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True Sight

Dazzled eyes quickly shot open, shifting. Did the storm finally conquer him? He could hear a warm fire near... but of course the blind bori could not see. Mysterious was all...

by fieryangel40
A Bracelet, a Mask, and a Newbie

I did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle: "HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"

by tazmanianunicorn
Poet of the Haunted Woods

Before them, a small wooden stage sat, and upon it, a rather striking creature. A Draik, but not just some mere plain type. His scales gleamed luminous silver...

Also by chivo

by anjie

Why We All Fear the Word "Hospital"

“Good mor-ACHOOOO!” Jake’s quiet greeting was broken off by a terrible sneezing fit as the Baby of the family (literally) walked into the room, handkerchief at hand. The Lupe’s eyes were tearing, his nose was running, and he looked rather annoyed...

by alexrae963
Something You Know About

"Let me read what you've written so far." She extended her paw and Coral grudgingly placed the sheaf of papers into Portia's grasp...

by lightninglover34
White Sand

She ran back inside and slammed the door shut. She yelled to her mother in excitement and confusion, "Arlene! Come look! The world has been covered in really hot sand!"

by masked_acorn
Brothers and Kings

Ryoran nodded. "Though I wish Mother and Father were here still," he said, referring to the strange deaths the King and Queen had suffered...

Art by imogenweasley

by dan4884

The Unsung Faerie

The Library Faerie looked up, sighed, and returned to the crumpled old note she was reading. The faded ink seemed to sway along the yellowed parchment...

by goosher
The Negg Faerie's Pet

But one Neopian hadn't left her house. The Negg Faerie was the closest to the place where the screams and roar had come from, yet she was the only one who didn't rush out to see what had happened...

by krishpine4
 
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Return of the Volcano



Many Neopians and Neopets wept for what could've been the funnest game in all of Neopia. But do not be discouraged, fellow friends, for there is a new and much greater blockbuster game out – Volcano Run II. It is the newest game in Neopia, and on its release day, many gathered around the arcade to be the first to play it. There is no doubt, Volcano Run II is sure to be one of the greatest...



Other Stories


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The Annual Conference of Evil
I'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.

by eriskigal

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Slorg Care Made Easy
Slorgs have serious allergic reactions to salt. That's why it's important to keep salt away from their bodies, but it's also important to keep salt out of their inner bodies, too. NEVER salt a Slorg's food!

by hylakisweetheart

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A Very Feepit Christmas: Part Three
"Why is it that every time you go to get the Advent prize, it's clear and sunny, but whenever it's my turn, the weather is positively horrid?" Cadmium griped goodnaturedly...

by rainpaint

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Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part Three
He tried to look the pet in its eyes, but its face was covered in the clashing black and white checkered pattern, and it was difficult to tell if the Draik was sincere. Its voice was smooth and mysterious, and this did not reveal its intentions either. Lao felt a feeling of helplessness wash over him as he realized that there was no way to tell whether this creature was here to help or harm him...

by reggieman721

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The Best Defence is... Eating!
Problems with Skeiths...

by parker40

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T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.: Chemistry for Beginners
...kaboom!!!

by 0x_freaky_x0



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