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Issue: 171 | 31st day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	Lenny Sack - Ice War 1 "You have beaten Skeletal Minion! You have won this fight!" by ickessler
	The Unexpected Hands OFF the Diary! by oliver381
	NeoComp Me, Myself, and Talking Sock. by chibikatza
	Dark Neopia OH! OH! by dragon_spine
	Ixi Troubles "A New Diet" by puzz1ed
	Shrubs? All done :-) by friends_buffy
	Spooky Ooky When rocks turn bad... by tiddle_girl
	Blumaroo Blues There are Snowmen who can talk... by midknight08
	Fruity Famille Just another day... sigh by faeriegurl4lyfe
	Totodum and Turtumdee What's down there, anyway? by huggsy_666
	Stuck in the Neopet House The Battledone can get a little rough sometimes... by spotthechelsey
	Down 4 Maintenance I hope you brought dinner... by frootloop409
	Sugar and Spice What that rock is really for! by ravendraik
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 4) by plushieowner
	As Much as a Bori Can Take Aggrajagg the Korbat has it bad for the Soup Faerie. Hilarity ensues. by kudou
	Unhappy Birthday It's always good to carry around a sheild... by marowen
	Confuzzled Christmas giving... by pale_iris
	SF and Inu I need some advice... by you_only_get1
	Pet in Training - Scary Pet Pant Devil's Bone? Ha.... by shmntc
	Petpetsitter's Day Who said Petpetsitting is easy? by xgxdx
	Twisted Reality Why does he even carry that around with him? by abiahew
	Just Wondering I wonder how Christmas Ixi get their red noses... by daisey
	Faerie Faults Taelia had more to worry about than Hannah did... by wocky_lover_forever
	Faeriestones 4 'I think with my eyes closed,' she says. >_<; by allelementalfaerie11
	Not Just Another Neopet "No Garbage" by everybody_say_moo
	Too Odd Rejected... by freakishsteph
	Roy and Dramonti Sometimes it's hard to get what you want... by dralora
	Blunderful Why Eliv Thade's paws are bandaged... by mysticflamepack
	Full of Freakz Fruitcake: Its alive! And yucky... by fulloffur
	I Thought You Were The Normal One!! For Hannah!! ... oh wait...maybe not... by kuroneka_sama
	Merry X-Mas! Wanna trade? by glowing_banana
	Ditzy Business!!! A little confused... by belldandy213
	Life & Times of Kanrik Looking for something? by american_cartoonist
	Ice Caves?! No Usul will be spared... by ewoks316
	It's The Thought That Counts "Dear friend..." by ickessler
	The Cheesy Neos Not to worry, 2005 will be different! by justduckygal
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Who knew Meepits were so affectionate... by kittylin
	An Explosive New Year! It's time to celebrate the New Year with a blast! by jusygo
	Icy Cold Bananas We wish... by prc_saga
	Major Malfunction #15 Arwoo? by moonxtal
	Floofeh X-mas It makes me wonder... by jupeboxgal

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Cool or Cruel?

We all know about the oh so infamous Boochi, right? Well, if you don't then you have been living under a rock. But for the rest of us who have been exposed to the great horror and capabilities of this baby Bruce, listen up! Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm*

Other Stories

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Thrills, Ink Spills and Golden Quills
I don’t ask for much this festive season,
A few messages from my fans would be somewhat pleasing.

by plushieowner

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Kanrik's Tale: Ordeals
"Every member of the Thieves' Guild has one of those," Galem continued, looking straight at Kanrik. "They all earned it. Now it's time for you to earn yours," he added.

by extreme_fj0rd

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Dear Troxy: Down With Roxy
There is only room in this galaxy for one advice columnist and Sloth out of the running. It’s down to the ditz and me, a Cali vs. a Cali. So, Roxy, let me ask you, are you feeling lucky?

by roxycaligirl101

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Farewell Year 6: Chronicle of the Past 12 Months
The events that took place this year are now memories which will remain with everyone. These events made Year 6 unique, and the memories of these events will always be remembered...

by pichu_pikachu_raichu

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Raider of the Sky: Part Three
Before I could tell her not to, Croshar put one tentative claw into the water. And with that one claw, the whole lake exploded in clear, cold water and thrashing claws.

by shimmer765

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To Be A Master: Dreams - Part Two
She was flying again, soaring up above the clouds to where the moon reflected the brightness of the day. Once more she hung in the dark void of space among the curveting stars. But this time she wasn't alone...

by shelleylow

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