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The Issue With the Special Issue

With all that competition you might wonder how in Neopia you are ever going to make it into such a special issue. Well, this is what this article is about.

by chaotizitaet
Top Eleven Budget-Friendly and Versatile Backgrounds

Backgrounds are universal and can be fitting any number of outfits. And the best part is? There's so many of these backgrounds that are very budget-friendly, even free!

by auraichadora
A Guide to Freaky Factory: Working for Krelufun Ind.

So, Krelufun Industries has seen it fit to hire you, eh? The job assigned to you here is to produce Neopets miniatures for the company, and you better do it quickly!

by faeriequeenoffire
The True Value of a Neopet

What do you value in a Neopet? Name? Colour? Stats? Species? But what is true value?

by leviathon96
What Are Your Neo Neuroses?

I simply have to clear out my inventory every night. And I figure that donating all my cheap items to the Money Tree might give me some future Neo luck!

by indulgences
Escaping From Dr. Sloth: a Toy Box Escape Guide!

The Neopets are trapped, and they need your help!

Also by guik44

by saudadesdagripe

Everything You Need for the Month of Sleeping

After a long month of celebrating, all you want to do is hit the hay. Well, that's what the month of sleeping is all about!

by mespirit24
Doctor Sloth Vs. Evil Fuzzles

This article will focus on who has a better chance of beating each other in a duel, Dr. Frank Sloth or the various evil fuzzles around Neopia.

by username_035
25 Fun Ways to Celebrate Sloth Day

From dumping Shampoo on your friends to My First Death Ray, this fun filled guide is sure to bring you a great Sloth Day.

by tyuio_k50
101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth

Disclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do.

by debbie1188
 
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth



The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...



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Bottled
Sometimes when you are alone for a long time, you completely change.

by sleepymoon10

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Austere and Azure - A Ghost and a Grey Kyrii
Their backyard had no fence at all; the dark and thick forest of the Haunted Woods backing up to the house was privacy enough. Azure took a deep breath of the fresh crisp air...

by mus_ic

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Dark Faerie Dreams: Part Three
Balthazar sat on the bench beside her, holding out a single violet. "No!" I cried, but was already too late. Fyora lifted the violet and took a delicate sniff of the petals.

by ilovemycatembers

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The Vitruvian Wizard: Part Five
Alvare Thornpipe had indeed been quite mad at the time of his death.

by herdygerdy

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Santa's Secret Helpers: Epilogue
"Looks like Santa didn't forget about his helpers this year..."

by izzywizard

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Twobit
Or this, or that.

by moosie920



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