|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 383 | 13th day of Running, Y11
|Sticky, Sweet, Controversial: JellyWhat's better than sticky, scrumptious Jelly?|
|Top Ten Money Tree TreasuresWhat to look for in the midst of all the chaos.|
|In Other News: More Changes in NeopiaFollowing on from our last report, new data has emerged from the DC-Height-Monitor crew showing that Darigan Citadel will not collide with Virtupets...|
|The Ins and Outs of Premium'Charter', 'SSH', and 'SSW'. What could all of those mean? Well, wonder no more, because I'm here to tell you all about the ins and outs of Premium!|
|Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough!There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around...|
|How to Celebrate Your Neopet's Special DayMake sure you know well in advance when all your pets' species days are coming up.|
|Clean Your World: Discard or Donate?When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard."|
|The Philosophy of Study: Neopia's Top Ten BooksBooks offer a lot of information, adventure, and comedy, too! So I'll name off some of my favorite books to study, and I'm sure you'll enjoy them, too!|
|Guild Advertising AdviceSensible Copy and Paste, Conversation, and Courtesy are key.|
|Hug a Mutant ChiaNeopia is in a dire situation. Dire. |
|A Guide To Snow RollerYou take the place of a small furry minion sent out by the Snow Beast himself, due to the fact that the Snow Beast wants revenge on the residents of Terror Mountain...|
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"Maybe It's Fate!" by grapesourhorse
Fyrste sets down the street with a look of careless ease complimenting his handsome face. Halfway down the street from the library, he stops to gaze at the sky, lost in his wondrous thoughts. Out of nowhere (or so it seems) a Chia bumps into him. "Oh goodness! Oh gracious! Oh, dear, what next? I'm terribly sorry!" the Chia gushes, turning bright red and stammering with embarrassment. Fyrste looks at the Chia...
"Nan doesn't want to play or eat, or do anything ever since..."
|The Sorcerer: Part Two|
Lisha had never expected perfection, but it did not take her long to realize that Mr. Lockwood was vain, idle, charming, and altogether worthless.