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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Who doesn't love a three eyed Kau? A JubJub with tentacles? A Mynci with horns? Oh boy, I sure do! You'll certainly get in the spirit with these festive pet colours!


101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth



The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...

Doctor Sloth Vs. Evil Fuzzles



Have you ever wondered who the fairest person in Neopia is, well then you have come to the WRONG place. This article will focus on who has a better chance of beating each other in a duel, Dr. Frank Sloth or the various evil fuzzles around Neopia. Below is a list of 50 characteristics that proves Sloth is better than evil fuzzles or vice versa...

The True Value of a Neopet


What do you value most in a Neopet? If you were asked this question, would you answer colour, stats, name, or species? If you were looking to adopt a pet from the pound, what pet would you choose? That very well named pet with a rare paint and fair stats? Or the poor, badly named basic pet who has been stuck in the pound for ages?

Other Stories
"Not Another Pound Story" by purplepeggie
Alirx glared at the headlines. "I'm sick of this," she said. "All of the stories are exactly the same. There's got to be a reason for this, Jefo. Is the Pound really like this?" Jefo shrugged. "How would I know? How would you know? We've never been pounded. Katy would never do that to us..."

"Dr. Sloth Returns... again!" by dolphinsareawesome
She plopped down onto the couch, unrolling the newspaper. Perhaps it would be something good, like a funny comic, or an interesting article, or maybe one of her own stories had made it in. She glanced at the headline: Anonymous Owner Discovers Mind Control Device in Sloth Cap. She sighed...

"Wanmei and the Reset Button" by june_scarlet
"Why do you seek the Reset Button?" asked the Baby Grundo. The Striped Meerca considered the Grundo for minute before relenting, "Because I made a mistake." The Grundo considered inquiring further, but he didn't want to scare off his customer. At any rate, he didn't feel she would...


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What Are Your Neo Neuroses?
I simply have to clear out my inventory every night. And I figure that donating all my cheap items to the Money Tree might give me some future Neo luck!

by indulgences

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Petpet Perils
I just won a game avatar!

by leaflunch

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Doctor Sloth Vs. Evil Fuzzles
This article will focus on who has a better chance of beating each other in a duel, Dr. Frank Sloth or the various evil fuzzles around Neopia.

by username_035

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Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Meeps
Troubled Yoselle is troubled :c

by shamaela

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The True Value of a Neopet
What do you value in a Neopet? Name? Colour? Stats? Species? But what is true value?

by leviathon96



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