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Food Science

I can't wait!

Idea by tashni

by kamikatze24

SHH!Comics

Yes, the pirate is still afraid of water.

Story by sweet_kitty543

by ravenatore

Nonsense: The Swamp Ghoul

Part of a Good Breakfast!

by kai_pawz
Only on a Friday #2

Mmm.... cookies.

by nicolajo1
NeoQuesters

All you need is a Plains Lupe Pelt...

by neoquest_krawk
Neotales

Yooyuball?! WHERE?

by agent_t
Fiasco Diaries

Have you ever wondered...

by sadgefire19
Don't Blame ME

Put me down!

by choclated
Snowball

Anger management?

by brittana4jesus
White Weewoos DO Exist! Part 2!

Ever wondered why Tarla never gives out White Weewoos?

by edmarblecake
Whatever You Say...

Nothing looks different...

by canditeddy
Title Goes Here

No respect, I tell you...

by jenasu
Too Much Information

Nothing seems to happen...

by feydon
The Superior Race

Why is it Chias don't need to open their eyes?

by lunatic_kiss
Follies Follies!

FARMING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Also by renrenthehamster

by manda314

Hali the Hissi

...Good old Volcano Run.

by undefinded
Spiffy Poof

Even thoose random event bad guys need breaks.

by gatomon942
Kawaii - Fishing

Justice: Naomiel's style

by crow213
Random Stories, Series 2 - Snowball Fight...?

What a weird variation of this game. Or did they just not understand the rules?

by karatehuendchen
Mm, Soup!

Petpets shouldn't get eaten...

by shettisen
Inviso Problemo

I hate Lemon being...

by marshmallow_ghost
Kougra's Life

That stinker Panther is always getting into trouble. Now he's passing the blame to Smookie...

by littletiger_14
That's Life

Not all spots are bad.

by omission
No Comment

Super Attack Pea to the Resc- eeewwwww!

by tirilia
Game Over

Wait, what?

by m3rcuri
That's Just Wrong - Icy!

That's creepy. o.o

by happychick111
The (Mis)adventures of (Miss) Amelia

You know what they say...

by chaterboxie
T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.: Chemistry for Beginners

...kaboom!!!

by 0x_freaky_x0
The Best Defence is... Eating!

Problems with Skeiths...

by parker40
What a Wonderful Cheese

Heya Weeb!

by nanoalchemist
The Trouble with Invisible Pets

Beware when you lab a pet....

by leahlynn09
The Petpetpets of Neopia

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

by starlet12
 
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Slorg Care Made Easy



Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...



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