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The Vitruvian Wizard: Part Five

Alvare Thornpipe had indeed been quite mad at the time of his death.

by herdygerdy
Ruined Library: Part Eight

"I can barely fly as it is!" Kiyake panicked. It was true; the faerie Xweetok was beating her wings as quickly as she could...

by aquadaika
Honor Among Thieves: Part Six

"Do you relish the title of thief?" 

Dom stood straight and tall. "Thief's a sight more honest than traitor. Wouldn't you say?"

by saphira_27

Dark Faerie Dreams: Part Three

Balthazar sat on the bench beside her, holding out a single violet. "No!" I cried, but was already too late. Fyora lifted the violet and took a delicate sniff of the petals.

by ilovemycatembers
Unbreakable: Part Three

Brynn sucked in a heavy breath and forced herself to ignore the pain from her harsh landing. She scrambled up and, before the intruder could catch his bearings and run off again, grabbed him by the collar...

by sporty2443
A Week in the Life of a Junior Defender: Part Two

"I wish we were out there doing something. Or at least questioning the suspects downstairs," I said. "Anything would be better than this."

by rachelindea
The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: Part Two

"I'll take the east wing. You check the west one," Roxias whispered. Scout nodded, and handed him something. He looked down and saw a garlic bulb necklace.

by daniecelpines
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth

The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...

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Friends and Memories
I went to my desk and pulled out a picture from the drawer. It was of a red Draik, and a blue Cybunny, arm in arm, smiling. I turned it over gently in my hands, reading the memorized writing on the back.

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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth
Disclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do.

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25 Fun Ways to Celebrate Sloth Day
From dumping Shampoo on your friends to My First Death Ray, this fun filled guide is sure to bring you a great Sloth Day.

by tyuio_k50


LIke Clockwork - Part Ten
Genre Savvy Rutu attacks! It's super effective.

by keshia_songwings


Santa's Secret Helpers: Epilogue
"Looks like Santa didn't forget about his helpers this year..."

by izzywizard

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