|Boochi - Cool or Cruel?Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a
cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm* |
|100 Crazy Solutions for BoredomThere are plenty of things in Neopia to keep you occupied, you
just need the imagination to think of what. Need help?|
|Dodging CometsThough it may seem an action game at first, Escape to Kreludor truly
does require a great deal of mental acuity...|
|100 Reasons Not To Be EvilHave you ever thought about giving up your "good guy" status and become evil?
Well, let me tell you, being evil doesn't pay. It really doesn't. |
|The Ultimate Tyranu Evavu StrategyI know, I know. Tyranu Evavu is a luck game. That means there IS no
strategy. Right? WRONG! If you want the avatar, love the game, or just want the
glorious, glorious NP (or all three), then this guide is for you!|
|Neoschool Survival: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses!Let’s face it, no matter how much they teach you, you’re bound to want to miss
one or two lessons every now and then. I know I do and I don’t think you or
your pets will be any different.|
|Dear Troxy: Down With Roxy There is only
room in this galaxy for one advice columnist and Sloth out of the running. It’s
down to the ditz and me, a Cali vs. a Cali. So, Roxy, let me ask you, are you
|A Holiday To... OOH Boy, A Borovan Plushie!Do you have that guilty feeling in your gut, knowing that if you don't finish
that to-do list soon, there wont be much point after a while?|
|New Year GlumnessNeopia is entering Year 7 and the holiday season is just about over, no more
great parties or visits to the Advent Calendar… now all of a sudden it’s stopping.
Yes, I know this is annoying, I was just getting use to all the fun...|
|10 More Things You Shouldn't Do In NeopiaAs you may, or may not have noticed, Neopia's hazards are ever increasing.
You've just gone out and bought yourself a nice Charm of Rabid Snowbunny Repellent,
and suddenly find yourself amidst a flock of hungry mutant Babaas...|
|...And All Thanks to the Healing Springs FaerieDuring the war not only did she heal pet’s hit points on either side, but she
also ridded them of the horrible Hoochie Coochies that the enemy so unkindly
bestowed upon them...|
|The Many Highlights of Year 6I hope you will join me now to bid a final farewell to this wonderful year, and
welcome with me the New Year. And now… for the Highlights of Year 6…|
|Farewell Year 6: Chronicle of the Past 12 MonthsThe
events that took place this year are now memories which will remain with everyone.
These events made Year 6 unique, and the memories of these events will always
|The YurBoRuki Factor (And An Introductory January Recap)Plop
down on a chair and listen as I recap what I believe to be the most important
events to have occurred in Neopia since Tonuplasty and Spardel Reconstructive
Surgery appeared just south of Tyrannia...|
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"The Gift of Giving" by kittymon
After about a half hour of walking bare pawed in the snow I stumbled upon something! I had found a snow paint brush! Excitement and joy spread through my frozen fur...
Tree_Dirt, my Ixi, had been…ill…for quite some
time, now. I had tried everything from the Healing Faerie to random potions,
but nothing had worked. You see, like I said, Dirt didn't have anything like
I had ever seen before...
|I Never Thought It'd Come To This|
"Would you like to buy one?" he asked. I leaned
closer to the tank. There were many colored Alkenores. A pink one was chasing
a big blue one. In the corner there was a green one, preening herself.
|Darkness Binding 3: Part Four|
"We are imprisoned in our own lands. A land of wondrous sights
and sounds rests just beyond the boundaries of our universe, and we can pass