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An Elephante Dancer’s Lament

The stage lights would burn bright atop her, but she would be the brightest of them all, outshining all the other dancers around her, before her, and perhaps even long after her. But then, Emily would wake up, and the dream would dissipate like mist, forever out of her reach.

by kahlen369
A Feline Rivalry

“You’re not buying a petpet from Altador? The petpet shop is just a short walk away.” Jarnk flashed a grin at the Zafara. “I have something else in mind. I have to get to the Neopian Marketplace to buy one of these bad boys.” Pit focused back on the crossword puzzle in his lap. “All right, if you say so… If you get back late just don’t wake anyone up.”

by yoshisislandbandit
 
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"A Feline Rivalry" by yoshisislandbandit
“That’s different, Jarnk. Bartholomew is an expensive petpet, and Dark Pit is the one who handles the finances." “Well based on your purchase history I can see why…” “Hey, that Rainbow Carrot was ONE TIME! The pet that sold it to me told me it had magical healing properties!” “It cost us 1 million Neopoints, Pit. The only thing that food was good for was your Gourmet Food counter. Not to mention the fact that you brought that thing into the Battledome and made a fool of yourself when you tried to heal yourself with it.” Pit groaned and rolled his eyes. “Isn’t there somewhere you need to be? We could go on all day about my past purchases and get nowhere.” Jarnk shivered as he opened the door of the house, letting the cold winds and winter flurries into the warm home. “Yeah. I’ll be back later, I might be a couple of hours. It’s a bit of a walk to the Altador Carriage Transport to Neopia Central.” Pit’s ears perked up. “You’re not buying a petpet from Altador? The petpet shop is just a short walk away.” Jarnk flashed a grin at the Zafara. “I have something else in mind. I have to get to the Neopian Marketplace to buy one of these bad boys.”




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