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Week - 184

A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream Machine
by spoonguardonline
Description: I don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it, and getting nowhere.

Week - 199

A Novice's Guide to Beating the Swarm
by spoonguardonline
Description: There are walls, which you can hide behind, and these protect you from shots. However, hit them nine times, and they’re gone...

Week - 226

The Neopian Investigators: Case of the Missing Neopoint
by spoonguardonline
Description: As he was halfway down the alley, a figure leapt out behind him, and began to follow...

Week - 308

The Meepit Show
by spoonguardonline
Description: Good afternoon, and welcome to the Meepit Show...

Week - 316

The Meepit Show Returns
by spoonguardonline
Description: I'm not going to enjoy the show unless none of the contestants do.

Week - 319

Celebrity Meepit Show
by spoonguardonline
Description: Hello, and welcome to the Meepit Show. My name is Roan...

Week - 321

The Meepit Show Strikes Again
by spoonguardonline
Description: So, we have five contestants today. I have been informed that I need to refer to you by your real names, which is quite disappointing, but I'll try to live with it...

Week - 325

The Meepit Show: The Edge of Nowhere
by spoonguardonline
Description: I think Roan may have lost some of his brain capacity from the transportation...

Week - 330

The Meepit Show Reloaded
by spoonguardonline
Description: Good afternoon, and welcome to the Meepit Show, the show that takes fragile dreams and rearranges them with a sledgehammer...

Week - 331

Brain of Neopia: Part One
by spoonguardonline
Description: He hosted a quiz show, and large numbers of people paid to watch him flounder about on a pedestal, being rude to people...

Week - 332

Brain of Neopia: Part Two
by spoonguardonline
Description: The first round starts tomorrow, he thought. And I don't know anything. But I can't afford to lose. I'll be a laughing stock. Well, even more of a laughing stock...

Week - 333

Brain of Neopia: Part Three
by spoonguardonline
Description: Brilliant, he thought, as he got up. I've only been awake for a few seconds, and that's the second cliché I've used. I need to be careful...

Week - 334

Brain of Neopia: Part Four
by spoonguardonline
Description: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have welcomed our contestants to the arena. Now, the questioning begins in earnest. Would our first contestant, Sulaila, please sit down in the Chair of Questioning?!"

Week - 335

Brain of Neopia: Part Five
by spoonguardonline
Description: "I understand. Why bother? You're clearly going to win. Shall we go and get celebratory smoothies?"

Week - 336

Brain of Neopia: Part Six
by spoonguardonline
Description: It was the next morning. Roan was seated in the lobby. The semi-finals were about to begin. How he had got there was a slight mystery...

 
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