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Finding Your Pet's Dream Owner

The most challenging part of putting a pet up for adoption is finding the right owner.

by moldier
All About the Advent Calendar

Throw on your Candy Cane Hat and get ready for some fun. It is time for one of the most anticipated events of the year: the Advent Calendar!

Also by layeredcrazy

by babygirl122187

A Neopian’s Guide to Eyries

Eyries are a beautiful, majestic species, gracing the skies of Neopia for centuries. While Eyries are a popular species, not many people know much about them.

by bencat52
How to Keep Your Neopets From Being Unfashionable

Due to the dynamic nature of Neopets fashion, it is important to keep yourself as updated as possible. Here is how.

by pinkersa
The Search for Princess Lunara - Getting That Trophy

The Search for Princess Lunara has one of the most elegant trophies awarded in Neopia, and isn't too hard to get once you reach the ability to get the maximum score of 300.

by flotsam_freako_8254
Neopian Fashions Part 5: Moltara

In order to have the best possible Moltaran experience ever, you need to dress the part!

by petpet_master_
Morphing Potions Top 10 - Part 2

You see them at the Trading Posts, the Auctions and, if you're lucky, in the hands of Kauvara herself.

Also by iluvmeezerkatz

by _white_spirit_

Style Guide: Bruce Day

Need an outfit for your Bruce for their special day? Look no further! This week we have special guest Kakoni Worrill!

by ilovezacandhsm
 
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"The Chase" by jarm9
"No," the Wocky said, "It's too big, I think—" And then the three of them screamed and squealed as a rainbow Moehog suddenly jumped over and clambered onto the table, looking around and every which way but down. He inhaled sharply through his nose, nostrils flaring. "RAAAAAIN!" he yelled, looking at the object the two girls had been looking at previously...




Other Stories


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Hiding in the Shadows
Just as she was about to grudgingly about to become visible, something happened. A random event!

by kate_d

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Rainbow in the Woods
"Haunted Woods Orphanage," ten year old Amalia read the large stone sign, a tad hard to read due to its weatherworn appearance.

by 77thbigby

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Number Five: Part One
This -- creature -- can dishearten the most noble of soldiers, shake the most evil of evil, and send chills up one's spine. He's known only by his terrible, despicable number... Five.

by sarahbunnii

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Ruined Library: Part Four
She hoped they would reach the island soon. Not by tomorrow, definitely, but... soon. They had to.

by aquadaika

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Washing Time!
When you're washing your plushies, be wary of the rogue purple sock ...

by haileyhead

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Like Clockwork - Part Eight
In which Selvin's logic is indisputable.

by keshia_songwings



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