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|Delightfully Frustrating - Hasee BounceThere’s a time limit in Hasee Bounce. Once you run out of time, there is no second life. The game is over. How can you evade this tragically short time limit? Collect letters spelling H-A-S-E-E, that’s all.|
|A Penny Pincher's Guide to Living Fabulously!My pets were almost always hungry and the only things they could play with were broken toys and blue Aisha plushies. But then I discovered ways that my pets could live fabulously, even with the lack of neopoints, and I want to share them with you.|
|Slorg Care Made EasySlorgs have serious allergic reactions to salt. That's why it's important to keep salt away from their bodies, but it's also important to keep salt out of their inner bodies, too. NEVER salt a Slorg's food!|
|The Annual Conference of EvilI'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.|
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|Dancing With SlushiesA countdown of the most awesome (and moving) slushies in Neopia!|
|How to Acquire TrophiesSome helpful tips on how to get your very own Trophies.|
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|Volcano Run II: The ReturnGlubgar the Scorchio is back, he’s bolder and err, he’s at it again! What was a favourite game for many Neopians has been released again – reality style!|
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Slorg Care Made Easy
Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...
|Brothers and Kings|
Ryoran nodded. "Though I wish Mother and Father were here still," he said, referring to the strange deaths the King and Queen had suffered...
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|Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part Three|
He tried to look the pet in its eyes, but its face was covered in the clashing black and white checkered pattern, and it was difficult to tell if the Draik was sincere. Its voice was smooth and mysterious, and this did not reveal its intentions either. Lao felt a feeling of helplessness wash over him as he realized that there was no way to tell whether this creature was here to help or harm him...
|A Heroine's Heist: Part Two|
Nearly a day had gone by and there was still no sign of Cassie. The chase had happened last afternoon, and now it was almost noon. Drawing a small match out of his pocket, Stan struck the match...