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Mummy Puns

When there's a will, there's a pun

by eenlee
Kadoatie Issues: #1

My time feeding Kads has taught me that being a Kad isn't as easy as we think.

by vortext
Coolest Jubjub in Town!

Beauty comes at a cost...

by truebrony
The Trials of Neopia's #1 Gamer: Part I

It's getting everywhere!

Also by artemislknight

by bha288

You scared me?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!

by janderson_lee
Needing to heal.

This may take a while...

by jmo7692
A Weewwoo Delivery

A postal Weewoo questions their career choice

by dopestarinc
Meow!

They couldn't see eye to eye...

by kennielee
The Downside of Games: Neoquest I vs II

Where do your loyalties lie?

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by bittersweet52

Stronger?

Jajolie thinks there's an easy way to become stronger!

by draggi_pi2
A Lenny Conundrum

It's quite the Lenny Conundrum

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Suspicious Events

Don't ask questions.

by spyfox207
 
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"A Feline Rivalry" by yoshisislandbandit
“That’s different, Jarnk. Bartholomew is an expensive petpet, and Dark Pit is the one who handles the finances." “Well based on your purchase history I can see why…” “Hey, that Rainbow Carrot was ONE TIME! The pet that sold it to me told me it had magical healing properties!” “It cost us 1 million Neopoints, Pit. The only thing that food was good for was your Gourmet Food counter. Not to mention the fact that you brought that thing into the Battledome and made a fool of yourself when you tried to heal yourself with it.” Pit groaned and rolled his eyes. “Isn’t there somewhere you need to be? We could go on all day about my past purchases and get nowhere.” Jarnk shivered as he opened the door of the house, letting the cold winds and winter flurries into the warm home. “Yeah. I’ll be back later, I might be a couple of hours. It’s a bit of a walk to the Altador Carriage Transport to Neopia Central.” Pit’s ears perked up. “You’re not buying a petpet from Altador? The petpet shop is just a short walk away.” Jarnk flashed a grin at the Zafara. “I have something else in mind. I have to get to the Neopian Marketplace to buy one of these bad boys.”




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An Elephante Dancer’s Lament
The stage lights would burn bright atop her, but she would be the brightest of them all, outshining all the other dancers around her, before her, and perhaps even long after her. But then, Emily would wake up, and the dream would dissipate like mist, forever out of her reach.

by kahlen369

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A Feline Rivalry
“You’re not buying a petpet from Altador? The petpet shop is just a short walk away.” Jarnk flashed a grin at the Zafara. “I have something else in mind. I have to get to the Neopian Marketplace to buy one of these bad boys.” Pit focused back on the crossword puzzle in his lap. “All right, if you say so… If you get back late just don’t wake anyone up.”

by yoshisislandbandit

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Caring for Your Baby Neopet
Are you a new parent to a baby Neopet? Are you exhausted and at your wits end? If so, this is the article for you.

by jasper_111

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The Perks of Being Kaddicted
Not your standard 'How to feed Kads' guide, this is about the good things you get when feeding Kads

Also by djleclair

by vltra_svr


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Southward Bound: Part Three
What lay before them was a sprawling valley filled with woods. It had lakes and rivers as well as beautiful waterfalls. There was a clearing where a wooden house stood all by itself. It had a steeply sloped roof and seemed to be standing on beams made to look like wibreth legs. Once they landed near it they all got out to look around. “Hello! Is anyone here?” called out Osa.

by kaioti

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A Baby and a Brute: Part Two
I cry all the time but it’s because I’ the Grey Faerie, you see. It’s what I do. Cry.” “Isn’t there anything we can do?” Ana asked. “No, not really. Just leave me be. It’s what everyone else does.” Ana rose to her feet, picked up her bag and left the alley with Brutus. This meeting of Baelia had bothered her quite a bit.

by 77thbigby



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