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Top Eight NeoQuest Monsters (by coolness)

Neoquest. It's an old, fun, HTML based game...

by 5ilence
How Do YOU Feel About Crying Neopets?

Do they make you cry yourself? Do you get angry or upset whenever you see them in a foul mood, growling back at you? Or do you feel noncommittal, since they're only made of pixels?

by indulgences
From the Founding to the Fall

The Darigan Citadel's original location on Neopia in relation to other cities is known to very few.

by torkie10
Test Preparation Using Neopets: It's Not Impossible!

All of these pre-test tips have been tested thoroughly by... me!

by kittyshootingstar
Neoschools Return to Neopia

We had our reporters go to the Neoschool in Neopia Central and inquire who the teachers are, a bit of background information on them, and what courses they are teaching.

by jockylocky
Choosing the Right Class for Your Neopet

How much homework will each class give? How difficult is each class? This guide will cover some of the more advanced information you should take into consideration...

by ffamran
Getting Around the "No Petpets Allowed" Rule

There are some things that Neoschool is not a place for. The Darkest Faerie. Sloth. Chewing gum. And, surprisingly enough: petpets.

by ilovetoread_247
Neoschool: No Need for Know-It-Alls!

Never fear! With just a little time and a lot of effort, you'll be transformed from the Neoschool Know-It-All to Mr. Neo-Popularity! Or at least you won't get picked on. Hopefully.

by silent_snow
Neoschools: The Why

So TNT has finally released Neoschools. We all knew it would happen eventually. But why now?

by concertogreat_8
Beyond Neoschool: Spending Free Time

Their darling Neopets are busy listening to lectures and taking notes, and for the first time ever, the adults have to find ways to entertain themselves...

by reggieman721
Neoschool: The Space Conundrum

While educating all of Neopia is a wonderful and noble plan, a question of how all of these Pets will fit into Neoschool rises into the mind.

by taipeiss
Bored in Neoschool? Have Some Fun!

How do we pass those long hours between the morning's fascinating history lecture on the Soup Faerie's long ago quest for the perfect leek broth and the afternoon's intriguing look at the way in which Chef Bonju + Avatars divided by failure = Frustration?

Also by chivo

by anjie

Neoschool: Where to Send Your Pet

Nothing is particularly special about Neopia Central Neoschool (NCN). If you want your pet to have a well-rounded education covering the essentials, then I recommend Neopia Central for you...

by akari24
The Top Five April Fools Tricks In Neopian History

A list of the five best April Fools tricks in Neopian history in honor of April Fools Day this year.

by shakinheadtotoe
A Confused Neopian's Guide to Buying Neoschool Items

You need to find the perfect school outfit, decide what classes you want your pets to take, and find school supplies...

by kittygirl5170
 
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"A Way for the Willing" by rainbow_mist_wave
Lindy fiddled with her pencil. She'd been put in the advanced Neoschool classes, and it bothered her. She studied only a little, had an average amount of motivation in school, and it wasn't like she got hundreds on every test. She was normal, just like everyone else. She didn't think she was that special. One way or the other, though, she was still stuck away from her friends until lunch. Lunch was a totally different world...




Other Stories


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The Darkest Side of Neoschool
One of the pets, a rainbow Gelert, whipped her head around and glared at the Aisha as if she was a mutant. "What do you want, bookworm?" she snapped...

by macana

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Eating Fool's Day Game Night
"I've been thinking about your request for a game night, Pete. It's an excellent idea..."

by shamboo5

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Wicked in the Woods: Part Three
As the Werelupe guard lumbered over to where Garith and Wrey lay hidden in the bushes, a feeling of dread washed over them...

by scarletspindle

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The Road to Pyramid Parade: Part One
She was excited. This was the day they would finally move to the Lost Desert. She had dreamed of it all her life, and now it was finally happening...

by kirsche474

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Ghostly Hiding Place
Not the most well-thought out plan a Cybunny's ever had.

by serebii251

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Shopkeepers at War
And this is why the Health Food Store isn't placed next to the Pharmacy...

by lolly_happy



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