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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"I'm not stupid, you know. I just don't usually hinder myself with etiquette."


Slorg Care Made Easy



Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...

Return of the Volcano



Many Neopians and Neopets wept for what could've been the funnest game in all of Neopia. But do not be discouraged, fellow friends, for there is a new and much greater blockbuster game out – Volcano Run II. It is the newest game in Neopia, and on its release day, many gathered around the arcade to be the first to play it. There is no doubt, Volcano Run II is sure to be one of the greatest...

Affordably Fabulous


It's going to be omelettes and prune juice for dinner again tonight. For a very long time, this situation was my lifestyle. My pets were almost always hungry and the only things they could play with were broken toys and blue Aisha plushies. But then I discovered ways that my pets could live fabulously, even with the lack of neopoints, and I want to share them with you...

Other Stories
"A Bracelet, a Mask, and a Newbie" by tazmanianunicorn
That was it. He had me interested, and I had to get some answers right then and there. Then, I did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle: "HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"

"The Unsung Faerie" by goosher
The Library Faerie looked up, sighed, and returned to the crumpled old note she was reading. The faded ink seemed to sway along the yellowed parchment, and the annoyed faerie blinked furiously, trying to brush the confusing thoughts of her mind away. Again her eyes flicked to the paper, so with...

"White Sand" by masked_acorn
"I want to build a snow petpet and make a snow angel! I want to ride on a piece of wood down a hill! I want to throw snow at everyone who passes by!" By her mother's order, she dressed herself in many layers of clothing and had a large breakfast before she went outside. She was warned to stay close to the house...


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Great stories!


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Hali the Hissi
...Good old Volcano Run.

by undefinded

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The Trouble with Invisible Pets
Beware when you lab a pet....

by leahlynn09

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Title Goes Here
No respect, I tell you...

by jenasu

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The Unsung Faerie
The Library Faerie looked up, sighed, and returned to the crumpled old note she was reading. The faded ink seemed to sway along the yellowed parchment...

by goosher

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Volcano Run II: The Return
Glubgar the Scorchio is back, he’s bolder and err, he’s at it again! What was a favourite game for many Neopians has been released again – reality style!

by dahlia_angela



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