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Starry Stuff

Sometimes, painting a petpet isn't a good idea.

by marilltachiquin
Candy Pea Tragedy

Innocently packaged candy, right..?

by moonlit_fantasty
Battledome Tests

Would you fight with me?

Idea by spiritdweller13

by cevierakasky

Pea Soup!

Delicious pea soup!

Script by instructing

by amkb123s

I Believe I Can Fly

Fly like a bird.

Idea by pattodrez

by verob

Sour Blue Slushie #1

Worst birthday party ever?

by silver_polecat
Neopian Philosophy

Salesman.

by wicked_summer
Cheat! Spectre the Card Shark

He thinks he's so great...

by sloshypond
3 Different Ways

We have to wait that much for that?

by gabrieldeltc
How Rude!

You look awesome!

Idea by nerdytiger

by misshamsterlover

A Buzzy Life

Baby paint brushes don't last long.

by reppoy
Sloth's Device

Sloth gets a new toy.

by yankeesrule244444456
Frozen Yogurt II

Why you should not mess with a hungry Skeith...

by lulu_goodyear
Eat Your Veggies

Save yourself!

by gorillu
Simply Me

Regarding petpet homes...

by virenn
The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia : #1

Say it loud, say it proud

by amamamole
An Unwanted Holiday - Part 1

The adventures in the lives of one Christmas Zafara, a red Grundo, a red Blumaroo and a green Eyrie.

by kattairi
Juniper Sage #1

Researching some of Neopia's most fatal diseases.

by crabcake123
Fuzzles in the Garden

I don't even have a plant to put in it!

by siddiemeo
Too Bad

You win 200 Neopoints!!

by pipla88
Wicker Toilet

Who on earth would want a wicker toilet?

by sodapopcat4444
Heroes

Postwar dramas.

by leetmango
Black and White. Special Guest: Pink!!

Really, this is supposed to not have colour, but...

by fuzzymonkey31
Batteries Not Included

Muahahaha!

Idea by destinationxunknown

by _majestic_eagle_

Sloth's Woes

This is not a subliminal message brought to you by the meepits.

Also by taz_241590

by elmisticosun

Islander Tails ~ The astounding.... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

Captain Obvious... able to realize things 4 seconds before everyone else! Spectacular!

by sethcrocodile
Insanity to the Fullest

What a great deal, too!

by weezncat
The Avvie Day!

It's always a great day to gain a new shiny avvie!

by sassofrasso
The Snowager

On top of the pile of treasure you see...

by sogochilli
Kacheek Tails - Appetite

Manners? Patience? What are those?

by kittyshootingstar
KeyQuest Adventures

...

Also by matheusiungue10

by laiomaia

 
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"The Elegant and Extravagant Universe" by micrody
Sloth sighed. At the time of this paragraph's beginning, he had already tumbled nine hundred and thirty-three possible theories of everything through his head, but he was still two hundred and sixty-seven possibilities short of his daily quota, and he knew he could not, would not, most definitely should not rest until he had recovered the memory he had forgotten. Then again, if he forgot the fact that...




Other Stories


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Who Needs a Paintbrush?
There was a cold front that moved in and it snowed! Miserable weather for a slorg!

by the_rosie_gallery

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The Beauty of Colors
One day changed all that, though. I was digging like any other day, but I was digging upward.

by lionzoo

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In Other News: More Changes in Neopia
Following on from our last report, new data has emerged from the DC-Height-Monitor crew showing that Darigan Citadel will not collide with Virtupets...

by yippo_yippee

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A Guide To Snow Roller
You take the place of a small furry minion sent out by the Snow Beast himself, due to the fact that the Snow Beast wants revenge on the residents of Terror Mountain...

by newmoon653

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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part One
It was business as usual in the Haunted Woods. The spooks were spooking and the creeps were creeping.

by herdygerdy

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Two
The Altador Cup Committee was being very evasive; these Yooyuball fans had no idea how big the situation really was.

by playmobil_is_my_life



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