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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


They have nice things. WHY CAN'T I HAVE NICE THINGS?! Let's spread the peanut-butter evenly on the toast, for Fyora's sake!


Wanna Snowball Fight?



Fellow Neopians, winter is just around the corner. It's time to put on our coats, scarves, and gloves and engage in the most classic winter game of all time: Snowball Fight! Let's not confuse this great game with Snow Wars (no fun!), nor with Snow Wars II, well known for being one of the most annoying and hard games in the whole world of Neopia...

To Twist A Tongue



Of all the history, culture, literature, folklore, legends and myths of Neopia, I have yet to see any tongue twisters that could knot the tongues of many a quick Neopet. So I said to myself, "You have nothing better to do; why not invent some?" Well, one thing led to another (four hours of being locked up in a bedroom with a "Keep Out" sign nailed...

The Neolodge Files


There are a lot of Neopians who are mistaken about the Neolodge. But it isn't what it looks like. The clean, corporate building with the fountain out front looks innocent enough. You just can't dump your pet there with a sandwich, a suitcase, and burger stand privileges. There are a lot of reasons why and why not, what to do and what not to do. So, it is my mission to inform you about the Neolodge...

Other Stories
"Slothtopia" by i_live_under_the_bed
Agusto desperately peered out of the window to see the Virtupets Space Station shrinking away into the distance as his other two pets, Number and Potion Maker, stared in shock out of the airlock that had closed shut when the pod had taken off. "Oh, nice going, Cream!" Cheesedoodles grumbled as he dusted himself off. "Now we're stuck in space heading who knows where!"

"Snow Wars II Draftee: Chrysanthelithium's Epiphany" by luckyfishie
I took my cue and moved toward the front wall. Shielding my eyes slightly from the dazzling white snow, I scoped out any possible targets. "There's a Lupe coming up on the left!" I shouted to Harlex, now a few paces behind me. "He's moving pretty fast, too! You could aim a little in front of him just in case he moves before the snowball gets there!"

"A Louched Tale" by mantiszero
The big Neopoints are not in Healing Potions, and surprisingly not even in the highly priced Morphing Potions. No, the money is actually in the drinks industry. The Ruki wanted to create a drink to rival the big brands, something that was more exciting than Neocola but was less disgusting than Achyfi. The Ruki felt he had finally achieved this ambition and was virtually sitting on a Neopoint jackpot...


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Losing Sedgee
I can tell whose voices are raised. Sedgee and Chair. What the...? Everyone knows Chair would do anything for the little Green Cybunny.

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I Bet You Win!
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Idea by pseudo_philosopher

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Fyora's Mission
"She's auditioning apprentices!"

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Sillyness
Tyrannia makes you forget things.

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Faded Memories #2: Rise of the Battle Faerie - Part Eight
The day of the challenge dawned bright and early. Already, palace servants were setting up one of the dueling courts.

by kit_3_3_3



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