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Delightfully Frustrating - Hasee Bounce

There’s a time limit in Hasee Bounce. Once you run out of time, there is no second life. The game is over. How can you evade this tragically short time limit? Collect letters spelling H-A-S-E-E, that’s all.

by dimension_witch
A Penny Pincher's Guide to Living Fabulously!

My pets were almost always hungry and the only things they could play with were broken toys and blue Aisha plushies. But then I discovered ways that my pets could live fabulously, even with the lack of neopoints, and I want to share them with you.

by wooper123218
Slorg Care Made Easy

Slorgs have serious allergic reactions to salt. That's why it's important to keep salt away from their bodies, but it's also important to keep salt out of their inner bodies, too. NEVER salt a Slorg's food!

by hylakisweetheart
The Annual Conference of Evil

I'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.

by eriskigal
Pop 'Em In Your Mouth!

Pop these Top 10 "pop 'em in your mouth candies" in your mouth!

by lurking_and_giving
Dancing With Slushies

A countdown of the most awesome (and moving) slushies in Neopia!

by kai_pawz
How to Acquire Trophies

Some helpful tips on how to get your very own Trophies.

by marlee90
Charity is Like a Rotting Shoe

The Money Tree is a fountain of wealth and charity... but wait, those bags of Neopoints aren’t growing out of the tree! What fraud is this? And why do most of the wonderful gifts consist of rotting footwear?

by nut862
Volcano Run II: The Return

Glubgar the Scorchio is back, he’s bolder and err, he’s at it again! What was a favourite game for many Neopians has been released again – reality style!

by dahlia_angela
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Return of the Volcano

Many Neopians and Neopets wept for what could've been the funnest game in all of Neopia. But do not be discouraged, fellow friends, for there is a new and much greater blockbuster game out – Volcano Run II. It is the newest game in Neopia, and on its release day, many gathered around the arcade to be the first to play it. There is no doubt, Volcano Run II is sure to be one of the greatest...

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Why We All Fear the Word "Hospital"
“Good mor-ACHOOOO!” Jake’s quiet greeting was broken off by a terrible sneezing fit as the Baby of the family (literally) walked into the room, handkerchief at hand. The Lupe’s eyes were tearing, his nose was running, and he looked rather annoyed...

by alexrae963


Brothers and Kings
Ryoran nodded. "Though I wish Mother and Father were here still," he said, referring to the strange deaths the King and Queen had suffered...

Art by imogenweasley

by dan4884


Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part Three
He tried to look the pet in its eyes, but its face was covered in the clashing black and white checkered pattern, and it was difficult to tell if the Draik was sincere. Its voice was smooth and mysterious, and this did not reveal its intentions either. Lao felt a feeling of helplessness wash over him as he realized that there was no way to tell whether this creature was here to help or harm him...

by reggieman721


In This Together: Part Six
I opened my eyes. A young Halloween Ixi was looking down at me, a large white mug held in her front hooves. “Wha--?” she exclaimed. “You’re awake! Tam! Jonny! She’s awake!”

by rainbow_daydreamer


Food Science
I can't wait!

Idea by tashni

by kamikatze24


Too Much Information
Nothing seems to happen...

by feydon

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