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The Vitruvian Wizard: Part One

He didn't like it when wizards in the necromancy division began thinking – they had normally been relocated there for the express purpose of being forgotten about.

by herdygerdy
Number Five: Part One

This -- creature -- can dishearten the most noble of soldiers, shake the most evil of evil, and send chills up one's spine. He's known only by his terrible, despicable number... Five.

by sarahbunnii
 
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"The Chase" by jarm9
"No," the Wocky said, "It's too big, I think—" And then the three of them screamed and squealed as a rainbow Moehog suddenly jumped over and clambered onto the table, looking around and every which way but down. He inhaled sharply through his nose, nostrils flaring. "RAAAAAIN!" he yelled, looking at the object the two girls had been looking at previously...




Other Stories


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The Geraptiku Temple
"Kougra, I really don't think we should do this..." I muttered, taking in the giant temple in front of us.

by melina322

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Hidden Amongst the Sands
The town had always been hidden away to avoid unnecessary dramatics, yet something was amiss.

by icesmith

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How to Keep Your Neopets From Being Unfashionable
Due to the dynamic nature of Neopets fashion, it is important to keep yourself as updated as possible. Here is how.

by pinkersa

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Style Guide: Bruce Day
Need an outfit for your Bruce for their special day? Look no further! This week we have special guest Kakoni Worrill!

by ilovezacandhsm

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Santa's Secret Helpers 1 of 4
Just one more thing...

Written by tmarks

by izzywizard


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3 & A Half Slices
Oh no.

by schnauzerzrcool



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