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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part One

It was business as usual in the Haunted Woods. The spooks were spooking and the creeps were creeping.

by herdygerdy
A Kettle and a Cackle: Part One

The word that describes my mom is 'overprotective'. The woods aren't even that scary.

by semicutie3
Betrayed: Part One

Elou couldn't believe her luck; her owner and the nasty Techo from the Pound hadn't managed to find her!

by whiskerun
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"The Elegant and Extravagant Universe" by micrody
Sloth sighed. At the time of this paragraph's beginning, he had already tumbled nine hundred and thirty-three possible theories of everything through his head, but he was still two hundred and sixty-seven possibilities short of his daily quota, and he knew he could not, would not, most definitely should not rest until he had recovered the memory he had forgotten. Then again, if he forgot the fact that...

Other Stories


Throughout The Years
Soon enough, Jacob brought home a real little brother for me, and he just happened to be a blue Ixi - but his name was John, not Fluffy.

by duckieballoon


A Lesson
"Our owner's on vacation. We should be doing all sorts of crazy things that she never lets us do!"

by safekitten


Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough!
There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around...

by sarahsmithies


Sticky, Sweet, Controversial: Jelly
What's better than sticky, scrumptious Jelly?

by danceswithpampers


Sour Blue Slushie #1
Worst birthday party ever?

by silver_polecat


How Rude!
You look awesome!

Idea by nerdytiger

by misshamsterlover

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