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||Issue: 273 | 5th day of Sleeping, Y9
|Delightfully Frustrating - Hasee BounceThere’s a time limit in Hasee Bounce. Once you run out of time, there is no second life. The game is over. How can you evade this tragically short time limit? Collect letters spelling H-A-S-E-E, that’s all.|
|A Penny Pincher's Guide to Living Fabulously!My pets were almost always hungry and the only things they could play with were broken toys and blue Aisha plushies. But then I discovered ways that my pets could live fabulously, even with the lack of neopoints, and I want to share them with you.|
|Slorg Care Made EasySlorgs have serious allergic reactions to salt. That's why it's important to keep salt away from their bodies, but it's also important to keep salt out of their inner bodies, too. NEVER salt a Slorg's food!|
|The Annual Conference of EvilI'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.|
|Pop 'Em In Your Mouth!Pop these Top 10 "pop 'em in your mouth candies" in your mouth!|
|Dancing With SlushiesA countdown of the most awesome (and moving) slushies in Neopia!|
|How to Acquire TrophiesSome helpful tips on how to get your very own Trophies.|
|Charity is Like a Rotting ShoeThe Money Tree is a fountain of wealth and charity... but wait, those bags of Neopoints aren’t growing out of the tree! What fraud is this? And why do most of the wonderful gifts consist of rotting footwear?|
|Volcano Run II: The ReturnGlubgar the Scorchio is back, he’s bolder and err, he’s at it again! What was a favourite game for many Neopians has been released again – reality style!|
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Slorg Care Made Easy
Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...
|Why We All Fear the Word "Hospital"|
“Good mor-ACHOOOO!” Jake’s quiet greeting was broken off by a terrible sneezing fit as the Baby of the family (literally) walked into the room, handkerchief at hand. The Lupe’s eyes were tearing, his nose was running, and he looked rather annoyed...
|Brothers and Kings|
Ryoran nodded. "Though I wish Mother and Father were here still," he said, referring to the strange deaths the King and Queen had suffered...
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|Whispers: Part Four|
Lani shook her head at her younger cousin. "It's just apprehension. It doesn't necessarily mean that an evil ghost has just re-entered the living world..." She trailed off.
|Revisited: Part Four|
There were three doors leading to other rooms, and the Xweetok, with a sneaky smile, suggested that they break up into pairs to explore all three. "No way!" protested the Usul and Jenny in unison...