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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Bagpipes are so splendid. Yay for bagpipes! *hands you a kilt and bagpipes*


The Chia-Lupe Feud



Whatever happened to the Chia-Lupe feud? What? What do you mean what feud? Never mind, I know what you mean. That's why I wrote this article! This article was written to remind us all of a cherished hallmark of Neopia, which has fallen by the wayside and been forgotten! So, do you know anything about this marvelously entertaining feud? You know that Lupe treats are shaped like Chias. You know that Chias come in fun fruity flavors. But did you ever wonder why?

Searching for Lunara



So you've been looking through your trophy cabinet and noticed that it looks a little bare lately. If you'd like to learn how to earn one of the easiest trophies in the game and 750, 500 or 250 neopoints per day for a month guaranteed, then please read on. The Search for Princess Lunara is my absolute favourite game, and I find, one of the easiest. I first found it as a newbie, attracted by its pretty picture and I stayed because it's quick, fun and you get pretty good neopoints from it...

Shopping for Fyora


Fyora's birthday is mere months away. Why should you care? Well, rumour has it that she is 59.1468% more likely to give awesome quests to those who give her nice presents on her birthday and 32.8753% more likely to ask the Fountain Faerie to give quests to those who really please her on that day. Yeah, that got your attention, didn't it?

Other Stories
"Cellblock" by fiery_sky
They boggle at me. They wonder why I'm under such tight security. I suppose they have a right to wonder; after all, I am but a timid, undersized Korbat. What on Neopia could I do to escape such tight security? No one would expect me to be able to, and yet, here I am, tied up and chained. Security pays attention to me thrice as much as the other prisoners...

"A Slorg in the Bakery!" by bashmina_pashmina
The Slorg watched intently as the Breadmaster dumped well over half a dozen different ingredients into a single orange bowl, then began to stir until everything began to blend together. He was humming quietly as he focused all his attention on this one task; he still did not see the slimy petpet. Several minutes passed, and at last the Kacheek...

"The First Relic" by mintacia
Erty the Shoyru was like every other Shoyru. He collected stamps, adored his gruslen petpet, regularly cleaned his toenails, and enjoyed long walks on the beach. There was nothing particularly odd about young Erty. He was, quite honestly, a bit boring. When he walked down the crowded Neopian streets, no one spared him a second glance. And why should they?


But... What Does It Mean?


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