|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 383 | 13th day of Running, Y11
|Sticky, Sweet, Controversial: JellyWhat's better than sticky, scrumptious Jelly?|
|Top Ten Money Tree TreasuresWhat to look for in the midst of all the chaos.|
|In Other News: More Changes in NeopiaFollowing on from our last report, new data has emerged from the DC-Height-Monitor crew showing that Darigan Citadel will not collide with Virtupets...|
|The Ins and Outs of Premium'Charter', 'SSH', and 'SSW'. What could all of those mean? Well, wonder no more, because I'm here to tell you all about the ins and outs of Premium!|
|Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough!There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around...|
|How to Celebrate Your Neopet's Special DayMake sure you know well in advance when all your pets' species days are coming up.|
|Clean Your World: Discard or Donate?When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard."|
|The Philosophy of Study: Neopia's Top Ten BooksBooks offer a lot of information, adventure, and comedy, too! So I'll name off some of my favorite books to study, and I'm sure you'll enjoy them, too!|
|Guild Advertising AdviceSensible Copy and Paste, Conversation, and Courtesy are key.|
|Hug a Mutant ChiaNeopia is in a dire situation. Dire. |
|A Guide To Snow RollerYou take the place of a small furry minion sent out by the Snow Beast himself, due to the fact that the Snow Beast wants revenge on the residents of Terror Mountain...|
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"The Elegant and Extravagant Universe" by micrody
Sloth sighed. At the time of this paragraph's beginning, he had already tumbled nine hundred and thirty-three possible theories of everything through his head, but he was still two hundred and sixty-seven possibilities short of his daily quota, and he knew he could not, would not, most definitely should not rest until he had recovered the memory he had forgotten. Then again, if he forgot the fact that...
"Nan doesn't want to play or eat, or do anything ever since..."
|Throughout The Years|
Soon enough, Jacob brought home a real little brother for me, and he just happened to be a blue Ixi - but his name was John, not Fluffy.