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Delightfully Frustrating - Hasee Bounce

There’s a time limit in Hasee Bounce. Once you run out of time, there is no second life. The game is over. How can you evade this tragically short time limit? Collect letters spelling H-A-S-E-E, that’s all.

by dimension_witch
A Penny Pincher's Guide to Living Fabulously!

My pets were almost always hungry and the only things they could play with were broken toys and blue Aisha plushies. But then I discovered ways that my pets could live fabulously, even with the lack of neopoints, and I want to share them with you.

by wooper123218
Slorg Care Made Easy

Slorgs have serious allergic reactions to salt. That's why it's important to keep salt away from their bodies, but it's also important to keep salt out of their inner bodies, too. NEVER salt a Slorg's food!

by hylakisweetheart
The Annual Conference of Evil

I'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.

by eriskigal
Pop 'Em In Your Mouth!

Pop these Top 10 "pop 'em in your mouth candies" in your mouth!

by lurking_and_giving
Dancing With Slushies

A countdown of the most awesome (and moving) slushies in Neopia!

by kai_pawz
How to Acquire Trophies

Some helpful tips on how to get your very own Trophies.

by marlee90
Charity is Like a Rotting Shoe

The Money Tree is a fountain of wealth and charity... but wait, those bags of Neopoints aren’t growing out of the tree! What fraud is this? And why do most of the wonderful gifts consist of rotting footwear?

by nut862
Volcano Run II: The Return

Glubgar the Scorchio is back, he’s bolder and err, he’s at it again! What was a favourite game for many Neopians has been released again – reality style!

by dahlia_angela
 
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"White Sand" by masked_acorn
"I want to build a snow petpet and make a snow angel! I want to ride on a piece of wood down a hill! I want to throw snow at everyone who passes by!" By her mother's order, she dressed herself in many layers of clothing and had a large breakfast before she went outside. She was warned to stay close to the house...




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A Bracelet, a Mask, and a Newbie
I did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle: "HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"

by tazmanianunicorn

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The Negg Faerie's Pet
But one Neopian hadn't left her house. The Negg Faerie was the closest to the place where the screams and roar had come from, yet she was the only one who didn't rush out to see what had happened...

by krishpine4

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part Four
Captain DeSoto had given us permission to enter any rooms on board The Crusader and ask anything we wanted to. This helped tremendously and also stated that he didn't think any of his crew had anything to hide. I had a feeling he was wrong...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part One
They'd only arrived in Brightvale a couple hours earlier, and while both Lupes were tired from traveling, Brightvale's Crown Prince Rolan had sent a message asking them to meet him here tonight. "Sorry for the wait," Rolan apologized as he came in...

by nimras23

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The Trouble with Invisible Pets
Beware when you lab a pet....

by leahlynn09

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Random Stories, Series 2 - Snowball Fight...?
What a weird variation of this game. Or did they just not understand the rules?

by karatehuendchen



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