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Samson, the Pirate Lupe: Lost Memories - Part One

Samson woke to the soothing rock of a hammock within a ship's hold. Bleary-eyed, he groaned...

by firedoomcaster
A Faerie Tale: War - Part One

The Faeries came to Neopia in turmoil, with the drums of their hearts beating towards war. They were scattered, divided...

by herdygerdy
Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part One

"Rohane sent me a letter saying that he was already in Sakhmet Palace with Mipsy and Talinia. Apparently, there's been a string of mysterious sandstorms in the Lost Desert..."

by precious_katuch14
 
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To Twist A Tongue



Of all the history, culture, literature, folklore, legends and myths of Neopia, I have yet to see any tongue twisters that could knot the tongues of many a quick Neopet. So I said to myself, "You have nothing better to do; why not invent some?" Well, one thing led to another (four hours of being locked up in a bedroom with a "Keep Out" sign nailed...



Other Stories


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Conversations With A Faerie
"Sure, you could use 'faerie' for a typical person of that description, but I'm not typical. I'm stronger, faster, meaner, and smarter than anything or anyone you could call a 'faerie'. I would like to be called a Warrior With Wings."

by esleyoga

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Slothtopia
"We're lost in deep space, and we're going to have to figure out how to get back to Neopia in one piece..."

by i_live_under_the_bed

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The Demons of Dynasty
The great and wise King Altador voices his opinion of the PPL.

by books86

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Kreludorian Cover-Up!
I didn't get another lead for several days, until I heard about a doctor dismissed from the Hospital because he did not "keep confidential information confidential."

by ponytail135

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Sillyness
Tyrannia makes you forget things.

by ehnnie25

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I Bet You Win!
A poogle race will start in a few minutes!

Idea by pseudo_philosopher

by cevierakasky




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