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Boochi - Cool or Cruel?

Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm*

by soccerace22
100 Crazy Solutions for Boredom

There are plenty of things in Neopia to keep you occupied, you just need the imagination to think of what. Need help?

by angelprincess223neo
Dodging Comets

Though it may seem an action game at first, Escape to Kreludor truly does require a great deal of mental acuity...

by arthurbulla
100 Reasons Not To Be Evil

Have you ever thought about giving up your "good guy" status and become evil? Well, let me tell you, being evil doesn't pay. It really doesn't.

by child_of_night300
The Ultimate Tyranu Evavu Strategy

I know, I know. Tyranu Evavu is a luck game. That means there IS no strategy. Right? WRONG! If you want the avatar, love the game, or just want the glorious, glorious NP (or all three), then this guide is for you!

by fire_faerie_872
Neoschool Survival: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses!

Let’s face it, no matter how much they teach you, you’re bound to want to miss one or two lessons every now and then. I know I do and I don’t think you or your pets will be any different.

by tambourine_chimp
Dear Troxy: Down With Roxy

There is only room in this galaxy for one advice columnist and Sloth out of the running. It’s down to the ditz and me, a Cali vs. a Cali. So, Roxy, let me ask you, are you feeling lucky?

by roxycaligirl101
A Holiday To... OOH Boy, A Borovan Plushie!

Do you have that guilty feeling in your gut, knowing that if you don't finish that to-do list soon, there wont be much point after a while?

by theonlyjessica
New Year Glumness

Neopia is entering Year 7 and the holiday season is just about over, no more great parties or visits to the Advent Calendar… now all of a sudden it’s stopping. Yes, I know this is annoying, I was just getting use to all the fun...

by hannahc57
10 More Things You Shouldn't Do In Neopia

As you may, or may not have noticed, Neopia's hazards are ever increasing. You've just gone out and bought yourself a nice Charm of Rabid Snowbunny Repellent, and suddenly find yourself amidst a flock of hungry mutant Babaas...

by tracypaper12
...And All Thanks to the Healing Springs Faerie

During the war not only did she heal pet’s hit points on either side, but she also ridded them of the horrible Hoochie Coochies that the enemy so unkindly bestowed upon them...

by violinoutoftune
The Many Highlights of Year 6

I hope you will join me now to bid a final farewell to this wonderful year, and welcome with me the New Year. And now… for the Highlights of Year 6…

by belldandy213
Farewell Year 6: Chronicle of the Past 12 Months

The events that took place this year are now memories which will remain with everyone. These events made Year 6 unique, and the memories of these events will always be remembered...

by pichu_pikachu_raichu
The YurBoRuki Factor (And An Introductory January Recap)

Plop down on a chair and listen as I recap what I believe to be the most important events to have occurred in Neopia since Tonuplasty and Spardel Reconstructive Surgery appeared just south of Tyrannia...

by simsman24000
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"Rhyming Disease" by tree_rhymer
I had tried everything from the Healing Faerie to random potions, but nothing had worked. You see, like I said, Dirt didn't have anything like I had ever seen before...

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Watching Zodiac
Seto waved goodbye out the window as he watched Demon take the shortest route to the 10:00 ferry to Neopia Central and disappeared out of sight. The Lupe turned around and looked into the faces of his siblings, eyes shining bright.

by _demon_master


To Be Rich
“Why do their families have so many Neopoints, and my family has almost none?” Flowrey said aloud, wiping away some tears that had managed to trickle down her cheeks. “It’s so not fair!”

by blubblub317


Night Walker: Part Three
I streaked out over the long grass, moving on all fours to be safe. I tailed them at a distance well into nightfall. At last they set up camp, I heard the guards roar with laughter and guffaw for a long time. Finally they quieted and I moved in.

by ruin_star


The Tower Journey: Part Six
"You ain't dressed right," the Captain told his new employee quickly. "Get some new clothes, and you can get on. Armour is SO last century."

by neonick19881988


Major Malfunction #15

by moonxtal


As Much as a Bori Can Take
Aggrajagg the Korbat has it bad for the Soup Faerie. Hilarity ensues.

by kudou

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