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Weird Shop Wiz Secrets!

Every player on the Neopets website has used the Shop Wizard at least one time in their Neopets careers.

by indulgences
How to Raise Your Krawk

So, ye sprouts be wanting to own a Krawk, aye? Well, as a Krawk myself I could offer a few pointers.

by mecha_fang
7 Tips for Helping Your Lab Ray Pet

It can be rough on your pet to be subject to the whims of the Lab Ray Scientist, so here are some tips to get each other through the changes and tough times!

by erikakaiser
The HATPC Tips No One Told You About

I noticed a few nuances the developers included that weren't mentioned in the tutorial.

by flufflepuff
Tricks are Treats: Show Me the Candy

Every Neopet knows the most important thing about Halloween is the candy.

by neuroticat42
The Meepitcalypse

Really what creatures have we unleashed into this world?

by lando2251
The Pumpkin Patch Volume One

10 Pumpkin items to get you ready for Spooky Day!

by ilovezacandhsm
Daunting Pirate Captains

Pirates are feared across Neopia. They sail the open ocean in search of ships to board and plunder for riches.

by aleu1986
Making Mutant Pets Look Glamorous

Mutant pets sometimes get looked down upon for being "scary" or "intimidating".

by qwandu
 
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"The Prophetess's Prologue" by encroached
The prophetess didn't like to use the word "witch" to describe herself, though she couldn't deny sharing many of the traits and habits of a witch. Most witches had some sort of prophetic power, in little ways, though it was much amplified in the shadow Gelert. Likewise, the prophetess shared some common abilities known to all witches: scrying, starting fires, turning people into Mortogs, etc...




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The Meerca Chase Secret
"And when we are all completely exhausted from Meerca Chase, what does Mr. Genius suggest? Let's go down the hole in the secret level! There must be something exciting down there!"

by catmegami

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The Poking Stick
There are some days you never forget. For Morshiil, the day when her brother poked Ylana Skyfire with a stick was definitely on that list.

by reiqua

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A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing: Part Five
She pulled out the vial of hot chocolate from her bag and handed it to him. "Would you do me a huge favor and run this in the mass spec, please?"

by dogz_rock_98

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Children of the Lonely Stars: Part Eight
Rin said carefully, "Don't want to rush you people, but them getting in here would be bad, right?"

by saphira_27

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Shopping Day
Hm?

by pikamoca

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Book of Days: And More Rain
Have I always been this sensitive?

by keshia_songwings



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