Dirt is vital to Neopia: it supports the growth of plants upon which all life on Neopia is based; dirt filters the water which pets drink; dirt and its underlying rocks support the NeoHomes you build for your pets... but is it safe for pets to eat? Well, no--you can't just go out to your garden and dig up a plateful of dirt and serve it up to your pet with a side of pudding. That would be disgusting, and all your friends would say things behind your back like, "It's such a shame that she treats her pet like dirt". Well, it doesn't have to be that way.

With a squidgy slab of this specially farmed dirt pie, your pet will be the envy of all his friends, and enemies too. Both will ask, "Oooh, is that what I think it is? Can I get a slice? Extra roots please!" and your pet will gladly divvy up the dirt pie with a smile, knowing quite well that you didn't pay an arm and a leg for this instant best friend maker. Yes, this... erm, delicacy has been helping pets make friends way before that so-called dirty snow let its stink out of the bottle.

Dirt pie--it's where the vitamins are

Good thing there's an endless supply of fresh Neopian dirt or the price of this grungy treat would surely skyrocket. For those pets simply bored with the taste of dirt pie by itself (like that would ever happen), add a little water for yummy mud pie! Rumour has it that if one of your pet bites right through the centre, they might find a thick, juicy worm inside! If nothing else, dirt pie is to be enjoyed for its deep-rooted flavour.