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Boochi - Cool or Cruel?

Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm*

by soccerace22
100 Crazy Solutions for Boredom

There are plenty of things in Neopia to keep you occupied, you just need the imagination to think of what. Need help?

by angelprincess223neo
Dodging Comets

Though it may seem an action game at first, Escape to Kreludor truly does require a great deal of mental acuity...

by arthurbulla
100 Reasons Not To Be Evil

Have you ever thought about giving up your "good guy" status and become evil? Well, let me tell you, being evil doesn't pay. It really doesn't.

by child_of_night300
The Ultimate Tyranu Evavu Strategy

I know, I know. Tyranu Evavu is a luck game. That means there IS no strategy. Right? WRONG! If you want the avatar, love the game, or just want the glorious, glorious NP (or all three), then this guide is for you!

by fire_faerie_872
Neoschool Survival: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses!

Let’s face it, no matter how much they teach you, you’re bound to want to miss one or two lessons every now and then. I know I do and I don’t think you or your pets will be any different.

by tambourine_chimp
Dear Troxy: Down With Roxy

There is only room in this galaxy for one advice columnist and Sloth out of the running. It’s down to the ditz and me, a Cali vs. a Cali. So, Roxy, let me ask you, are you feeling lucky?

by roxycaligirl101
A Holiday To... OOH Boy, A Borovan Plushie!

Do you have that guilty feeling in your gut, knowing that if you don't finish that to-do list soon, there wont be much point after a while?

by theonlyjessica
New Year Glumness

Neopia is entering Year 7 and the holiday season is just about over, no more great parties or visits to the Advent Calendar… now all of a sudden it’s stopping. Yes, I know this is annoying, I was just getting use to all the fun...

by hannahc57
10 More Things You Shouldn't Do In Neopia

As you may, or may not have noticed, Neopia's hazards are ever increasing. You've just gone out and bought yourself a nice Charm of Rabid Snowbunny Repellent, and suddenly find yourself amidst a flock of hungry mutant Babaas...

by tracypaper12
...And All Thanks to the Healing Springs Faerie

During the war not only did she heal pet’s hit points on either side, but she also ridded them of the horrible Hoochie Coochies that the enemy so unkindly bestowed upon them...

by violinoutoftune
The Many Highlights of Year 6

I hope you will join me now to bid a final farewell to this wonderful year, and welcome with me the New Year. And now… for the Highlights of Year 6…

by belldandy213
Farewell Year 6: Chronicle of the Past 12 Months

The events that took place this year are now memories which will remain with everyone. These events made Year 6 unique, and the memories of these events will always be remembered...

by pichu_pikachu_raichu
The YurBoRuki Factor (And An Introductory January Recap)

Plop down on a chair and listen as I recap what I believe to be the most important events to have occurred in Neopia since Tonuplasty and Spardel Reconstructive Surgery appeared just south of Tyrannia...

by simsman24000
 
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"The Gift of Giving" by kittymon
After about a half hour of walking bare pawed in the snow I stumbled upon something! I had found a snow paint brush! Excitement and joy spread through my frozen fur...




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Lost and Forgotten
What bothered Vrandir the most was the fact that most people and Neopets were afraid of ghosts, especially one that resembled the feared Ghost Lupe...

by lunagirl52

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Two Thieves, a Million Skeletal Warriors
Wave after wave of skeletal minions, nay warriors, swarmed them. It was obvious they didn't stand a chance. But the more they slain, the more courage that had built up within these thieves battered hearts.

by nifriththegreat

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Change of Tune: Part One
I knew the event well. Not just because my brothers had received an invitation, but because all of the best entertainers in Neopia attended to impress the not so easily impressed King.

by twirlsncurls5

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Lost Legacies: The Amulets - Part Four
"We are getting NOWHERE. You see that small yellow square in the distance? That's Balthazar's house. It's less than 150 meters away and anyone can run that far in a minute," he snapped. "Some guide," he added, muttering, and flashed dark looks at Nara.

by diamond_rox

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Sloth on the Rox
The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 4)

by plushieowner

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Lenny Sack - Ice War 1
"You have beaten Skeletal Minion! You have won this fight!"

by ickessler



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