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To Twist A Tongue

Of all the history, culture, literature, folklore, legends and myths of Neopia, I have yet to see any tongue twisters that could knot the tongues of many a quick Neopet. So I said to myself, "You have nothing better to do; why not invent some?" Well, one thing led to another (four hours of being locked up in a bedroom with a "Keep Out" sign nailed...

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