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How to Avoid Being Eaten

A guide to keeping your sweet "edible" pets safe and sound!

by kooky_user
Secrets of the Fountain Faerie Revealed!

A detailed look into what the Fountain Faerie does when she’s not handing out quests.

by rock_star_megs
Find Your Faerie Twin

Which famous faerie are you most like?

by pinkpaint
Celebrating Illusen Day The Earth Faerie Way

I am here to provide you with the best tips and tricks to celebrate Illusen Day in a very earth faerie fashion!

by sychologist
Famous Scorchios of Neopia

There are a lot of reasons to love Scorchios.

by monarch217
The Voice of Neopia: An Illusion of Illusen

We all love Illusen. But is she as wonderful as we think she is? Exclusive interview!

by cardsperson_ii
What to Do for Illusen on Illusen Day

It can be hard to make her happy. So what should you do on Illusen Day to make her happy? Well, I'll tell you.

by hannahcreep
Customising for Spring: Neopoint Edition

Spring is imminent. But are your Neopets dressed for the season?

by _neeny
The Daily Dare Conspiracy

One plucky journalist uncovers a conspiracy that will amaze you regarding AAA and our own beloved King Roo...

by aifricr
 
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"Of Friends, Foes and Meepits" by hellehond
An Earth and Dark Faerie were chasing each other in a game of tag, startling visitors with their wild antics as some of them had to hurriedly jump out of their way in order to not get run over. Ignorant of the chaos they caused, the two made it all the way to the highest clouds drifting above the spires of the castle. "Jhudora!" The Earth Faerie gasped for breath...




Other Stories


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Rainbow Fountain Blues
It was a bad day. Really, not a good day at all. Who could have thought when I awoke in my Neohome this morning that today would turn out this way?

by saqo

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Welcome to Neopia
Maybe this was a mistake, I thought to myself. I was new to Neopia – only just finished filling in my account opening forms, in fact.

by aethelar

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A Second Chance: Part One
Nereid shook her head. "There is no need. There's just one thing I want you to promise me. When you visit Yara and return to your owner, I want to know that you have returned home safe."

by rachelray179

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Time: A Gelert's Tale - Part Four
The Cybunny stood his ground and stuck his tongue out mockingly. "Look at the big stupid Draik too afraid of his shadow to come outside." That was probably a mistake.

by nova_pulser

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Boulder Box
Weapon problems

by snackbox

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In the Cat House
Oh, all right!

by arose_ii



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