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Week - 644

Life's A Stage
by opossumman
Description: He brushed off his sweat-covered brow with his paw and adjusted his goggles. "There, that should do it..."

Week - 668

Returning to Brightvale University
by opossumman
Description: "It's from Brightvale University... I did my graduate studies there," Jacob explained.

Week - 674

A Not-So-Stealthy Christmas Tale
by opossumman
Description: The clerk looked at the ID. "Well, when you contacted us and claimed you were an Eyrie named Stealth, I figured you would have been, well, Stealthy, and not Silver."

Week - 676

Of Time Machines and Banana Cookies
by opossumman
Description: "I didn't want to get your hopes up if it didn't work. Time travel's already a proven concept, it's just incredibly hard to pull off."

Week - 677

Two Moltarans Walk Into a Lodge...
by opossumman
Description: "And whatever you do, don't use the swimming pool."

Week - 700

The Purpose of the Press
by opossumman
Description: The door to Professor Lambert’s chambers creaked open. The Gnorbu looked up from his daily reading and twitched his ear. “Ah, you must be Jacob, come right this way!” he said, motioning to the seat in front of his desk. “Now, I have your file pulled out already. I gave it a read over my lunch break, I hope you don’t mind. Your résumé is very impressive indeed.”

Week - 715

Agent 42
by opossumman
Description: Jacob flicked the switch on the coal-sorter and waited on baited breath. This would be the one, surely. The Christmas Kacheek had spent far too many hours on the device for it to backfire again. Slowly one steam-powered rotor began to turn and moved the coal from one pile into its internal furnace. It worked just as planned: a breakthrough, in his eyes.

Week - 717

Celebrating Kacheek Day as a Newly-Morphed Kacheek
by opossumman
Description: For Kacheeks all around Neopia, this means a day of mirth and merriment in celebration of our species’ long and storied history. For some of us, however, this day can be quite confusing as well. This is because some Kacheeks, such as myself, were not born as Kacheeks, but ended up becoming one for some reason or another.

 
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