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The Vitruvian Wizard: Part Five

Alvare Thornpipe had indeed been quite mad at the time of his death.

by herdygerdy
Ruined Library: Part Eight

"I can barely fly as it is!" Kiyake panicked. It was true; the faerie Xweetok was beating her wings as quickly as she could...

by aquadaika
Honor Among Thieves: Part Six

"Do you relish the title of thief?" 

Dom stood straight and tall. "Thief's a sight more honest than traitor. Wouldn't you say?"

by saphira_27

Dark Faerie Dreams: Part Three

Balthazar sat on the bench beside her, holding out a single violet. "No!" I cried, but was already too late. Fyora lifted the violet and took a delicate sniff of the petals.

by ilovemycatembers
Unbreakable: Part Three

Brynn sucked in a heavy breath and forced herself to ignore the pain from her harsh landing. She scrambled up and, before the intruder could catch his bearings and run off again, grabbed him by the collar...

by sporty2443
A Week in the Life of a Junior Defender: Part Two

"I wish we were out there doing something. Or at least questioning the suspects downstairs," I said. "Anything would be better than this."

by rachelindea
The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: Part Two

"I'll take the east wing. You check the west one," Roxias whispered. Scout nodded, and handed him something. He looked down and saw a garlic bulb necklace.

by daniecelpines
 
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Doctor Sloth Vs. Evil Fuzzles



Have you ever wondered who the fairest person in Neopia is, well then you have come to the WRONG place. This article will focus on who has a better chance of beating each other in a duel, Dr. Frank Sloth or the various evil fuzzles around Neopia. Below is a list of 50 characteristics that proves Sloth is better than evil fuzzles or vice versa...



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The Junior Gourmet's Society
Natilie sat by herself in the cafeteria on her very first day of Neoschool. She was much younger than all of the other pets...

by cerpin

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Interview with a Minion... of Sloth
Looking back, there really was no excuse. From the time I walked up to the cottage I should have known that my day would not unfold even close to the way I expected.

by jadianne

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Top Eleven Budget-Friendly and Versatile Backgrounds
Backgrounds are universal and can be fitting any number of outfits. And the best part is? There's so many of these backgrounds that are very budget-friendly, even free!

by auraichadora

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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth
Disclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do.

by debbie1188

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Cobrall Coffee
Here's your scratchcard!

by akuroy_of_the_moon

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Santa's Secret Helpers: Epilogue
"Looks like Santa didn't forget about his helpers this year..."

by izzywizard



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