out there-or some things- that are plotting our destruction right now. They are more dangerous then Sloth, Kass, and Lord Darigan combined. They are finding their way into our towns, Neohomes, and into our very beds. No, I’m not talking about Petpetpets. I’m talking about Neopia’ worst danger ever to walk the face of the planet. I’m talking about THE MEEPITS!...

Other Stories

"A Mutatious Nightmare" by cruzerchic123
"What's there not to like? Mutated Neopets are cool. By the way, Butterfly, 'mutatious' is not a word."...

"Trash or Treasure?" by bqueen6430
"What have you done?" Eliza whispered, staring down at the glass shards, seeming paralyzed with shock...

"A Tale of Two Brothers" by direpantheon
"Just like you youngling's, never thinkin' o' the consequences," a quiet, gravelly voice remarked from behind the Wocky...


Boulders Everywhere!


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Great stories!


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Gurbie's Search for the Lost Grundos!
Gurbie had a strong feeling that the Grundos were still in the galaxy somewhere... he was right!

by kcl2587

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Of Gourmet Club Trophies and Staying in Shape
Every three months, Neopets from all around Neopia gathered together at the Gourmet Club to determine who could eat the most food and who could do it the fastest.

by shadih_temporary

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Love You Like a Sister II: A Moment's Glimpse - Part One
I panicked and tried to hide myself. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Syri suspiciously eyeing me, but she never said anything. They both took their place behind my family in line.

by tennisblondie16

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Sane Asylum: Do Not Disturb
Eat my hear out, eh?

by teishan

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The Sky is the Limit: Part Five
"Of course! That is, if you really want me. I know I don't deserve this chance at all. In fact, why would you even offer me a second chance?" Harry asked.

by tolkienlordofthering



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