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Delightfully Frustrating - Hasee Bounce

There’s a time limit in Hasee Bounce. Once you run out of time, there is no second life. The game is over. How can you evade this tragically short time limit? Collect letters spelling H-A-S-E-E, that’s all.

by dimension_witch
A Penny Pincher's Guide to Living Fabulously!

My pets were almost always hungry and the only things they could play with were broken toys and blue Aisha plushies. But then I discovered ways that my pets could live fabulously, even with the lack of neopoints, and I want to share them with you.

by wooper123218
Slorg Care Made Easy

Slorgs have serious allergic reactions to salt. That's why it's important to keep salt away from their bodies, but it's also important to keep salt out of their inner bodies, too. NEVER salt a Slorg's food!

by hylakisweetheart
The Annual Conference of Evil

I'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.

by eriskigal
Pop 'Em In Your Mouth!

Pop these Top 10 "pop 'em in your mouth candies" in your mouth!

by lurking_and_giving
Dancing With Slushies

A countdown of the most awesome (and moving) slushies in Neopia!

by kai_pawz
How to Acquire Trophies

Some helpful tips on how to get your very own Trophies.

by marlee90
Charity is Like a Rotting Shoe

The Money Tree is a fountain of wealth and charity... but wait, those bags of Neopoints aren’t growing out of the tree! What fraud is this? And why do most of the wonderful gifts consist of rotting footwear?

by nut862
Volcano Run II: The Return

Glubgar the Scorchio is back, he’s bolder and err, he’s at it again! What was a favourite game for many Neopians has been released again – reality style!

by dahlia_angela
 
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"White Sand" by masked_acorn
"I want to build a snow petpet and make a snow angel! I want to ride on a piece of wood down a hill! I want to throw snow at everyone who passes by!" By her mother's order, she dressed herself in many layers of clothing and had a large breakfast before she went outside. She was warned to stay close to the house...




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Something You Know About
"Let me read what you've written so far." She extended her paw and Coral grudgingly placed the sheaf of papers into Portia's grasp...

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Before them, a small wooden stage sat, and upon it, a rather striking creature. A Draik, but not just some mere plain type. His scales gleamed luminous silver...

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The Blue Blumaroo: Part One
There was once a blue blumaroo who was, well... very blue. Not just the colour blue, but also in the emotional sense. He was a rather gloomy and glum pet...

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Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part Three
It didn’t take long for Sam to find the blacksmith’s once he knew what to look for. He stalled a moment before going in. He wasn’t quite sure what to expect...

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