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Issue: 435 | 19th day of Running, Y12 |
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| Your questions answered! Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
The dark faerie crossed her gloved arms. "Look, I've been in that stupid bottle for five weeks. I'm hungry, grumpy, and I really don't have time for side trips."
Festival Fun
The 15th day of the Month of Running marks the start of the Festival of Neggs! Being a new Neopian holiday, some may wonder just how to bring in the festivities. Surprisingly, it's not as hard to prepare for this new event as one might think; in fact, this author personally recommends that you 1) Dress for the occasion... |
Illusen Day Party
Looking to celebrate Illusen Day? Here is an idea: throw a party for the Earth Faerie. She deserves it with all the hard work she does. This guide will guide you through every step of preparing the celebration, and make it affordable too! Deciding Who to Invite: This may seem easy, but it is harder than it looks... |
| Scenic Travel Journal: Kiko Lake
I've just come back from the first invigorating destination on my very long list: the humble Kiko Lake. I guess you're all wondering why I chose this small and yet interesting little town to explore first when I could just be dining on delectable morsels at Kelp... Well, there are many reasons why Kiko Lake became the number one spot on my around-the-world tour. To get your raging curiosities quenched, here is a quick list of the great things to take part in at Kiko Lake... |
Other Stories |
"Illusen's Mission" by aisha_enchantress110 "Yo dawg," said the orange Wocky that ran Neopia's only extreme game that involved counting potatoes, "I heard that yo and yo Lupe like potatoes, so I put yo Lupe in a potato so yo Lupe can potato count while yo potato count, dawg!" The human recipient of this awkward statement was looking at this Wocky with a confused look... |
"Potato Quest: Fun Versus Formal" by garfield22222 The Earth faerie and guardian of Meridell, Illusen, was in her elaborate tree house, pacing across the wooden bridges that connected from one tree room to the next. Something – or someONE – was on her mind: Jhudora – naturally! "I know that Dark faerie is up to no good, always asking cute, innocent neopets to gather..." |
"One Day in the Glade" by mamasimios The Faerie crinkled her nose into a frown, which was very becoming despite her humour, and replied despondently, "You, of all Neopians, know that I must be prepared in case Jhudora returns to Meridell. I just... wish... that for one day, for one day only, I could forget my responsibilities and walk among the common folk, the way I used to when I lived in..." |
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