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Weird Shop Wiz Secrets!

Every player on the Neopets website has used the Shop Wizard at least one time in their Neopets careers.

by indulgences
How to Raise Your Krawk

So, ye sprouts be wanting to own a Krawk, aye? Well, as a Krawk myself I could offer a few pointers.

by mecha_fang
7 Tips for Helping Your Lab Ray Pet

It can be rough on your pet to be subject to the whims of the Lab Ray Scientist, so here are some tips to get each other through the changes and tough times!

by erikakaiser
The HATPC Tips No One Told You About

I noticed a few nuances the developers included that weren't mentioned in the tutorial.

by flufflepuff
Tricks are Treats: Show Me the Candy

Every Neopet knows the most important thing about Halloween is the candy.

by neuroticat42
The Meepitcalypse

Really what creatures have we unleashed into this world?

by lando2251
The Pumpkin Patch Volume One

10 Pumpkin items to get you ready for Spooky Day!

by ilovezacandhsm
Daunting Pirate Captains

Pirates are feared across Neopia. They sail the open ocean in search of ships to board and plunder for riches.

by aleu1986
Making Mutant Pets Look Glamorous

Mutant pets sometimes get looked down upon for being "scary" or "intimidating".

by qwandu
 
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"A Little Help" by liouchan
"Sorry to keep you waiting, Miss- Madam. We're having a bit of a delay. Um, how to explain... Gracie has started to really like the toy we bought." The girl fell silent when she saw her interlocutor's large, leathery wings quiver with something that looked very much like frustration. "Do you mean to say," crooned a cool, silky voice, "that you refuse to give me the Red Poogle Toy that I requested?"




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Fridays at Night
Tears were streaming down the petpet's round blue eyes as he silently chanted, "Rain, rain, go away, come back on another day."

by vanquishee

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Sjörén Earns His AAA Rating
"And we're not returning your lucky controller until you do," interjected Lulu. "And don't even think about using your hidden backup controllers and control pads. I found them all."

by peirigill

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One Shred of Light: Part One
The spectral forces of the Haunted Woods led by Hubrid Nox had seemed poised to expand the reaches of his power to all corners of Neopia...

by kristykimmy

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Children of the Lonely Stars: Part Eight
Rin said carefully, "Don't want to rush you people, but them getting in here would be bad, right?"

by saphira_27

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Mall Day: Part 2
Since I'm here anyway...

by ssjelitegirl

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The Goofers - Party Pooper, part 3
Because we all love maturity.

by lintsuf



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