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The Vitruvian Wizard: Part Five

Alvare Thornpipe had indeed been quite mad at the time of his death.

by herdygerdy
Ruined Library: Part Eight

"I can barely fly as it is!" Kiyake panicked. It was true; the faerie Xweetok was beating her wings as quickly as she could...

by aquadaika
Honor Among Thieves: Part Six

"Do you relish the title of thief?" 

Dom stood straight and tall. "Thief's a sight more honest than traitor. Wouldn't you say?"

by saphira_27

Dark Faerie Dreams: Part Three

Balthazar sat on the bench beside her, holding out a single violet. "No!" I cried, but was already too late. Fyora lifted the violet and took a delicate sniff of the petals.

by ilovemycatembers
Unbreakable: Part Three

Brynn sucked in a heavy breath and forced herself to ignore the pain from her harsh landing. She scrambled up and, before the intruder could catch his bearings and run off again, grabbed him by the collar...

by sporty2443
A Week in the Life of a Junior Defender: Part Two

"I wish we were out there doing something. Or at least questioning the suspects downstairs," I said. "Anything would be better than this."

by rachelindea
The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: Part Two

"I'll take the east wing. You check the west one," Roxias whispered. Scout nodded, and handed him something. He looked down and saw a garlic bulb necklace.

by daniecelpines
 
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth



The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...



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