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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 10

I got caught up playing Whack-a-Faerie.

by twillieblossom
A Life Full of Weewoos - Part 2

When you can't even brush your hair...

Also by joslucca3000

by sky_lady

Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 5

What more can you take from me?

by june_scarlet
Happy Bashing!

They never let us have any fun!

Also by shutianlei3333

by frankie8492

Episode 3: Fyora

Where is that stupid window?

Also by sergente__hartmann

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Trouble in Paradise: Birthday

You'd expect me to act better, now that I'm eighteen years old...

by chasing_stars44
5 Second Rule

But moooooooooom!

by x0x_gina_x0x
Lenny The Lenny

Why do people name their Neopets after their species?

by starsbc
Slorg Tip #1

Something has happened!

by canepa_diego
Crafters

Huh? No, I'm doing this for the Haunted Woods.

by ianharrypotter
Love Your Petpet

Even if he doesn't move.

by cria_sherwood
*Throws Cookies*

No... more... cookies...

by gleenut
Yell-Oh

The happenings...and accidents at Coltzan's Shrine...

by innosently
Peas Help

Time to save some peaple!

by iswimmings
Gormball Behind the Scenes

Thyassa has zero chill

by vanillafilth
 
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"Kads & Capers: The Petpet Detective Book 1" by pedigree_chump666
Life at the Kadoatery was a simple one. The petpets spent their time there in splendour; relaxing, playing, eating gourmet meals and being groomed and pampered. Each Kadoatie had their own private quarters, leading onto a vast communal space filled with anything a Kad could want. There were towering piles of plush pillows for them to rest upon, a grooming station where a wash, brush or fur-trim was available at the touch of a button, and a play area so full of toys and hidey-holes that the Kadoaties could never get bored. The Kadoaties were very sought after petpets, and only the richest pets in all of Neopia could afford to own one. In fact, Kadoaties were so rare that most Neopets had never actually seen one in person, and they would flock to the Kadoatery to feed the petpets any food they desired through the bars. The Kads knew each other well; their owners were rich and important Neopets that were often away on business or holiday, leaving them in the care of the Kadoatery Crew. Zug and Ziv were there most frequently; they were twin green Kads that wore different coloured bow ties so they could be told apart, however those that knew them would never get the quiet Zug confused with his loud-mouthed brother. Currently they were the only Kads awake; another few were asleep in their rooms and they knew more were on their way. Every year on the 5th day of the Month of Relaxing, Baroness Oakhill hosted the wealthiest and most notable figures in Neopia aboard her magnificent ship for a weeklong cruise, and all of the guests would be bringing their precious Kads to the Kadoatery to be looked after for the duration. “… and I bet the Giant Omelette isn’t even that big, I mean, I’ve heard that they run out of food like, all the time, and how can it be different flavours all at the same time? Maybe I’ll ask Jurgis, she’s Tyrannian so she ought to know, and another thing…” “Ssshh!” interrupted Zug. Ziv paused for a second, “…what? I don’t hear anything. Now where was I…”




Other Stories


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Caught in The Middle
Looking up at Alvina, I smile as I hand over my latest find: a Bubbling Fungus. Alvina and I have worked together for years now. She knew me back in my poor days when I was nothing special; just a blue skeith with no neopoints to my name. Part of my financial success and climb up the social ladder is due to my dealings with Alvina.

Also by ily171717

by clemsonrowing


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Clipped Wings
Somewhere in a clearing in the Woods, there lay a cottage. On the outside, it appeared small and plain, but inside it was luxuriously decorated. The owner of this shack, a frivolously dressed Buzz, was gazing in a mirror while applying eye shadow, when a small Halloween Shoyru burst into the room, startling the Buzz and getting makeup everywhere.

by winter_pony4

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More Backgrounds We're Looking Forward To!
My original article listed proposals that came straight out of my head. I thought that this time around, I'd canvass the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players! What Backgrounds would YOU love to own someday, that don't yet exist? These were the top 20 suggestions!

by indulgences

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Erin's Extreme Avatar Guide: Typing Terror
Typing Terror is one of those intense games that takes a lot of memorization, some practice, and a lot of luck to get the coveted avatar score. Honestly, the premise behind this game is kind of terrifying to me. As someone who both loves and fears of the concept of space and its continuous infinity, this game totally gets to me even though it’s one of the less creepy games on the site.

by krazypinkgurl

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An Uprising of Sweepers: Part Two
The town, though small is separated out into four different areas. The town centre faces the sea, in between its North and South sections. Towards the East, and surrounding it is a forest which spans for miles. It is through this forest that many use its ways to get to other parts of the region in those days.

by yin_yin_7

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Karamita and the Lab Jazz: Part Four
Karamita was frozen in place as she stared at the Neopians playing their instruments. It seemed as if either the instrument was being improperly played or the instrument wasn’t a real instrument.

by rocksysmom



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