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||Issue: 171 | 31st day of Celebrating, Y6
|The Tower Journey: Part Six"You ain't dressed right," the Captain told his
new employee quickly. "Get some new clothes, and you can get on. Armour is SO
|Savak: The Medallion - Part Eight"Lukas, wait!" Savak cried, hoisting himself
up on three legs. "That Lupe is being controlled, like the others were!"|
|Telltale the Darigan Dancer: Part Four"I DON'T CARE, VEX!" she shouted, and continued
banging against the bars. "I want revenge. Soon I'll make Kass pay for what
he's done, and then for stealing our Orb, I'll slay all of Meridell." |
|Retribution: Part Four"Nina. Terry. I'll save yelling at you two for
tomorrow. Go get some sleep - you'll need it, we have another mission assigned
|Lost Legacies: The Amulets - Part Four"We are getting
NOWHERE. You see that small yellow square in the distance? That's Balthazar's
house. It's less than 150 meters away and anyone can run that far in a minute,"
he snapped. "Some guide," he added, muttering, and flashed dark looks at Nara.
|Darkness Binding 3: Part Four"We are imprisoned in our own lands. A land of wondrous sights
and sounds rests just beyond the boundaries of our universe, and we can pass
|Princess of Erodaire IV: Part Three"What?" I said incredulously. "It can't be...you're
supposed to be locked up in the dungeons!"|
|Raider of the Sky: Part ThreeBefore I could tell her not to, Croshar put one
tentative claw into the water. And with that one claw, the whole lake exploded
in clear, cold water and thrashing claws. |
|Night Walker: Part ThreeI streaked out over the long grass, moving on
all fours to be safe. I tailed them at a distance well into nightfall. At last
they set up camp, I heard the guards roar with laughter and guffaw for a long
time. Finally they quieted and I moved in. |
|To Be A Master: Dreams - Part TwoShe was flying again, soaring up above the clouds to where
the moon reflected the brightness of the day. Once more she hung in the dark void
of space among the curveting stars. But this time she wasn't alone... |
|Hearts of Destiny: The Beginning - Part TwoKeiko and the three thieves headed out of Meridell,
heading southwest towards the Haunted Woods. That was where her spies had last
spotted the two thieves, and she didn't want to loose them...|
|A Complete Christmas: Part TwoAndrea was stunned for a moment. She could not
comprehend what was happening before her. But soon she came back to reality,
and slowly, a wide grin broke out. |
|The 18 Karat Gelert: Part Two"We're going to Tyrannia. First we have to go
to the Eyrie Taxi booth so that we can get there," he hissed through clenched
teeth. Raj pounced at a flower. |
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We all know about the oh so infamous Boochi, right? Well, if you don't then you have been living under a rock. But for the rest of us who have been exposed to the great horror and capabilities of this baby Bruce, listen up! Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm*
|I Never Thought It'd Come To This|
"Would you like to buy one?" he asked. I leaned
closer to the tank. There were many colored Alkenores. A pink one was chasing
a big blue one. In the corner there was a green one, preening herself.
Seto waved goodbye out the window as he watched
Demon take the shortest route to the 10:00 ferry to Neopia Central and disappeared
out of sight. The Lupe turned around and looked into the faces of his siblings,
eyes shining bright.
|Dear Troxy: Down With Roxy|
There is only
room in this galaxy for one advice columnist and Sloth out of the running. It’s
down to the ditz and me, a Cali vs. a Cali. So, Roxy, let me ask you, are you
|New Year Glumness|
Neopia is entering Year 7 and the holiday season is just about over, no more
great parties or visits to the Advent Calendar… now all of a sudden it’s stopping.
Yes, I know this is annoying, I was just getting use to all the fun...