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Issue: 230 | 9th day of Running, Y8

Comics

	The Trouble Sometimes =( Don't forget to consider who you're giving the present to! by citadell
	Mootix Madness - We Have A Winner Pt. 4 It's the little things that count. by leoness
	Notions and Nonsense A raspberry can be such a rude fruit. Art by peri0neo by patjade
	The General Idea Don't eat the Neopets, children... by clueless_morgan
	Lupe Eat Lupe World Sloth and kadoaties seem to not mix. Huh. by outpour
	Umbrella Problems It seemed logical at the time. by krista_neogirl
	Lost City Hide and Seek. by placid_nightmare
	Looking for the Light - Introduction Much has been revealed... by menzoberanzan
	Teh Nonsense At the Rainbow Pool... by cat24427
	Neopian No Nos Partly cloudy with a chance of rain. by naasyu
	A Spongey Situation Stealth is not helpful here. Concept by robbob05 by lunatic_kiss
	Ai Yi Aisha That would explain a lot... by yami13331
	A New Way of Fishing! Not quite the titanic giant squid... by shade876
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! twitch by spock_luvr
	Ludicrously Odd The high points of being ghost... by nyteviper
	Fear My Randomosity~ All that hard work... >:) by riimaru
	Megapepper Pizza Welcome to Neopia! by btcomsa12
	The Dark Side What most female villains fear.... by vira8
	When Petpets Attack! This pet got lucky... will yours!?! by supersaiyanrei
	Virtual Chaos Refreshing at the Space Station... by pashmina100
	Aaargh! It's so terribly hideous! D: by lissiechan
	Neo Buds 4 Ever My life can be both hard and glamorous. by petpet5611
	Triple Negative Prepare to die! by sillygirl_543
	Mount Insane The same with the scarves. by heidi67859
	MEEP? It all began.......... by shadowpuppet88
	Happy!! Ohhh Wait -- Never Mind... What do you mean, cancelled? Also by fillin by richnangela005
	Neopups Evil lurks in every corner. by wicked_dragonite
	Bling! Muahaha. Idea by pinkandprecious by rapidrat
	CHOMP! It looks good enough to eat. by dyne_aria
	Lupish! The bad part about using a snot umbrella, besides the fact that it's made of snot. by orca1026
	Evil Feepit Nasty and back-stabbing... lovely combination. :/ by fmoura_98
	The Esophagor Blues Stupid yoyo... by fruity_mug
	Avatar Hunting boink by twilightdestinymai
	Take it Away! I won't tell. by liljess_123
	Neorandomosity Proper hygiene is important ... even in Tyrannia! by linnipooh
	Out of the Blue Cannibalism? by harpytemper5
	Smelly Nelly "Cures his itching." by i_hate_backstabbers
	Further Adventures of Brainy and E There must be a catch somewhere... by vhimber2004
	Razzle Dazzle Win great prizes! ... or maybe get eaten. by khestrel
	Spiffy What are you guys doing? by pegahorn12
	If The Shoe Fits Who annoys who in Neopia! by thunderfox_1_sprague
	The Map Only XweeStarryTear could make THIS… by ximerika
	Unwelcome Guest Not what every neohome needs... by fatal_mantis
	Fake Faerie A good tip to anyone who can't afford a faerie paintbrush. But we can't guarantee it will work... by littlemisskirby
	Wickedness... or something Some people just don't get it.... sigh by wickedwitchy2003
	Slinky Says... Worth a shot... by macabreinside
	XuuPuu! It took THAT long to get Breakfast?!? by thepinkpixel
	Neopian Insanity I can't use this! Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918

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"Fyora's Chambers - An Altadorian Tragedy" by leucothea
What a busy day I've had! First with those two, brave explorers finding that portal [she waves a hand at the swirlyness] to Altador. Believe me, that was a serious blast from the past! I haven't been over there in... oh, probably about a thousand years. My own room... whoever would have thought...

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A Special Appreciation Day
"I'm going to have a Meti Appreciation Day! Sloth gets one, and I'm just as important..."

by anjie

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An Unlikely Pair
Fyasko led me into a small, tidy stall which was partially shielded from the noise outside by a thick curtain. Cages of all sizes and types were stacked in neat rows...

by glyke

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Unveiling Altador
And when I first had the pleasure of seeing this city, I was very impressed. But I did wonder where in Neopia this place was. A mysterious portal, when walked through, leads you to a new city; but where is it?

by devil1699

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Snowmuncher: the Close Up
If you’re one of the Neopians who can’t manage to get through the game Snowmuncher, here’s a guide with the close ups of the game. Here you will find tips and hints of how to get your way through the levels of eating away snow blocks with your new friend, Dieter.

by heart_teddy_bear

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Solkaris: The Narrative - Part Three
The room we were in now was so small one torch was sufficient enough to dimly light up every corner in the room, and Sarina was almost immediately back on her feet and tracing the wall paintings with wonder...

by x_marks_the_spot

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Amethyst Kadoatie: Part Two
As I crept back to my Neohome with a purring Amethyst in my arms, I silently made the resolutions of keeping her that I would have to follow every day...

by candykitty

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