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Samson, the Pirate Lupe: Lost Memories - Part One

Samson woke to the soothing rock of a hammock within a ship's hold. Bleary-eyed, he groaned...

by firedoomcaster
A Faerie Tale: War - Part One

The Faeries came to Neopia in turmoil, with the drums of their hearts beating towards war. They were scattered, divided...

by herdygerdy
Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part One

"Rohane sent me a letter saying that he was already in Sakhmet Palace with Mipsy and Talinia. Apparently, there's been a string of mysterious sandstorms in the Lost Desert..."

by precious_katuch14
 
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To Twist A Tongue



Of all the history, culture, literature, folklore, legends and myths of Neopia, I have yet to see any tongue twisters that could knot the tongues of many a quick Neopet. So I said to myself, "You have nothing better to do; why not invent some?" Well, one thing led to another (four hours of being locked up in a bedroom with a "Keep Out" sign nailed...



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Losing Sedgee
I can tell whose voices are raised. Sedgee and Chair. What the...? Everyone knows Chair would do anything for the little Green Cybunny.

by champ100543

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The Unknown Friend
"Ew," she murmured under her breath, low enough so that the storekeeper couldn't hear her. The Slorg winced.

by sheyda_sheyda

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Bounce Your Way to Glory!
Welcome, one and all, to the practical, no-nonsense guide of one of the most fun games in Neopia.

by sakhz

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How to Write a Proper Question for the Editorial
Follow this step-by-step guide and I will lead you through the pitfalls of writing a proper question for the editorial.

by slinkee

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Tiny But Tough - Ouch.
At least she tried...

by crazy_kathy

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Sillyness
Tyrannia makes you forget things.

by ehnnie25



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