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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


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Blastoids: The Guide



Oh no! Neopia has once again found itself in grave danger and its fate lies in your hands. As we speak, there are comets on a destruction path with Neopia and, unless we find a way to eradicate them, the planet is doomed! Now, that all sounds pretty bleak, but there is a bright side: the ever dependable Space Faerie has equipped her ship with blastoids which are able to destroy the comets. Not only that but you have been selected to pilot the ship, getting to shoot things and save the planet while you're at it!

Fabulous Fall Fashions



One of our favorite things about fall is all of the awesome wearable fall/Halloween items TNT puts out for us every year! We love being able to translate our love for this season onto our Neopets by dressing them up in fabulous fall-themed outfits! Below we have put together 14 outfits using only the best of fall fashion for those out there who have a hard time coming up with outfits on their own. Even if you don't use any of these outfits yourself, they could be helpful for inspiring your own fall-themed looks...

A Grarrl October


This article aims to provide everyone with nine fun things to do with your Grarrl. I mean, they are a reasonably popular Neopet species, loved (or at least respected) by all for their ferocious strength and unyielding nature. Hence, it is imperative to make your Grarrl happy on this day, not only to show your appreciation for these lovely Neopets, but also reiterate the fact that you, wonderful and kind owner of your Grarrl, are not food in any form or shape, and should not be eaten. Ever...

Other Stories
"Greg's Intervention" by 2dancers2robots
"Colfer, it's the Petpet," Lex said bluntly, her eyes travelling to the bag in Colfer's paws. "What's wrong with him?" Colfer snapped. He opened the pouch and poured the contents, a pile of soot, onto the Neohome rug. His owner cringed at the mess it left, and two little eyes popped out of the top of the soot, turning this ordinary pile of soot into a Pile of Soot- a Petpet. "Greg is a perfectly adequate pet..."

"A Terrible Story, That Happened to Me" by wezzled
My name is Lnking, but you say it Inking, because if you squeeze up your eyes a bit, the L looks like an I. I am a Lupe, and I go to neoschool in Room Three with my teacher Mrs Harvey and I chewed the pincers off my Deluxe Pinchit Plushie because they were so soft and tasty, but it doesn't mean I don't love him. And I am going to tell you a story about what happened to me and my brother...

"As Kreludite Falls" by sylviau
Few people knew the dark truth about Krelufun Industries. To the residents of Kreludor, it was no secret who the owner of the factory was. Yet most of Neopia remained blissfully oblivious to the fact that their favourite figurine factory was a wholly owned subsidiary of Virtupets, Inc – the corporate arm of Dr. Sloth's Empire. Most were under the impression that it was a harmless little...


Get Rich Fighting Crime


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When Humans Think They're Neopets...
What should I wear today?

by sheena_baby_the_cat

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Outdated Books: Catching Up With the Times
With thousands of books to choose from, it may be difficult deciphering which books will best help your Neopets become educated.

by kspare2

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NoobWorks 2
You'd think a leader would have more sense.

by noobynewt

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The Mystery of the Brightvale Abduction: Part Two
"I can guarantee that I will find your brother, but I cannot guarantee that you will be happy with the results," I replied cryptically.

by patt788

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Letters from a Thief
Would the Eyrie still remember her? Did he still have the same address? What was the Thieves' Guild like now?

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5



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