I suppose there's a certain "charm" to decorating your lawn with gnomes and plastic Lennys, but if you're tired of being the feature story in Better Dumps and Hovels every month, then do everyone a favour and add a little class to your NeoGarden. Once you've mowed the lawn, pulled the weeds, and taken the tiger sofa OFF the patio and put it BACK in the house (can't stress that one enough, folks), a good way to begin redecorating your yard would be to visit the Garden Shop and pick up a regal bridge.

Handmade by some of Neopia's leading craftsmen, these aristocratic arches will keep you from bringing down your neighbours' property values, and they're certainly better than lining the yard with broken toys and rusted out bike frames. The structure's trio of arches recall those featured in the finest bridges of antiquity, lending an air of sophistication and style to the layout of your garden.

Building a bridge to respectability...

I know what some of you are saying. "I can't afford a regal bridge, they're just too expensive!" Granted, with a suggested retail value of more than sixteen-thousand NPs, the price for such a fine piece of architecture is rather steep. However, in all fairness, just think of what you're getting: unrivaled workmanship, a classical design, and the finest of materials. Owning a regal bridge might require a king's ransom, but one would be hard-pressed to find a better way of spending such a princely sum.