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	What Jhudora Doesn't Want You To Know: By llusen The Top 8 Things that Jhudora would absolutely hate for all of Neopia to know. by fancifully
	My Scenic Travel Journal: First stop-Kiko Lake I've just come back from the first invigorating destination on my very long list: the humble Kiko Lake. by icy_catalyst
	A Rather Curious Interview I am talking, of course, about the one and only Chef Bonju. by hogwartsbean3
	Throwing an Illusen Day Party Throw a party for Illusen Day! by ziposaki
	An Interview With the Tooth Faerie I had the most FABULOUS chance to sit down and chat with one of the most famous faeries in the world, the Tooth Faerie! by colleen8463
	Feeling "Freaked" About the Top 50? Don't Fret! Basically you move a small "bat" along the bottom of the screen left and right in order to keep a ball bouncing so that it can break all of the blocks in the current level. by sk8zac
	LOL, XD, and T_T- A Rant When was the last time you were actually laughing out loud when you carelessly scribbled 'lol' into your message box? by fattree
	What'cha say? Want a New Wheel? Now, this is what I have in mind for the first new wonderful wheel... by cressant123
	Shoot Those Slorgs Away!! You play as a Yurble farmer that is fed up with Slorgs... by hwijaya
	Lucky Saint Patricks Day Shopping I guess I could let you look at my shopping list, out of the goodness of my heart. by ajean10
	Festival Fun The 15th day of the Month of Running marks the start of the Festival of Neggs! by boriman394
	Come On Down and Beat AAA! Welcome to the ultimate showdown between AAA and... YOU! by nick104482

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"Yo dawg," said the orange Wocky that ran Neopia's only extreme game that involved counting potatoes, "I heard that yo and yo Lupe like potatoes, so I put yo Lupe in a potato so yo Lupe can potato count while yo potato count, dawg!" The human recipient of this awkward statement was looking at this Wocky with a confused look...

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