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How to Avoid Being Eaten

A guide to keeping your sweet "edible" pets safe and sound!

by kooky_user
Secrets of the Fountain Faerie Revealed!

A detailed look into what the Fountain Faerie does when she’s not handing out quests.

by rock_star_megs
Find Your Faerie Twin

Which famous faerie are you most like?

by pinkpaint
Celebrating Illusen Day The Earth Faerie Way

I am here to provide you with the best tips and tricks to celebrate Illusen Day in a very earth faerie fashion!

by sychologist
Famous Scorchios of Neopia

There are a lot of reasons to love Scorchios.

by monarch217
The Voice of Neopia: An Illusion of Illusen

We all love Illusen. But is she as wonderful as we think she is? Exclusive interview!

by cardsperson_ii
What to Do for Illusen on Illusen Day

It can be hard to make her happy. So what should you do on Illusen Day to make her happy? Well, I'll tell you.

by hannahcreep
Customising for Spring: Neopoint Edition

Spring is imminent. But are your Neopets dressed for the season?

by _neeny
The Daily Dare Conspiracy

One plucky journalist uncovers a conspiracy that will amaze you regarding AAA and our own beloved King Roo...

by aifricr
 
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"A Second Chance" by rachelray179
"Ah, there it is," said Nereid finally after a long pause of silence. Jane looked up from her deep trance of thought and saw an old, tattered map rolled up in Nereid's hands. She eyed it in curiosity, wondering how the paper could survive in the water. Nereid reached out and carefully placed the magical map in Jane's hands much to the Aisha's surprise...




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Welcome to Neopia
Maybe this was a mistake, I thought to myself. I was new to Neopia – only just finished filling in my account opening forms, in fact.

by aethelar

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Orange and Yellow with Little Stars
"If you must be difficult like that, purple is the smell of freshly baked cookies straight from the oven."

by supergirl1057

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Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Three
And Kasthie... oh, no. She was being grasped tightly around both of her skinny little wrists. An Orange Blumaroo was the culprit. He wore a cloak that looked like night without stars, a black so deep that no light could make it bright.

He smiled, displaying two pointy fangs.

by cloudpuffpuff


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Petpet Adventures: Let It Snow - Part Seven
He poked his tongue out at Tvarla, who smiled and then turned her attention to the negg in his grasp. It was opaque, and tinted the palest blue...

by rachelindea

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WooHoo!
All new name... Alll new characters... All new designs... Same old jokes!

by neohappy123

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The Youngest #9
I want to go surfing, but...

by fariy287



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