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True Sight

Dazzled eyes quickly shot open, shifting. Did the storm finally conquer him? He could hear a warm fire near... but of course the blind bori could not see. Mysterious was all...

by fieryangel40
A Bracelet, a Mask, and a Newbie

I did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle: "HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"

by tazmanianunicorn
Poet of the Haunted Woods

Before them, a small wooden stage sat, and upon it, a rather striking creature. A Draik, but not just some mere plain type. His scales gleamed luminous silver...

Also by chivo

by anjie

Why We All Fear the Word "Hospital"

“Good mor-ACHOOOO!” Jake’s quiet greeting was broken off by a terrible sneezing fit as the Baby of the family (literally) walked into the room, handkerchief at hand. The Lupe’s eyes were tearing, his nose was running, and he looked rather annoyed...

by alexrae963
Something You Know About

"Let me read what you've written so far." She extended her paw and Coral grudgingly placed the sheaf of papers into Portia's grasp...

by lightninglover34
White Sand

She ran back inside and slammed the door shut. She yelled to her mother in excitement and confusion, "Arlene! Come look! The world has been covered in really hot sand!"

by masked_acorn
Brothers and Kings

Ryoran nodded. "Though I wish Mother and Father were here still," he said, referring to the strange deaths the King and Queen had suffered...

Art by imogenweasley

by dan4884

The Unsung Faerie

The Library Faerie looked up, sighed, and returned to the crumpled old note she was reading. The faded ink seemed to sway along the yellowed parchment...

by goosher
The Negg Faerie's Pet

But one Neopian hadn't left her house. The Negg Faerie was the closest to the place where the screams and roar had come from, yet she was the only one who didn't rush out to see what had happened...

by krishpine4
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Slorg Care Made Easy

Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...

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The Annual Conference of Evil
I'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.

by eriskigal


Pop 'Em In Your Mouth!
Pop these Top 10 "pop 'em in your mouth candies" in your mouth!

by lurking_and_giving


Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Nine
The gatekeeper grumbled. "Well, you have to be as I'm not letting you in anymore. I deserve my sleep." The gap he opened between the gates was so narrow that they barely pushed themselves through, fighting with claustrophobia, and as soon as they were out, the gates closed again...

by ssjelitegirl


Revisited: Part Four
There were three doors leading to other rooms, and the Xweetok, with a sneaky smile, suggested that they break up into pairs to explore all three. "No way!" protested the Usul and Jenny in unison...

by puppy200010


Yooyuball?! WHERE?

by agent_t


The Trouble with Invisible Pets
Beware when you lab a pet....

by leahlynn09

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