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The Other Side of the Rainbow

I looked up and saw hundreds and hundreds of these miserable creatures scattered all over the land. I knew suddenly we weren't in some neopoint-filled paradise; we had arrived in Roo Island...

Also written by scenette

by dark_slammer

The Faerie Blues

"Whyyyyyyyy?!" she shrieked mournfully, throwing herself back down onto the pillow...

by scarletspindle
The Snow Pet Repairsman

"Lydia, please. The doctor will be here in a few minutes. I don't think that Tommy will melt before then..."

by reggieman721
Safety Deposit Woes

"I just remembered that a neomail came for you today and the subject is 'Safety Deposit Box,'" Maddie told me as I read the neomail...

by kittybutterscotch
Intolerable Incalescence

I knew that all the glaciers in Happy Valley would have melted within seconds in this heat. This was the Lost Desert indeed...

by a_bowl_of_rice
Donny's Toy Repair Shop

Donny changed the "We Are Closed" sign on the door to "We Are Open!" He pulled up the window blinds and peered out, feeling a shiver of excitement...

by tallydepp
Appearances Aren't Everything

"Oh yum," she thought. "More soggy Omelettes. If only Jelly World existed. Then I could at least have a dessert..."

by heroed
The Promised Petpet

"They are going to gather up all the free petpets and make them live in cages! This is horrible!"

by hersheyschoc401
Courage, Hatred, and Swords

He knew Scarblade was often seen on Scurvy Island, though not many people mentioned his name. Why were people so scared of him anyhow?

by medit92
The Lupe Who Didn't Eat Chias

"Dude, look inside your lunch. You must be like, the luckiest Lupe in the world..."

by x_unlucky
Friendship

And with the war going on and the fanciness of the lettering, there was really only one choice of who had sent the letter. The military...

by kittengriffin
The Necklace

A young Quiggle found it in the woods. A storm had started outside and he had been forced to take refuge...

by emilyg96angel
 
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Dueling Quills: Usuki vs. Quiguki
"Usuki are so disgustingly pink and girly! I may be a girl but I can't stand that pinkness! Quiguki are so much better."

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by yoyote


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A Locket: Part One
The drawing of the Lost Desert began to glow, although with closed eyes she could not see the orange-yellow sparkles rising from the paper...

by yellowsugardog

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The Darkest Faerie Returns: Part Three
"As many of you are aware, the Darkest Faerie has returned. If you have any ideas for defeating her..."

by ewagon

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Customisation Fun
Aww... Sweet!

by bernice_dao

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Poor Pant Devil
What happens when you ask your neopet to get you an avatar....

by appyrodeo



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