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Neopian Literature Behind the pages: 381 Dirt Jokes!

A book with a dirty sense of humour...

by andypopo
3D Kau Pop-up Card (Printable Craft)

A Neopian spin on a(n animal) 3D pop-up card idea from the Internet

by jaylahcat
Coltzan's Last Words

I WILL RULE AS PHARAOH!!

by shellshocks
Inside the Mind of a Lupe

What Lupes REALLY think! Also by t0tor0

by stargirl089
Blossoms~ A Day Out Part 2

I'm glad I was able to catch you in time!

by twillieblossom
The thrill of one more win

Let the games begin! Art by chantili_doce

by chasingshadow
In Depth

The dullest read ever...

by ssjelitegirl
It's not fair...

Finally, no more omelettes!

by xxxfenice_neraxxx
Puns with a Kau

Holy kau, those are a lot of puns!

by roxanna203
Outburst of a loyal fan

The heartbreaking feeling... collaboration with vitrais

by hoppip_grass
Fountain of Youth - Part 3

Continue on with Cor the Shoyru who is on a quest for water from the fountain of youth. This changes things...

by dekucorey
A Book Worth Re-Reading

The worst time to forget!

by _brainchild_
Is it lotion?

I can't believe it snot lotion!

by the_anonymous_ninja
The 'Surprise'

It's been 10 years since they've been home. Home, however, isn't quite how they remember it.

by iluvlupes250
Out of Line

At least he's honest about their farming ethic.

by narutoluvr935
Random Oddness: Neopian Literature

I wonder if any of that knowledge comes in handy...

by mistyqee
Star Player

Older staff members hits back!

by luucsg
Wishful Thinking

Today will be the day!

by cherni_chuu
My Snotty Sis: The Dress

When your sister is snotty, sharing things may get messy!

by __kitty__tails__
I see

When Qasala guards need glasses

by tamigira
Herding Hopes Pt 1

Wait..who is that?

by speeedway
Royal Pain: Neopian Literature

Brawn over brains

by winner19955
Hansos Guide to Escaping Dungeons

Once upon a time, a young and innocent Ixi...

by kentuckyfrychickenrl
 
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"Notes from Kreludor" by therainbowsheep
“Gotcha!” Talyca zoomed up behind Jemilat and plucked the glasses off the eventide jubjub’s scrunched up face. “Do you think these make me look smart? Do you think they’ll magically make me be smart? If I’m being honest, my grades could use the boost this semester.” Jemilat ruefully shook her head at her sister’s antics. The woodland korbat was fluttering in loops around Neopia Central’s golden paths. “Stop messing around and focus! And give those back to me, I actually need them! You’re so silly.” The pair of siblings were on their way to the book shop to pick up the books on their reading list for the semester. Jem, the ever studious overachiever was looking forward to classes resuming while Tal, the hyperactive daydreamer was already mourning the loss of vacation time.




Other Stories


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The Tombola is Out of Cash!
Authors Note: This short story was inspired by the Neopian book titled Out of Cash: A Tombola Story. Hope you enjoy my imaginings!

by neogal_anu

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Learn To Code: A Lenny's Space Station Book Review
Here is my review of the five books I read, as well as one elusive, extremely rare book that I am still on the hunt for...

by superkathiee

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What is my Pet Reading, Anyway?
My Tuskaninny, Jakester, is always tucked away with a book. By his count, he’s read 204 books at this point, averaging one a month over the 16.5 years he’s been alive - er, existed - so far. That’s pretty good!

by halleycat2235

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Awkward Social Functions and YOU!
Sure, you can have good food, friendly company, excellent music, the best venue Neopoints can buy…but sometimes, not even those are enough to keep a social function from becoming – gasp – an awkward social function.

by precious_katuch14

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Escape with a Good Book
The month of hunting, 18th day, penned in fine blue ink. A ghost-colored Techo sighs, slumped upon a creaky and well-worn wooden chair...

by homsar_eggplant

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Curse Of The Kookith
Asha spent her night dreaming about all the things that had transpired over the last few months...

by zuniak



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