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"I'll Have the Tofu Bowl, Please."

"Look at this place! The Virtupets Space Station, huh...? An absolute atrocity; everywhere you look, there's some insipid 'Buy-Me' sign or a tourist trap... This place isn't my evil lair anymore-- It's a tourist attraction!"

by peachifruit
Tears of a Ghost

Sighting, I drew the curtains shut, and floated back to my worn-out armchair...

by blubblub317
Growing Abilities

But now, all she wanted was to have a fitful sleep uninterrupted by the annoying dreams. They haunted her every night. They would show her birthplace but never the Kougra who lived inside of it...

by einstein20
Chocolate

It began, for me, on a bitterly cold day in a suburb of Faerieland-the quarter where the pets and humans lived. And it began with voices...

by rainbow_daydreamer
All in a Day, Er, Night's Work

He dropped the bag on the ground, and crawled toward the nearest skylight. He was certain that the street below was empty, as well as the shop, but still, it paid to be careful...

by sois_sage
A Ghostly Lesson

In the hauntingly ghastly Haunted Woods, in a part where mainly Ghosts roamed and thrived, there lived a living (gasp!), fairly aged blue Kacheek by the name of Tyruff Kacheek...

by sacgurl89
Antha and the Alkenore

"What's that?" she asked, pointing towards it. "Aw, it looks scared."

by precious_katuch14
The Driftwood

"You expect me to catch fish with a bare hook?" Matt replied. "What did you think the worms were for?"

by shadih_temporary
Curse of the Revenge

He loved his grandfather. He always told Garin tales of his ancestors, all of whom were pirates. Garin vowed that one day he would follow in their footsteps...

by lama12122
The Horror That Lurks in Every Kitchen

It seems my Lupe's petpet has taken to writing for the Neopian Times. I didn't think Puppyblews had thumbs...

by neox52492
Wings of Gold

She was a much respected figure in Faerieland, because she had great magic powers. But, she had been wrongly accused of stealing items from the Hidden Tower...

by digital_microwave
Help at Kelp

She was very surprised when a Maraquan Draik drifted towards her. He was dressed in a very simple navy vest, but he had a regal air to him...

by jen4ever4ree
The Princess and the Pearl (A Maraquan Faerie Tale)

Once upon a time, in the great kingdom of Maraqua, there lived a picky prince named Orion the Koi. Having grown up an only child in the palace, he was very lonely...

by lafee_dans_gris
Captain Threelegs and Ryshu the Nimmo – the Rivalry

Ever wondered why Cap'n Threelegs and Ryshu the Nimmo are enemies?

by little_hamsters365
Lucky Quest

"You shall have great luck on Mystery Island!" the Mystic declared. Mya was pleased, and thought about where she could have great luck...

by fairyrose3221
 
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"The Princess and the Pearl (A Maraquan Faerie Tale)" by lafee_dans_gris
Having grown up an only child in the palace, he was very lonely. The highlight of his year had always been his grand family reunion ball at the palace. This year, his parents had even agreed to allow him to bring a friend! However, this presented a new problem: where could he find a suitable friend?




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Brought Together II: Part One
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