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Week - 161

The Many Rejected Games of Neopia
by skittleiciousgirl
Description: Have you ever wondered if there were other games out there? Ones that just weren't good enough to make it?

Week - 192

The Random Events that Never Made It
by skittleiciousgirl
Description: Random events. They’re something that all Neopians experience. “What are random events?” some may ask. Well, they’re events that are... um... random! Yeah, that was a great article starter.

Week - 197

The Annual Neopian Villains Convention
by skittleiciousgirl
Description: Yes, this convention sure is going to be a big one, all right. I mean, they’re giving away free piles of sludge!

Week - 209

A Not-So-Helpful Guide to Gormball
by skittleiciousgirl
Description: Now I'm sure you have all heard of Gormball. If you haven't, I suggest you go to this big, fun, and seemingly magical place most people call "The Game Room".

Week - 221

20 Things you DON'T Want Under the Christmas Tree
by skittleiciousgirl
Description: So as I stand here munching candy canes and dodging snowballs from mischievous grundos, I want to present to you a list of what you DON'T want to see under the Christmas tree.

Week - 222

Second Chance Sanctuary: Another Chance
by skittyscat
Description: "Then came the day to take you back to the pound, but I couldn't bear it, so I told you the pound was too crowded and I postponed the event by saying just that for a few more weeks."

Week - 252

Innocence
by skit
Description: I've been forced to work my WHOLE LIFE!

Week - 254

The Spell
by rainbow2skittle
Description: Most Neopians would be at home preparing a warm serving of salivating Turkey Drumstick Dinner with a nice chilled mug of Thornberry Fruit Grog. My stomach growled audibly at the thought. Not me, though, I thought miserably...

Week - 263

The Troublesome Art of Trick-or-treating
by skittleiciousgirl
Description: Trick-or-treaters are the Neopians who make Halloween what it is! Well, there's also all those villainy people. But who cares about them?

Week - 273

The Blue Blumaroo: Part One
by rainbow2skittle
Description: There was once a blue blumaroo who was, well... very blue. Not just the colour blue, but also in the emotional sense. He was a rather gloomy and glum pet...

Week - 274

The Blue Blumaroo: Part Two
by rainbow2skittle
Description: Melissa had agreed to join her two best friends on a shopping trip (the second in two days), not because she wanted to actually buy anything, but because she wanted to find a friend for her little brother Joey. It sounded completely bizarre, of course, but...

Week - 275

The Blue Blumaroo: Part Three
by rainbow2skittle
Description: Melissa spoiled everything by treating Joey like he was a toddler! What did Tommy think of Joey now? Joey cringed in absolute humiliation...

Week - 277

The Woos and Woes of a Winged Neopet
by rainbow2skittle
Description: The breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look!

Week - 306

A Tale of a Strawberry
by skittykat2_5
Description: Strawberry wildly looked around the playground. All the pets looked perfectly normal. Nobody seemed to be a strawberry, a biscuit, custard, or any other strange color...

Week - 320

Faerie Cloud Racers Uber Guide
by skittlesrock10292
Description: In the game Faerie Cloud Racers, you play as a faerie, flying over Faerieland...

Week - 352

It Ain't Easy Being Grape: Part One
by rainbow2skittle
Description: I made it known that I despised the word 'cute', and aspired to be the stark opposite of what defined cute. I thought I did quite well in that respect...

Week - 353

It Ain't Easy Being Grape: Part Two
by rainbow2skittle
Description: "Welcome to the neighborhood..."

Week - 354

It Ain't Easy Being Grape: Part Three
by rainbow2skittle
Description: "But you can't go! We've only just become friends..."

Week - 357

Edibility – Malicious Or Delicious?
by rainbow2skittle
Description: After doing extensive research in this field I can honestly say I am adequately equipped to dish the facts on edible pets.

Week - 371

Behind the Facade: Oscar Chomby
by melon_skittles
Description: Tonight we will be looking at Oscar Chomby, the infamous lead singer of Chomby and the Fungus Balls.

Week - 377

My Life As A Magaral
by rainbow2skittle
Description: A lone blue Bruce came strolling in, took one meaningful look at us all lined up neatly on the display bench, then promptly walked out of the shop without a single purchase.

Week - 424

Her First Spin
by scottskitteh
Description: "Why did she HAVE to choose THIS as her first game as a day old pet," Katrina mumbled to herself...

Week - 494

10 Usukis Your Evil Pet Will Hate!
by mskitty95045
Description: Do not under any circumstances give these to your evil or spooky pets!

Week - 498

Illusen the Kadoatie #1: Escape from the Kadoatery
by skittyfan100
Description: My ears twitched. Sure, I hated being in Terror Mountain, but nothing was as bad as the Kadoatery.

Week - 499

The Guild Rivalry
by skittyfan100
Description: If you're a guild owner, be sure to give you guild members pie. :)

Week - 501

Illusen the Kadoatie #2: Beware the Wrath of Jhudora
by skittyfan100
Description: "Oh, Oblivia!" said the Kau. "How can I help you today? Another quest from Jhudora?"

Week - 504

Illusen the Kadoatie #3: Little Mooty
by skittyfan100
Description: "You got a Mootix?!" she said with joy.

Week - 506

Born to be Wild
by skittyfan100
Description: "But you're a princess. Princesses don't roar."

"They do if they want to."


Week - 509

Dr. Frank Sloth's Dance Party
by skittles0216
Description: I always rather liked Sloth, he's just misunderstood. Poor fella.

Week - 522

The Mysterious Case of the Snorkle-napped Snorkle
by creambiskit
Description: "You always get like this when you don't have a case. Nervous."

Also by meowicry123


Week - 592

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part One
by creambiskit
Description: It was a sluggish spring night, the kind that made your skin start to prickle and your mind dream of rain. In the distance, a brown Cybunny walked nervously down the sidewalk before pausing in front of a shabby address.

Also by fuliguline


Week - 593

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part Two
by creambiskit
Description: Twenty minutes later, they were at the door of the bank, Shylock wildly waving pedestrians out of the way as she forged her way to the entrance. A distinguished-looking green Skeith arrested their progress at the door.

Also by fuliguline


Week - 594

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part Three
by creambiskit
Description: It was almost midnight when they reached Neovia. Then again, it always feels like midnight in Neovia, so it didn't make a terrible lot of difference.

Also by fuliguline


Week - 595

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part Four
by creambiskit
Description: "You could imagine how much of a nasty shock it was to me and Theodore when our father told us the news. Here, a beggar, was to become one of the Cyvisham heirs?"

Also by fuliguline


Week - 596

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part Five
by creambiskit
Description: Shylock pulled out her pen. "How long have you been working here, young miss?"

Also by fuliguline


Week - 597

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part Six
by creambiskit
Description: "Oh, what a fool I was!" Sylvette wailed.

Also by fuliguline


Week - 598

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part Seven
by creambiskit
Description: As the group boarded the ship for Krawk Island, Sadie and Sylvette haltingly informed their brothers about the recent turn of events. Suffice it to say, none of them were too pleased...

Also by fuliguline


Week - 599

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part Eight
by creambiskit
Description: "Well, looky here!" said one of the crew members. "Customers already. Word 'bout our loot be spreadin' fast."

Also by fuliguline


Week - 600

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part Nine
by creambiskit
Description: Sylvette finally spoke. "Yes, we're the Cyvishams. And I'll never, never, never forgive you for... f-for what you've done to my poor brother!"

Also by fuliguline


Week - 615

Illusen the Kadoatie #4: Shiny the Warf
by skittyfan100
Description: It was an oak tree, but not just any old tree. It was both the thickest and tallest tree I had ever seen, equally both the width and height of a castle, if not more. Its bark was thick and deep, which made it perfect for scratching and climbing.

Week - 616

Leilani's Imaginary Friend
by skittyfan100
Description: I am no ordinary Starry Acara. My name is Roseanne, and I am Leilani's imaginary friend.

Week - 619

Illusen the Kadoatie #5: A Day with the Rescue Team
by skittyfan100
Description: "I'll bring her over early tomorrow, then meet you at the Pizzaroo after you drop them off. Oh, they're going to have so much fun!!"

Week - 621

The Skunk and Woodlander
by skittyfan100
Description: My heart nearly leapt out my throat as my paws pounded across the ground, leading me into a large forest.

Week - 624

Last Spotted: A Long, Long Time Ago
by skittyfan100
Description: There were five of us, all together as a big happy family. We never spared a thought to the future.

Week - 768

Charity Closet Cleanout
by claytonskitten
Description: I wrote this piece in hopes of inspiring a way to use up the sheer volume of unusable PB clothing in Neopians' closets.

Week - 787

Villainous Apple
by voskit
Description: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

Week - 844

Magic and Mahem- Dice-a-Roo
by skittleskit09
Description: Say that again and look me in the face.

Week - 846

Magic and Mahem- Avatars
by skittleskit09
Description: Based on a true story.

Week - 847

Zur’s Zombie Roommate
by skittleskit09
Description: Rain was pouring and wind was blowing. Cracks of thunder blasted across the house every other second. The Lost Desert had not seen this kind of storm, in a while.

Week - 848

Zur’s Zombie Roomate:Part Two
by skittleskit09
Description: “He doesn’t fit!”

“Push harder!”

“Grruuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.”


Week - 849

Zur’s Zombie Roomate:Part Three
by skittleskit09
Description: Noon eventually turned to evening, and the time for Ex’s dinner party had arrived.

Week - 850

Zur’s Zombie Roomate:Part Four
by skittleskit09
Description: “HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? ANYBODY HOME?”

Week - 889

Don't take it so literally...
by skittles291
Description: something has happened...

Week - 905

Which Neopian Book Best Fits You and Your Neopet?
by skittlesrock10292
Description: Have you ever thought about ALL the books in Neopia? Have you ever wondered which book would be best for you and your pet to read together?

Week - 909

Which Neopian Omelette Are You Most Like?
by skittlesrock10292
Description: After years of exhausting research, taste tests, group studies, graphs, and charts, I have come up with the perfect personality quiz to determine which eggy, delicious breakfast treat you are most like!

Week - 1002

Salem of the Sway
by skittleskit09
Description: “No, this won’t work. This is even worse! No, no! It’s all wrong!" Professor Lambert crumpled up the piece of paper on his desk before tossing it behind him and barely missing the trash bin.

Week - 1003

Salem of the Sway
by skittleskit09
Description: "Morning soon arrived, and I was heading towards the Brightvale Bookstore. During Professor Lambert’s quest for knowledge the previous night, he..."

Week - 1004

Salem of the Sway
by skittleskit09
Description: "Once morning arrived, the journey began. We made sure to pack all of the essentials that we felt we would, as well as dress with full coverage to protect us from Moltara’s heat..."

Week - 1005

Salem of the Sway
by skittleskit09
Description: "I was thankful for my speed as I crouched and ran on all fours through the maze of corridors that lay before me, but it was only just quick enough. At every corner I could hear..."

Week - 1006

Salem of the Sway
by skittleskit09
Description: Those miscreants that failed to keep your apprentice in line will be dealt with accordingly. That’s for sure.

Week - 1007

Salem of the Sway
by skittleskit09
Description: I followed closely behind Bee as she led me through the mansion. Both of our hoods were pulled up to shroud our faces in darkness and mystery. With the presence of..."

Week - 1008

Salem of the Sway
by skittleskit09
Description: "Within the confines of the cell, Salem sat shoulder to shoulder with his father, glued to his side in fear of losing him again. He would..."

Week - 1014

Which Piece of Neopian Machinery are YOU Most Like
by skittlesrock10292
Description: Ever wondered what kind of machinery you might be if you were a part of the diverse mechanical community of Neopia?

 
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