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||Issue: 273 | 5th day of Sleeping, Y9
|Delightfully Frustrating - Hasee BounceThere’s a time limit in Hasee Bounce. Once you run out of time, there is no second life. The game is over. How can you evade this tragically short time limit? Collect letters spelling H-A-S-E-E, that’s all.|
|A Penny Pincher's Guide to Living Fabulously!My pets were almost always hungry and the only things they could play with were broken toys and blue Aisha plushies. But then I discovered ways that my pets could live fabulously, even with the lack of neopoints, and I want to share them with you.|
|Slorg Care Made EasySlorgs have serious allergic reactions to salt. That's why it's important to keep salt away from their bodies, but it's also important to keep salt out of their inner bodies, too. NEVER salt a Slorg's food!|
|The Annual Conference of EvilI'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.|
|Pop 'Em In Your Mouth!Pop these Top 10 "pop 'em in your mouth candies" in your mouth!|
|Dancing With SlushiesA countdown of the most awesome (and moving) slushies in Neopia!|
|How to Acquire TrophiesSome helpful tips on how to get your very own Trophies.|
|Charity is Like a Rotting ShoeThe Money Tree is a fountain of wealth and charity... but wait, those bags of Neopoints aren’t growing out of the tree! What fraud is this? And why do most of the wonderful gifts consist of rotting footwear?|
|Volcano Run II: The ReturnGlubgar the Scorchio is back, he’s bolder and err, he’s at it again! What was a favourite game for many Neopians has been released again – reality style!|
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Return of the Volcano
Many Neopians and Neopets wept for what could've been the funnest game in all of Neopia. But do not be discouraged, fellow friends, for there is a new and much greater blockbuster game out – Volcano Run II. It is the newest game in Neopia, and on its release day, many gathered around the arcade to be the first to play it. There is no doubt, Volcano Run II is sure to be one of the greatest...
|Poet of the Haunted Woods|
Before them, a small wooden stage sat, and upon it, a rather striking creature. A Draik, but not just some mere plain type. His scales gleamed luminous silver...
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|Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Nine|
The gatekeeper grumbled. "Well, you have to be as I'm not letting you in anymore. I deserve my sleep." The gap he opened between the gates was so narrow that they barely pushed themselves through, fighting with claustrophobia, and as soon as they were out, the gates closed again...