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Neopian Neophyte

And you thought MEEPITS were bad news..?

by leedom111
Confuzzled

We are here...or there...

by white_draigon
The Furry Chronicles

EURGHHH!!

by puppylover2830
Kawaii

No, it's perfectly safe, really...

by crow213
Too Much of a Good Thing...

What's wrong?

by cream_soda920
Buzzer Ball

"Arr... It looks as if ye overshot again, matey..."

by darkwolf__untamed
Split Second Snicker

Round and round we go...?

by plushie_patches
Warf Rescue Team

I wonder where the kads are going...

by wizardmoncita
Hungry Cobrall

Things aren't always what they seem...

by fire_fly196
Pretty Kitty

What does YOUR Kougra do with his enormous paws?

by halfwayaddict
Smelly Nelly

"Is an artist."

by i_hate_backstabbers
Follow the Leader!

We know it's the truth! It has happened to all of us at least once!

by _kelizeee_
Amazingly Insane

Just those little problems with painting your petpet plushie or snow. XD

by lupe_of_flames
A Very Stuffed Abode Crossover

You'll love my secret ingredient...

by marilltachiquin
Nonsensanity

Why did Yiko the Draik Sentinel never get off his post?

by verallien
Not So Sure Any More

I want to be a real pet!

by goldchocobo21
Little Known Neopia

Nobody likes licking envelopes...

by watermellonyfresh
Mashed Potatoes

Dinner is served...

by third_potato
Project Negative

Edible project dilemma.

by ribbons43
Floofeh

Clear case of Floofeh logic.

by jupeboxgal
Neopian Wackiness

Hospital Wackiness

Also by aimeilee

by cherv1

Veggie Surprise

Welcome to Kelp!

by plaquenil
t0t4lly r4d c0m1c

Battledome is dangerous.

by mimed
Fruity Salad

Cookbooks are overrated...

by pooh_pooh_caca
Mootix Madness - Feeling Paranoid?

That creepy feeling...

by leoness
Soup?

Lupes love Chias.

by linds4y
The Cheesy Neos

I keep having this nightmare...

by justduckygal
Target Confirmed!

Teehee!!

by wings_
Paint Brushes

And you're this excited because?

by mandy_raz
What Happens When You Misclick in the Battledome.

and one short fight later...

by soggy_cardboard
Unexpected Incidents

A ghost that's new on the job... o_O

by american_tabby_cat
Fond Memories: Down For Maintenance

I don't see the Red Pteri, though!

by prettyprincesslady54
It Works Every Time!

If you are scared of the Pant Devil...

by cheesegab
Short Stuff

You must be this tall to ride.

Also drawn by sillygirl_543

by unknown_xx

Earn Your Stripes

Fur and water don't mix.

by bacon_hawk
Insanity Inc.

I'd hate to see what was done with the floss!

Art by huggsy_666.

by patjade

 
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"The Horror That Lurks in Every Kitchen" by neox52492
There is a danger lurking in every unsuspecting Neopian's Neohome. They see them every day, taking them for granted, but soon they will rise and conquer Neopia… yes… then you'll all be sorry. I tried to warn the public but they all laughed. In one desperate attempt to inform you of the peril you are all in, I wrote this...




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"I'll Have the Tofu Bowl, Please."
"Look at this place! The Virtupets Space Station, huh...? An absolute atrocity; everywhere you look, there's some insipid 'Buy-Me' sign or a tourist trap... This place isn't my evil lair anymore-- It's a tourist attraction!"

by peachifruit

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A Ghostly Lesson
In the hauntingly ghastly Haunted Woods, in a part where mainly Ghosts roamed and thrived, there lived a living (gasp!), fairly aged blue Kacheek by the name of Tyruff Kacheek...

by sacgurl89

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...and *Pop* Go the Balls!
No, not icky Zurroball or boring old Gormball, I'm talking about the *sort of* new and better game, Frumball!!! The one that might resemble Korbat's Lab to you at first, but don't fear, it's better than that as well! ;)

by krysym

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How to Make Your Neopets Look Like They Got Painted
Tip # 5: If you want to make your pet look like it’s been painted with the Snow Paint brush, play in the snow all day with your Neopet. When you come inside you will have a snow covered Neopet.

by soccergirl1017

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The Pirate Letter: Part Six
"You thought you could get away so easily. Firaga, you are a pirate, and you will always be a pirate. As long as you are a pirate, you are going to stay on my crew."

by czenko28

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A Visit to Aunt Lola's: Part One
Mia and her two pets were on vacation. Well, if you could call it that. Really, they were just visiting relatives, Aunt Lola and Cousin Phil.

by sweetie_me274



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