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Infinity II: Control - Part One

Tales about the Neopet that could transform any living thing had spread all over Moltara. The Engineer -as she was called- wasn't tied down to any particular area of Moltara, as stories of her had been told in nearly every city...

by blueys45
Dr. Sloth Returns... Again!: Part One

Sometimes it got a little annoying, being the pet of Double Agent D, but moments like these always brightened it up.

by dolphinsareawesome
 
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth



The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...



Other Stories


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A Friend in Deed
"The group project will be due in five weeks. Groups will be assigned on Friday. Remember, anyone who does not turn in a project will receive a zero for this class."

Also by gwendarwen

by ilhs11


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Not Another Pound Story
"Well, the Pound doesn't really change," Jefo murmured, distracted by his food again.

by purplepeggie

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The True Value of a Neopet
What do you value in a Neopet? Name? Colour? Stats? Species? But what is true value?

by leviathon96

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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth
Disclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do.

by debbie1188

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The Greatest Gift of All
We love you, Sloth!

Story by ruben160

by sk390


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Cobrall Coffee
Here's your scratchcard!

by akuroy_of_the_moon



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