|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 171 | 31st day of Celebrating, Y6
|Boochi - Cool or Cruel?Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a
cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm* |
|100 Crazy Solutions for BoredomThere are plenty of things in Neopia to keep you occupied, you
just need the imagination to think of what. Need help?|
|Dodging CometsThough it may seem an action game at first, Escape to Kreludor truly
does require a great deal of mental acuity...|
|100 Reasons Not To Be EvilHave you ever thought about giving up your "good guy" status and become evil?
Well, let me tell you, being evil doesn't pay. It really doesn't. |
|The Ultimate Tyranu Evavu StrategyI know, I know. Tyranu Evavu is a luck game. That means there IS no
strategy. Right? WRONG! If you want the avatar, love the game, or just want the
glorious, glorious NP (or all three), then this guide is for you!|
|Neoschool Survival: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses!Let’s face it, no matter how much they teach you, you’re bound to want to miss
one or two lessons every now and then. I know I do and I don’t think you or
your pets will be any different.|
|Dear Troxy: Down With Roxy There is only
room in this galaxy for one advice columnist and Sloth out of the running. It’s
down to the ditz and me, a Cali vs. a Cali. So, Roxy, let me ask you, are you
|A Holiday To... OOH Boy, A Borovan Plushie!Do you have that guilty feeling in your gut, knowing that if you don't finish
that to-do list soon, there wont be much point after a while?|
|New Year GlumnessNeopia is entering Year 7 and the holiday season is just about over, no more
great parties or visits to the Advent Calendar… now all of a sudden it’s stopping.
Yes, I know this is annoying, I was just getting use to all the fun...|
|10 More Things You Shouldn't Do In NeopiaAs you may, or may not have noticed, Neopia's hazards are ever increasing.
You've just gone out and bought yourself a nice Charm of Rabid Snowbunny Repellent,
and suddenly find yourself amidst a flock of hungry mutant Babaas...|
|...And All Thanks to the Healing Springs FaerieDuring the war not only did she heal pet’s hit points on either side, but she
also ridded them of the horrible Hoochie Coochies that the enemy so unkindly
bestowed upon them...|
|The Many Highlights of Year 6I hope you will join me now to bid a final farewell to this wonderful year, and
welcome with me the New Year. And now… for the Highlights of Year 6…|
|Farewell Year 6: Chronicle of the Past 12 MonthsThe
events that took place this year are now memories which will remain with everyone.
These events made Year 6 unique, and the memories of these events will always
|The YurBoRuki Factor (And An Introductory January Recap)Plop
down on a chair and listen as I recap what I believe to be the most important
events to have occurred in Neopia since Tonuplasty and Spardel Reconstructive
Surgery appeared just south of Tyrannia...|
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"Rhyming Disease" by tree_rhymer
I had tried everything from the Healing Faerie to random potions, but nothing had worked. You see, like I said, Dirt didn't have anything like I had ever seen before...
|Of Rivals and Riches|
Celeny, a white Zafara, stared at the sea. Sitting
on the warm sand. She heard of Whitebeard's legend too. She wanted to go and
find the treasure, that would surely make her rich. Celeny was a treasure hunter
and a good one. But she had one rival - Geoff.
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|Lost and Forgotten|
What bothered Vrandir the most was the fact
that most people and Neopets were afraid of ghosts, especially one that resembled
the feared Ghost Lupe...
|To Be A Master: Dreams - Part Two|
She was flying again, soaring up above the clouds to where
the moon reflected the brightness of the day. Once more she hung in the dark void
of space among the curveting stars. But this time she wasn't alone...
|Midwinter War: Part One|
Charmond looked at the sky and sighed. He'd never
be as good as Felix was. Felix the gifted Kougra... It just wasn't fair! Some
people didn't have any talents.