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Neopian Neophyte

And you thought MEEPITS were bad news..?

by leedom111
Confuzzled

We are here...or there...

by white_draigon
The Furry Chronicles

EURGHHH!!

by puppylover2830
Kawaii

No, it's perfectly safe, really...

by crow213
Too Much of a Good Thing...

What's wrong?

by cream_soda920
Buzzer Ball

"Arr... It looks as if ye overshot again, matey..."

by darkwolf__untamed
Split Second Snicker

Round and round we go...?

by plushie_patches
Warf Rescue Team

I wonder where the kads are going...

by wizardmoncita
Hungry Cobrall

Things aren't always what they seem...

by fire_fly196
Pretty Kitty

What does YOUR Kougra do with his enormous paws?

by halfwayaddict
Smelly Nelly

"Is an artist."

by i_hate_backstabbers
Follow the Leader!

We know it's the truth! It has happened to all of us at least once!

by _kelizeee_
Amazingly Insane

Just those little problems with painting your petpet plushie or snow. XD

by lupe_of_flames
A Very Stuffed Abode Crossover

You'll love my secret ingredient...

by marilltachiquin
Nonsensanity

Why did Yiko the Draik Sentinel never get off his post?

by verallien
Not So Sure Any More

I want to be a real pet!

by goldchocobo21
Little Known Neopia

Nobody likes licking envelopes...

by watermellonyfresh
Mashed Potatoes

Dinner is served...

by third_potato
Project Negative

Edible project dilemma.

by ribbons43
Floofeh

Clear case of Floofeh logic.

by jupeboxgal
Neopian Wackiness

Hospital Wackiness

Also by aimeilee

by cherv1

Veggie Surprise

Welcome to Kelp!

by plaquenil
t0t4lly r4d c0m1c

Battledome is dangerous.

by mimed
Fruity Salad

Cookbooks are overrated...

by pooh_pooh_caca
Mootix Madness - Feeling Paranoid?

That creepy feeling...

by leoness
Soup?

Lupes love Chias.

by linds4y
The Cheesy Neos

I keep having this nightmare...

by justduckygal
Target Confirmed!

Teehee!!

by wings_
Paint Brushes

And you're this excited because?

by mandy_raz
What Happens When You Misclick in the Battledome.

and one short fight later...

by soggy_cardboard
Unexpected Incidents

A ghost that's new on the job... o_O

by american_tabby_cat
Fond Memories: Down For Maintenance

I don't see the Red Pteri, though!

by prettyprincesslady54
It Works Every Time!

If you are scared of the Pant Devil...

by cheesegab
Short Stuff

You must be this tall to ride.

Also drawn by sillygirl_543

by unknown_xx

Earn Your Stripes

Fur and water don't mix.

by bacon_hawk
Insanity Inc.

I'd hate to see what was done with the floss!

Art by huggsy_666.

by patjade

 
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"The Princess and the Pearl (A Maraquan Faerie Tale)" by lafee_dans_gris
Having grown up an only child in the palace, he was very lonely. The highlight of his year had always been his grand family reunion ball at the palace. This year, his parents had even agreed to allow him to bring a friend! However, this presented a new problem: where could he find a suitable friend?




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"I'll Have the Tofu Bowl, Please."
"Look at this place! The Virtupets Space Station, huh...? An absolute atrocity; everywhere you look, there's some insipid 'Buy-Me' sign or a tourist trap... This place isn't my evil lair anymore-- It's a tourist attraction!"

by peachifruit

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The Horror That Lurks in Every Kitchen
It seems my Lupe's petpet has taken to writing for the Neopian Times. I didn't think Puppyblews had thumbs...

by neox52492

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Investigation on Roo Island: Dice-A-Roo
How MANY annoying Roo minions have bounced around you, taunting you with phrases like ‘Tra la la’, ‘191273 is such a lot of Neopoints!’, and ‘I’m hungry!’ ???

by deldrimmor

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10 Recipes for Hidden Tower Items
For less than 3500 NP, you will be able to make any one of ten Hidden Tower items, all by yourself! Simply follow these instructions, and your pets will be Battledome masters in no time!

by medanteth

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Stolen Treasures: Part Two
"Alright, it would be wonderful if you would help," said Fyora. "You should realize that this could be a very dangerous job. We don't know where the items are hidden."

by uni_luver

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Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part One
"Oh, that's easy too! Just state your name, cause, and how many minions you wish to acquire. From there, it's smooth sailing."

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by chocolateisamust




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