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Infinity II: Control - Part One

Tales about the Neopet that could transform any living thing had spread all over Moltara. The Engineer -as she was called- wasn't tied down to any particular area of Moltara, as stories of her had been told in nearly every city...

by blueys45
Dr. Sloth Returns... Again!: Part One

Sometimes it got a little annoying, being the pet of Double Agent D, but moments like these always brightened it up.

by dolphinsareawesome
 
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth



The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...



Other Stories


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Friends and Memories
I went to my desk and pulled out a picture from the drawer. It was of a red Draik, and a blue Cybunny, arm in arm, smiling. I turned it over gently in my hands, reading the memorized writing on the back.

by meadows_lark

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Austere and Azure - A Ghost and a Grey Kyrii
Their backyard had no fence at all; the dark and thick forest of the Haunted Woods backing up to the house was privacy enough. Azure took a deep breath of the fresh crisp air...

by mus_ic

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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth
Disclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do.

by debbie1188

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Doctor Sloth Vs. Evil Fuzzles
This article will focus on who has a better chance of beating each other in a duel, Dr. Frank Sloth or the various evil fuzzles around Neopia.

by username_035

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Plushie Woes
I hope you can fix it.

by melaiv

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Lies!
Where is that Aisha? She would have prevented this...

by kittenstealth



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