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Samson, the Pirate Lupe: Lost Memories - Part One

Samson woke to the soothing rock of a hammock within a ship's hold. Bleary-eyed, he groaned...

by firedoomcaster
A Faerie Tale: War - Part One

The Faeries came to Neopia in turmoil, with the drums of their hearts beating towards war. They were scattered, divided...

by herdygerdy
Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part One

"Rohane sent me a letter saying that he was already in Sakhmet Palace with Mipsy and Talinia. Apparently, there's been a string of mysterious sandstorms in the Lost Desert..."

by precious_katuch14
 
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Wanna Snowball Fight?



Fellow Neopians, winter is just around the corner. It's time to put on our coats, scarves, and gloves and engage in the most classic winter game of all time: Snowball Fight! Let's not confuse this great game with Snow Wars (no fun!), nor with Snow Wars II, well known for being one of the most annoying and hard games in the whole world of Neopia...



Other Stories


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Snow Wars II Draftee: Chrysanthelithium's Epiphany
The only thing that seemed to hold any warmth was the intense fire in my teammates' eyes. This was what they lived for.

by luckyfishie

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Conversations With A Faerie
"Sure, you could use 'faerie' for a typical person of that description, but I'm not typical. I'm stronger, faster, meaner, and smarter than anything or anyone you could call a 'faerie'. I would like to be called a Warrior With Wings."

by esleyoga

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Bounce Your Way to Glory!
Welcome, one and all, to the practical, no-nonsense guide of one of the most fun games in Neopia.

by sakhz

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A Treatise on Controversy: Quitters and Key Quest
Not everyone gets what they want all the time, and this is where the biggest problem seems to arise: people quitting.

by phadalusfish

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Kadventures - College Paper
Where did I put that paper!?

Also by tinkx

by blaumann


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Ever Wonder?
Neopets are not liable for Grundos who get sick in participation.

by tangaar



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