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Advanced Stocking Techniques Part 2

Why do we diversify? Or more importantly, what is diversification?

by kevy27300
How to Write a Proper Question for the Editorial

Follow this step-by-step guide and I will lead you through the pitfalls of writing a proper question for the editorial.

by slinkee
Wanna Snowball Fight?

All you have to do is hit the pets that you see on the other side of the barrier...

by rospetta
How to be a Neoslang Nerd

The word or phrase that you don't understand is what I like to call Neoslang, named because it's slang you use on Neopets.

by surfy_chick27
Kreludorian Cover-Up!

I didn't get another lead for several days, until I heard about a doctor dismissed from the Hospital because he did not "keep confidential information confidential."

by ponytail135
A Little Further Up

The problem was that I had no goals.

by weaponstar
Getting Started: Glorious Gallery Making

The purpose of galleries is to show off.

by unicorngirl383
The Neolodge Files

The clean, corporate building with the fountain out front looks innocent enough.

by nonobow
To Twist A Tongue

Crafty Kougras keep kelp caches on Kreludor.

by alexrae963
A Treatise on Controversy: Quitters and Key Quest

Not everyone gets what they want all the time, and this is where the biggest problem seems to arise: people quitting.

by phadalusfish
Bounce Your Way to Glory!

Welcome, one and all, to the practical, no-nonsense guide of one of the most fun games in Neopia.

by sakhz
The Demons of Dynasty

The great and wise King Altador voices his opinion of the PPL.

by books86
 
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To Twist A Tongue



Of all the history, culture, literature, folklore, legends and myths of Neopia, I have yet to see any tongue twisters that could knot the tongues of many a quick Neopet. So I said to myself, "You have nothing better to do; why not invent some?" Well, one thing led to another (four hours of being locked up in a bedroom with a "Keep Out" sign nailed...



Other Stories


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Fyora's Mission
"She's auditioning apprentices!"

by petulapig

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Conversations With A Faerie
"Sure, you could use 'faerie' for a typical person of that description, but I'm not typical. I'm stronger, faster, meaner, and smarter than anything or anyone you could call a 'faerie'. I would like to be called a Warrior With Wings."

by esleyoga

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The Last Page: Part Three
When I opened the door, my master was asleep, leaning against a bookshelf, a piece of paper still clutched in his paw.

by silent_snow

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Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part Three
"What could have happened to him? For that matter, what could have happened to everyone here? It's impossible. An entire town just doesn't disappear..."

by jokerhahaazzz

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Strictly Mediocre?!
-Sparta kick'd-

by iceangel181092

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Unexpected Visitors
All Peas welcome!

Also by dutchese159

by suzerz




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