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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Who doesn't love a three eyed Kau? A JubJub with tentacles? A Mynci with horns? Oh boy, I sure do! You'll certainly get in the spirit with these festive pet colours!

101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth

The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...

Doctor Sloth Vs. Evil Fuzzles

Have you ever wondered who the fairest person in Neopia is, well then you have come to the WRONG place. This article will focus on who has a better chance of beating each other in a duel, Dr. Frank Sloth or the various evil fuzzles around Neopia. Below is a list of 50 characteristics that proves Sloth is better than evil fuzzles or vice versa...

The True Value of a Neopet

What do you value most in a Neopet? If you were asked this question, would you answer colour, stats, name, or species? If you were looking to adopt a pet from the pound, what pet would you choose? That very well named pet with a rare paint and fair stats? Or the poor, badly named basic pet who has been stuck in the pound for ages?

Other Stories
"Not Another Pound Story" by purplepeggie
Alirx glared at the headlines. "I'm sick of this," she said. "All of the stories are exactly the same. There's got to be a reason for this, Jefo. Is the Pound really like this?" Jefo shrugged. "How would I know? How would you know? We've never been pounded. Katy would never do that to us..."

"Dr. Sloth Returns... again!" by dolphinsareawesome
She plopped down onto the couch, unrolling the newspaper. Perhaps it would be something good, like a funny comic, or an interesting article, or maybe one of her own stories had made it in. She glanced at the headline: Anonymous Owner Discovers Mind Control Device in Sloth Cap. She sighed...

"Wanmei and the Reset Button" by june_scarlet
"Why do you seek the Reset Button?" asked the Baby Grundo. The Striped Meerca considered the Grundo for minute before relenting, "Because I made a mistake." The Grundo considered inquiring further, but he didn't want to scare off his customer. At any rate, he didn't feel she would...

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Friends and Memories
I went to my desk and pulled out a picture from the drawer. It was of a red Draik, and a blue Cybunny, arm in arm, smiling. I turned it over gently in my hands, reading the memorized writing on the back.

by meadows_lark


Top Eleven Budget-Friendly and Versatile Backgrounds
Backgrounds are universal and can be fitting any number of outfits. And the best part is? There's so many of these backgrounds that are very budget-friendly, even free!

by auraichadora


Unbreakable: Part Three
Brynn sucked in a heavy breath and forced herself to ignore the pain from her harsh landing. She scrambled up and, before the intruder could catch his bearings and run off again, grabbed him by the collar...

by sporty2443


The True Value of a Neopet
What do you value in a Neopet? Name? Colour? Stats? Species? But what is true value?

by leviathon96


Where is that Aisha? She would have prevented this...

by kittenstealth

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