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The Beginning

"Oh, Jhudoraaaaa!" called out a mocking, singsong voice from behind her. "As the neopets say, you can run, but you can't hide!"

by chestnuttiger787
Orange and Yellow with Little Stars

"If you must be difficult like that, purple is the smell of freshly baked cookies straight from the oven."

by supergirl1057
A Lonely Lenny

Sayre the Brown Lenny doesn't have a friend in the world. Until one day...

by icy_wind_crown
Welcome to Neopia

Maybe this was a mistake, I thought to myself. I was new to Neopia – only just finished filling in my account opening forms, in fact.

by aethelar
Rainbow Fountain Blues

It was a bad day. Really, not a good day at all. Who could have thought when I awoke in my Neohome this morning that today would turn out this way?

by saqo

The Nimmo seized her arm and dragged her around the corner, into the petpet food aisle. His eyes flickered about warily. Then, pressing close to the shelves, he inched forward and peered into the Fresh Produce section.

by thorndove
The Greatest Faerie Story Ever Told

"So have you decided where you want to go?" her father asked, munching on an apple.

by hockeygirl29
The Shamrock

"What did Uncle Rowan send you this year, Kate?" Mom asked me. She was curiously looking at the little box.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
Of Friends, Foes and Meepits

"A long time ago, Jhudora and Illusen were actually good friends and spent a lot of time together," Helle began, ignoring the look of disbelief from her pet.

by hellehond
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"Welcome to Neopia" by aethelar
Maybe this was a mistake, I thought to myself. I was new to Neopia – only just finished filling in my account opening forms, in fact. It was a beautiful winter's morning, cold and crisp, and I wanted to go and explore this new land I'd found myself in. I wanted to go and play in the snow, or see the ancient ruins of Maraqua I'd heard so much about, or taste one...

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Celebrating Illusen Day The Earth Faerie Way
I am here to provide you with the best tips and tricks to celebrate Illusen Day in a very earth faerie fashion!

by sychologist


What to Do for Illusen on Illusen Day
It can be hard to make her happy. So what should you do on Illusen Day to make her happy? Well, I'll tell you.

by hannahcreep


Stooping Low: Part Two
"Who is Faith?" She lowered her voice. "I mean, it's unusual. She has to be a Creator's Age Xweetok for some reason, right?"

by ellbot1998


The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part Four
Hathim ran across the crests of the towering desert landscape, his hooves creating a broken trail across the dunes.

by macana


Paranormal #1 Pt. 1
Fire phantom, huh?

by _pandan


Mr Insane's solution to the Neopocalypse

by dragonsflame_uk

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