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"The Elegant and Extravagant Universe" by micrody
Sloth sighed. At the time of this paragraph's beginning, he had already tumbled nine hundred and thirty-three possible theories of everything through his head, but he was still two hundred and sixty-seven possibilities short of his daily quota, and he knew he could not, would not, most definitely should not rest until he had recovered the memory he had forgotten. Then again, if he forgot the fact that...

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Poison
Still grinning, the Zafara looked down at the doll in her hands as she walked away from Erin's house. Old and battered, its limbs hung down loosely.

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The Philosophy of Study: Neopia's Top Ten Books
Books offer a lot of information, adventure, and comedy, too! So I'll name off some of my favorite books to study, and I'm sure you'll enjoy them, too!

by redblocks

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Clean Your World: Discard or Donate?
When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard."

by vyddendarkblade

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Sloth's Device
Sloth gets a new toy.

by yankeesrule244444456

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Sloth's Woes
This is not a subliminal message brought to you by the meepits.

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