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Sticky, Sweet, Controversial: Jelly

What's better than sticky, scrumptious Jelly?

by danceswithpampers
Top Ten Money Tree Treasures

What to look for in the midst of all the chaos.

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
In Other News: More Changes in Neopia

Following on from our last report, new data has emerged from the DC-Height-Monitor crew showing that Darigan Citadel will not collide with Virtupets...

by yippo_yippee
The Ins and Outs of Premium

'Charter', 'SSH', and 'SSW'. What could all of those mean? Well, wonder no more, because I'm here to tell you all about the ins and outs of Premium!

by lizziem21
Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough!

There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around...

by sarahsmithies
How to Celebrate Your Neopet's Special Day

Make sure you know well in advance when all your pets' species days are coming up.

by petulapig
Clean Your World: Discard or Donate?

When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard."

by vyddendarkblade
The Philosophy of Study: Neopia's Top Ten Books

Books offer a lot of information, adventure, and comedy, too! So I'll name off some of my favorite books to study, and I'm sure you'll enjoy them, too!

by redblocks
Guild Advertising Advice

Sensible Copy and Paste, Conversation, and Courtesy are key.

by dylanreborn
Hug a Mutant Chia

Neopia is in a dire situation. Dire.

by yellowsugardog
A Guide To Snow Roller

You take the place of a small furry minion sent out by the Snow Beast himself, due to the fact that the Snow Beast wants revenge on the residents of Terror Mountain...

by newmoon653
 
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The Beauty of Colors
One day changed all that, though. I was digging like any other day, but I was digging upward.

by lionzoo

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Fang Fishing
Five glasses clinked simultaneously, although it would take Cybunny ears to hear them distinctly among the chatter and music in the restaurant.

by soundboard

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The Sorcerer: Part Two
Lisha had never expected perfection, but it did not take her long to realize that Mr. Lockwood was vain, idle, charming, and altogether worthless.

by jokerhahaazzz

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Cycle of the Moon: Part Eight
The Lupe knew that Shenkuu would soon fade into blackness. The year would be over, and the good and evil spirits of the five senses would have dominion over the land for several hours.

by reggieman721

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Sour Blue Slushie #1
Worst birthday party ever?

by silver_polecat

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The Avvie Day!
It's always a great day to gain a new shiny avvie!

by sassofrasso



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