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Starry Stuff

Sometimes, painting a petpet isn't a good idea.

by marilltachiquin
Candy Pea Tragedy

Innocently packaged candy, right..?

by moonlit_fantasty
Battledome Tests

Would you fight with me?

Idea by spiritdweller13

by cevierakasky

Pea Soup!

Delicious pea soup!

Script by instructing

by amkb123s

I Believe I Can Fly

Fly like a bird.

Idea by pattodrez

by verob

Sour Blue Slushie #1

Worst birthday party ever?

by silver_polecat
Neopian Philosophy


by wicked_summer
Cheat! Spectre the Card Shark

He thinks he's so great...

by sloshypond
3 Different Ways

We have to wait that much for that?

by gabrieldeltc
How Rude!

You look awesome!

Idea by nerdytiger

by misshamsterlover

A Buzzy Life

Baby paint brushes don't last long.

by reppoy
Sloth's Device

Sloth gets a new toy.

by yankeesrule244444456
Frozen Yogurt II

Why you should not mess with a hungry Skeith...

by lulu_goodyear
Eat Your Veggies

Save yourself!

by gorillu
Simply Me

Regarding petpet homes...

by virenn
The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia : #1

Say it loud, say it proud

by amamamole
An Unwanted Holiday - Part 1

The adventures in the lives of one Christmas Zafara, a red Grundo, a red Blumaroo and a green Eyrie.

by kattairi
Juniper Sage #1

Researching some of Neopia's most fatal diseases.

by crabcake123
Fuzzles in the Garden

I don't even have a plant to put in it!

by siddiemeo
Too Bad

You win 200 Neopoints!!

by pipla88
Wicker Toilet

Who on earth would want a wicker toilet?

by sodapopcat4444

Postwar dramas.

by leetmango
Black and White. Special Guest: Pink!!

Really, this is supposed to not have colour, but...

by fuzzymonkey31
Batteries Not Included


Idea by destinationxunknown

by _majestic_eagle_

Sloth's Woes

This is not a subliminal message brought to you by the meepits.

Also by taz_241590

by elmisticosun

Islander Tails ~ The astounding.... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

Captain Obvious... able to realize things 4 seconds before everyone else! Spectacular!

by sethcrocodile
Insanity to the Fullest

What a great deal, too!

by weezncat
The Avvie Day!

It's always a great day to gain a new shiny avvie!

by sassofrasso
The Snowager

On top of the pile of treasure you see...

by sogochilli
Kacheek Tails - Appetite

Manners? Patience? What are those?

by kittyshootingstar
KeyQuest Adventures


Also by matheusiungue10

by laiomaia

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Hug a Mutant Chia

Lucie, the main character of Usuki Frenzy, has a dilemma. The main page for Usuki Frenzy explains that "A young Cybunny named Lucie was about to leave for a vacation with her parents when she realised that she'd forgotten to pack a few crucial items - her Usuki doll sets! How will she spend those long hours of travel without them?" Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to dissect this, because this is just clearly laced with... problems.

Other Stories


Still grinning, the Zafara looked down at the doll in her hands as she walked away from Erin's house. Old and battered, its limbs hung down loosely.

by iloenchen


The Kacheek Siblings - More Than Just Fishing
What was planned to be a normal fishing trip ended up being a rescue mission.

Also by mewmeow953

by adorable_chao_10


Clean Your World: Discard or Donate?
When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard."

by vyddendarkblade


How to Celebrate Your Neopet's Special Day
Make sure you know well in advance when all your pets' species days are coming up.

by petulapig


An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Six
"She wasn't telling us a horror story! She was giving us instructions!" I snapped.

by _lapaix


Return of the Crimson Witch: Part One
It was business as usual in the Haunted Woods. The spooks were spooking and the creeps were creeping.

by herdygerdy

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