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Sticky, Sweet, Controversial: Jelly

What's better than sticky, scrumptious Jelly?

by danceswithpampers
Top Ten Money Tree Treasures

What to look for in the midst of all the chaos.

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
In Other News: More Changes in Neopia

Following on from our last report, new data has emerged from the DC-Height-Monitor crew showing that Darigan Citadel will not collide with Virtupets...

by yippo_yippee
The Ins and Outs of Premium

'Charter', 'SSH', and 'SSW'. What could all of those mean? Well, wonder no more, because I'm here to tell you all about the ins and outs of Premium!

by lizziem21
Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough!

There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around...

by sarahsmithies
How to Celebrate Your Neopet's Special Day

Make sure you know well in advance when all your pets' species days are coming up.

by petulapig
Clean Your World: Discard or Donate?

When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard."

by vyddendarkblade
The Philosophy of Study: Neopia's Top Ten Books

Books offer a lot of information, adventure, and comedy, too! So I'll name off some of my favorite books to study, and I'm sure you'll enjoy them, too!

by redblocks
Guild Advertising Advice

Sensible Copy and Paste, Conversation, and Courtesy are key.

by dylanreborn
Hug a Mutant Chia

Neopia is in a dire situation. Dire.

by yellowsugardog
A Guide To Snow Roller

You take the place of a small furry minion sent out by the Snow Beast himself, due to the fact that the Snow Beast wants revenge on the residents of Terror Mountain...

by newmoon653
 
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"The Gatherer and the Rogue" by phoenixs_angel
Once again, his old mistake had caused everything he had planned to fail. The Petpet Protection League had cast him out, only because he preferred to use a pen. It had driven him insane, quite literally. While at it, he had done things he was now regretting. This was why Yurius had come to Altador, to find the only person who would love Petpets even more than he did; maybe she could help him...




Other Stories


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A Lesson
"Our owner's on vacation. We should be doing all sorts of crazy things that she never lets us do!"

by safekitten

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Throughout The Years
Soon enough, Jacob brought home a real little brother for me, and he just happened to be a blue Ixi - but his name was John, not Fluffy.

by duckieballoon

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Handed in for an English Homework: Part Three
There's a Halloween themed competition going on! Everyone's so excited! We all get pumpkins (unfortunately non-edible ones) and get to carve them however we want!

by ralph89170

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A Kettle and a Cackle: Part One
The word that describes my mom is 'overprotective'. The woods aren't even that scary.

by semicutie3

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Wicker Toilet
Who on earth would want a wicker toilet?

by sodapopcat4444

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Battledome Tests
Would you fight with me?

Idea by spiritdweller13

by cevierakasky




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