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The Perks of Being Kaddicted

Not your standard 'How to feed Kads' guide, this is about the good things you get when feeding Kads

Also by djleclair

by vltra_svr

Easiest Ways to Make Neopoints in Y19

Have you ever wondered how people manage to go for their most wanted items? Perhaps you are also wanting to achieve that one dream pet you have always wished, but the paint brush is just out of your reach right now? Wondering how to make a decent amount of Neopoints around the sites every day?

Also by venom_creep

by marbear_4u

Can Elephantes Fly?

Elephantes will gift the wearables on their back for a cold friend, they are the life of any party, and the can launch a peanut well over 200 meters and give joy to their Puppyblew pals. But there is one large, looming question around this beautiful species: Can they fly?

by alienigenosidad
Caring for Your Baby Neopet

Are you a new parent to a baby Neopet? Are you exhausted and at your wits end? If so, this is the article for you.

by jasper_111
The Supersized Scoop on Adee the Chia

Hello everyone, today I'm sitting down with Adee the Chia to discuss one of my favorite games in Neopia: Ice Cream Machine.

by alyseth
 
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"Love & War" by gleerebel
"Why are we working for this guy?" Hallie said, her face full of exasperation. "We need the money. And there are very limited jobs around Neopia. Needing tickets and stuff for the more decent jobs. And everyone grabs the basic jobs like vultures." I groaned. Plus, for a greedy Kacheek like him he actually gives a decent paycheck.""True." Was all Hallie replied before concentrating on the dirty dishes. She turned the faucet and the clear water poured over the dishes. I just continued sweeping until the floor was spotless. "I wonder where Chloe is?" "Who knows. He's probably making her sort his books in his library again. The nine million books he has in there." As Hallie was washing the dishes, a smirk grew across her petite face as the dishes became covered in bubbly soap. She decided to flick dish soap at me. "Hey!" I exclaimed while Hallie laughed. I went over to the sink, dipped my hands in the lukewarm water, and splashed bubbles at her in retaliation. Her mouth opened in shock and I started to laugh. Then, it turned into an all out water fight. In the midst of our fun, Thade barged into the kitchen. "What is going on here?!" He yelled. Hallie and I froze. "My kitchen is a complete mess! CLEAN IT UP IMMEDIATELY." His voice boomed as he stormed away. After a brief silence, all Hallie and I could do was burst into complete laughter..




Other Stories


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A Feline Rivalry
“You’re not buying a petpet from Altador? The petpet shop is just a short walk away.” Jarnk flashed a grin at the Zafara. “I have something else in mind. I have to get to the Neopian Marketplace to buy one of these bad boys.” Pit focused back on the crossword puzzle in his lap. “All right, if you say so… If you get back late just don’t wake anyone up.”

by yoshisislandbandit

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An Elephante Dancer’s Lament
The stage lights would burn bright atop her, but she would be the brightest of them all, outshining all the other dancers around her, before her, and perhaps even long after her. But then, Emily would wake up, and the dream would dissipate like mist, forever out of her reach.

by kahlen369

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Southward Bound: Part Three
What lay before them was a sprawling valley filled with woods. It had lakes and rivers as well as beautiful waterfalls. There was a clearing where a wooden house stood all by itself. It had a steeply sloped roof and seemed to be standing on beams made to look like wibreth legs. Once they landed near it they all got out to look around. “Hello! Is anyone here?” called out Osa.

by kaioti

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A Baby and a Brute: Part Two
I cry all the time but it’s because I’ the Grey Faerie, you see. It’s what I do. Cry.” “Isn’t there anything we can do?” Ana asked. “No, not really. Just leave me be. It’s what everyone else does.” Ana rose to her feet, picked up her bag and left the alley with Brutus. This meeting of Baelia had bothered her quite a bit.

by 77thbigby

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Mummy Puns
When there's a will, there's a pun

by eenlee

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Meow!
They couldn't see eye to eye...

by kennielee



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