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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
Cheese is a very useful thing. It has common, everyday uses, like as food, furniture and even entertainment.
Altador is Unveiled
You've all heard of and seen first hand the newly discovered city of Altador. And when I first had the pleasure of seeing this city, I was very impressed. But I did wonder where in Neopia this place was. A mysterious portal, when walked through, leads you to a new city; but where is it? There are many who are quick to make judgments... |
Your Stunning Account
Is it the painted pets or the account age? Is it the trophies or the participation in the plots? Is it their neohome or user lookup? Is it their shop or gallery? Is it their stamp album, or trades and auctions? So many possibilities, so many different opinions. The truth is, however, if you want your account to stand out, you have to work for it... |
 | Which NT Reader are You?
There are those of you who will head straight to the comics, laugh your head off, and continue with your daily trek through Neopia. Some of you may flick through the editorial, yawn, and trundle off to the chat boards. One or two of you will click on the continued stories link and race through the latest episode, filled with excitement... |
| Other Stories |
"Fyora's Chambers - An Altadorian Tragedy" by leucothea
What a busy day I've had! First with those two, brave explorers finding that portal [she waves a hand at the swirlyness] to Altador. Believe me, that was a serious blast from the past! I haven't been over there in... oh, probably about a thousand years. My own room... whoever would have thought... |
"A Special Appreciation Day" by anjie
But the Island's serenity was being rudely interrupted. From somewhere, a loud banging noise was echoing, causing tourists to glance around in irritated confusion, and whisper to one another. "Did you hear that? I thought we paid for a quiet and relaxing holiday!" |
"My Little Aggravation" by imagiknight
I was standing in the entrance hall of my house, tapping my foot impatiently as I waited for my younger sister to be ready so we could start the vacation already. And there she came, sweat dripping down her face, lugging a bulging, half-open suitcase. "Michael, can you help me close my suitcase?" she asked... |
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 The Power of One
He was, I noticed immediately, very large, and
also very angry. With a chapped and muted gold hide and tiny but sharp claws,
he was one of the more ferocious Grarrls I have seen...
Also by orginalcliche
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 A Quest for Edna
"Yes. I know. But this will not be an ordinary
quest, not for you, Haltz…. I'd like to make it a bit different."
by pippylouise |
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 Wait – What Happened to the Other Smileys?
Before I begin my explanation of collected research, I must tell you that in
this article, I will not provide those desperate emotionless-filled Neopians
with a guide to beating all eight levels of this game, but I will explore who
exactly stole these smileys.
by __jxhn_ |
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