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||Issue: 536 | 16th day of Running, Y14
|Order of Four: Part Eight"Some absurd number of years ago the diamond was split and scattered throughout Neopia, and the Order of Four was created by a dark faerie in order to put it back together again..."|
|Once a Scarab: Part Eight"The news has gotten out. We'll have allies, and his soldiers and sorcerers won't help him too much if the whole city has turned against him."|
|Stealing Stones: Part Five"If I may, how exactly are you qualified to find our merchandise? The Ambassador is a busy man, and doesn't have time to waste on reprobates such as yourself, no matter how amusingly named."|
|Petpet Adventures: Let It Snow - Part SevenHe poked his tongue out at Tvarla, who smiled and then turned her attention to the negg in his grasp. It was opaque, and tinted the palest blue...|
|Time: A Gelert's Tale - Part FourThe Cybunny stood his ground and stuck his tongue out mockingly. "Look at the big stupid Draik too afraid of his shadow to come outside." That was probably a mistake.|
|Stooping Low: Part Two"Who is Faith?" She lowered her voice. "I mean, it's unusual. She has to be a Creator's Age Xweetok for some reason, right?"|
|The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part FourHathim ran across the crests of the towering desert landscape, his hooves creating a broken trail across the dunes.|
|Infinity: Part ThreeTwo weeks had passed, and Lumin could once again stand on his balcony and watch the City of Lights sparkle with the glow of the Fireflies. |
|Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part ThreeAnd Kasthie... oh, no. She was being grasped tightly around both of her skinny little wrists. An Orange Blumaroo was the culprit. He wore a cloak that looked like night without stars, a black so deep that no light could make it bright.
He smiled, displaying two pointy fangs.
|Magician Chronicles: The White Daffodil - Part Two"Don't lie about my city," interrupted the King. "I do not see beauty when I look down upon the roofs, nor do I see the villagers paying respect to my rule." |
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"A Second Chance" by rachelray179
"Ah, there it is," said Nereid finally after a long pause of silence. Jane looked up from her deep trance of thought and saw an old, tattered map rolled up in Nereid's hands. She eyed it in curiosity, wondering how the paper could survive in the water. Nereid reached out and carefully placed the magical map in Jane's hands much to the Aisha's surprise...
The Nimmo seized her arm and dragged her around the corner, into the petpet food aisle. His eyes flickered about warily. Then, pressing close to the shelves, he inched forward and peered into the Fresh Produce section.
"Oh, Jhudoraaaaa!" called out a mocking, singsong voice from behind her. "As the neopets say, you can run, but you can't hide!"
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