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Mummy Puns

When there's a will, there's a pun

by eenlee
Kadoatie Issues: #1

My time feeding Kads has taught me that being a Kad isn't as easy as we think.

by vortext
Coolest Jubjub in Town!

Beauty comes at a cost...

by truebrony
The Trials of Neopia's #1 Gamer: Part I

It's getting everywhere!

Also by artemislknight

by bha288

You scared me?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!

by janderson_lee
Needing to heal.

This may take a while...

by jmo7692
A Weewwoo Delivery

A postal Weewoo questions their career choice

by dopestarinc
Meow!

They couldn't see eye to eye...

by kennielee
The Downside of Games: Neoquest I vs II

Where do your loyalties lie?

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by bittersweet52

Stronger?

Jajolie thinks there's an easy way to become stronger!

by draggi_pi2
A Lenny Conundrum

It's quite the Lenny Conundrum

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Suspicious Events

Don't ask questions.

by spyfox207
 
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"Elephante Dancer’s Lament" by kahlen369
It was hard not to get angry or hateful, when it seemed like life had gifted the Pink Xweetok with all the perfect parts needed to be great, thanks to her sleek form and beautifully feminine hair, while Emily had been born with a body so large and bulky, in a colour that stood out in the worst way when combined with their pretty pink tutus. All too often, Emily could only look at Thalia, and wonder and wish, what her life might’ve been like if she could be like her. In desperation, the Pink Elephante had begun to search for morphing potions, thinking to herself that perhaps she might have a chance if she’d were a Xweetok like Thalia, or their teacher, Ms. Amelia. Intellectually, she knew, that it probably wouldn’t help as much as she hoped, that other species were just as perfectly capable of being incredible dancers. But Emily could only see her dream, and the reality that is was seemingly not meant to be. According to her research, the cheapest morphing potions that could turn her into what she wanted was a Yellow Xweetok Morphing Potion. It was still over twenty thousand neopoints, but considering achieving her dream was priceless, Emily was perfectly ready to pay it.




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An Elephante Dancer’s Lament
The stage lights would burn bright atop her, but she would be the brightest of them all, outshining all the other dancers around her, before her, and perhaps even long after her. But then, Emily would wake up, and the dream would dissipate like mist, forever out of her reach.

by kahlen369

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A Feline Rivalry
“You’re not buying a petpet from Altador? The petpet shop is just a short walk away.” Jarnk flashed a grin at the Zafara. “I have something else in mind. I have to get to the Neopian Marketplace to buy one of these bad boys.” Pit focused back on the crossword puzzle in his lap. “All right, if you say so… If you get back late just don’t wake anyone up.”

by yoshisislandbandit

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Can Elephantes Fly?
Elephantes will gift the wearables on their back for a cold friend, they are the life of any party, and the can launch a peanut well over 200 meters and give joy to their Puppyblew pals. But there is one large, looming question around this beautiful species: Can they fly?

by alienigenosidad

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Easiest Ways to Make Neopoints in Y19
Have you ever wondered how people manage to go for their most wanted items? Perhaps you are also wanting to achieve that one dream pet you have always wished, but the paint brush is just out of your reach right now? Wondering how to make a decent amount of Neopoints around the sites every day?

Also by venom_creep

by marbear_4u


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A Baby and a Brute: Part Two
I cry all the time but it’s because I’ the Grey Faerie, you see. It’s what I do. Cry.” “Isn’t there anything we can do?” Ana asked. “No, not really. Just leave me be. It’s what everyone else does.” Ana rose to her feet, picked up her bag and left the alley with Brutus. This meeting of Baelia had bothered her quite a bit.

by 77thbigby

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Spiral: Part Three
Subzero winds pelted the plains in the four friend’s path. Placing one foot at a time in front of the other, the comrades braced themselves as they held onto each one in their group. The water was in sight now. Reaching the landmass’s edge, Cree, Frostrym, Charmifire and Blaz leapt across the ice floe. The sheets wobbled slightly with every bound.

by waterguardianwmr



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