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How to Avoid Being Eaten

A guide to keeping your sweet "edible" pets safe and sound!

by kooky_user
Secrets of the Fountain Faerie Revealed!

A detailed look into what the Fountain Faerie does when she’s not handing out quests.

by rock_star_megs
Find Your Faerie Twin

Which famous faerie are you most like?

by pinkpaint
Celebrating Illusen Day The Earth Faerie Way

I am here to provide you with the best tips and tricks to celebrate Illusen Day in a very earth faerie fashion!

by sychologist
Famous Scorchios of Neopia

There are a lot of reasons to love Scorchios.

by monarch217
The Voice of Neopia: An Illusion of Illusen

We all love Illusen. But is she as wonderful as we think she is? Exclusive interview!

by cardsperson_ii
What to Do for Illusen on Illusen Day

It can be hard to make her happy. So what should you do on Illusen Day to make her happy? Well, I'll tell you.

by hannahcreep
Customising for Spring: Neopoint Edition

Spring is imminent. But are your Neopets dressed for the season?

by _neeny
The Daily Dare Conspiracy

One plucky journalist uncovers a conspiracy that will amaze you regarding AAA and our own beloved King Roo...

by aifricr
 
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An Illusion of Illusen



For years this kind-hearted guardian of Meridell has entranced just about everyone with her soul-searching eyes and endless charm--not to mention challenging quests with bountiful rewards. Illusen is a figure admired by just about everyone. But how much admiration is too much? Neopia's infatuation with this freckled wonder has got some citizens (okay, maybe just my Krawk Cali) wondering if there's something darker...



Other Stories


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Welcome to Neopia
Maybe this was a mistake, I thought to myself. I was new to Neopia – only just finished filling in my account opening forms, in fact.

by aethelar

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The Greatest Faerie Story Ever Told
"So have you decided where you want to go?" her father asked, munching on an apple.

by hockeygirl29

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Stealing Stones: Part Five
"If I may, how exactly are you qualified to find our merchandise? The Ambassador is a busy man, and doesn't have time to waste on reprobates such as yourself, no matter how amusingly named."

by herdygerdy

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Red Thread: Part One
"It just... appeared. Today. My owner mentioned something before, about the Faeries or something. I really can't remember, though. It was a long time ago."

by kevboizz

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How Nifty~
Yet another way to fly without wings.

by kirimiso

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Peppered Reality: New Guy part 2
*pulls eyelids down in frustration*

by rivliex



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