|Boochi - Cool or Cruel?Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a
cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm* |
|100 Crazy Solutions for BoredomThere are plenty of things in Neopia to keep you occupied, you
just need the imagination to think of what. Need help?|
|Dodging CometsThough it may seem an action game at first, Escape to Kreludor truly
does require a great deal of mental acuity...|
|100 Reasons Not To Be EvilHave you ever thought about giving up your "good guy" status and become evil?
Well, let me tell you, being evil doesn't pay. It really doesn't. |
|The Ultimate Tyranu Evavu StrategyI know, I know. Tyranu Evavu is a luck game. That means there IS no
strategy. Right? WRONG! If you want the avatar, love the game, or just want the
glorious, glorious NP (or all three), then this guide is for you!|
|Neoschool Survival: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses!Let’s face it, no matter how much they teach you, you’re bound to want to miss
one or two lessons every now and then. I know I do and I don’t think you or
your pets will be any different.|
|Dear Troxy: Down With Roxy There is only
room in this galaxy for one advice columnist and Sloth out of the running. It’s
down to the ditz and me, a Cali vs. a Cali. So, Roxy, let me ask you, are you
|A Holiday To... OOH Boy, A Borovan Plushie!Do you have that guilty feeling in your gut, knowing that if you don't finish
that to-do list soon, there wont be much point after a while?|
|New Year GlumnessNeopia is entering Year 7 and the holiday season is just about over, no more
great parties or visits to the Advent Calendar… now all of a sudden it’s stopping.
Yes, I know this is annoying, I was just getting use to all the fun...|
|10 More Things You Shouldn't Do In NeopiaAs you may, or may not have noticed, Neopia's hazards are ever increasing.
You've just gone out and bought yourself a nice Charm of Rabid Snowbunny Repellent,
and suddenly find yourself amidst a flock of hungry mutant Babaas...|
|...And All Thanks to the Healing Springs FaerieDuring the war not only did she heal pet’s hit points on either side, but she
also ridded them of the horrible Hoochie Coochies that the enemy so unkindly
bestowed upon them...|
|The Many Highlights of Year 6I hope you will join me now to bid a final farewell to this wonderful year, and
welcome with me the New Year. And now… for the Highlights of Year 6…|
|Farewell Year 6: Chronicle of the Past 12 MonthsThe
events that took place this year are now memories which will remain with everyone.
These events made Year 6 unique, and the memories of these events will always
|The YurBoRuki Factor (And An Introductory January Recap)Plop
down on a chair and listen as I recap what I believe to be the most important
events to have occurred in Neopia since Tonuplasty and Spardel Reconstructive
Surgery appeared just south of Tyrannia...|
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"Rhyming Disease" by tree_rhymer
I had tried everything from the Healing Faerie to random potions, but nothing had worked. You see, like I said, Dirt didn't have anything like I had ever seen before...
Seto waved goodbye out the window as he watched
Demon take the shortest route to the 10:00 ferry to Neopia Central and disappeared
out of sight. The Lupe turned around and looked into the faces of his siblings,
eyes shining bright.
|To Be Rich|
“Why do their families have so many Neopoints,
and my family has almost none?” Flowrey said aloud, wiping away some tears that
had managed to trickle down her cheeks. “It’s so not fair!”
|Night Walker: Part Three|
I streaked out over the long grass, moving on
all fours to be safe. I tailed them at a distance well into nightfall. At last
they set up camp, I heard the guards roar with laughter and guffaw for a long
time. Finally they quieted and I moved in.